myTakes: Sexuality

Telltale signs that female characters were written by a man and male characters were written by a woman

What's one giveaway that the story you're reading is probably the product of a female character being written from a male author's perspective? Boobs. Men tend to describe their female characters as overly-aware of their...
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Life of a Purple Pill Ladies Man 4: Feminism, Bondage, and Fantasy

I wound up sleeping with the lawyer from work. The last time I saw her she was squirting and orgasming on a video chat site with me. A year later she is a lawyer in a government agency doing a zoom training. She messaged...
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"MORE SEX SEX SEX", Jokes...

Are you "ready" for "more" sex? Sex jokes that is 🙂 So if you read and enjoyed my first sex jokes take, thought you might be up for "another round" 😉 Hope it's as good as "the first"... Fun sex fact, did you know: What...
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Life of a Purple Pill Ladies Man 3: Meeting WebCam Girl in Real LIfe

She was beautiful in her own way. I met her on okcupid and swiped right because she was an average looking mature woman but was gifted with large breasts. She had a tom boyish short bob of hair. I was a 32 year old man. I...
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My Life As a Purple Pill Ladies Man

Red Pill=Avoiding relations with women out of awareness of female nature Purple Pill= Aware of female nature yet plan accordingly and maintain relationships Blue Pill= Being clueless about female hypergamous and...
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The Myth of the Magic Pussy Theory

Many (NOT ALL) women have been made to think that their only true power in a relationship dynamic is the sex they offer. It is what I call the "Magic Pussy Theory". It means that in high stakes circumstances of a...
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My first kiss story

Yes I admit im 29 and just recently had my first kiss. Quite honestly it wasn't as much of a big deal as the movies and Tv make it to be. The girl I kissed was a coworker. she's 20 and has actually had a lot more...
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Sex from a Christian perspective.

The biblical purpose of sex is multifaceted. God has given sex to us as a means of glorifying Him as we fulfill its design for procreation, intimacy, comfort, and physical pleasure. It is a fulfillment of God's created...
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"Brain's Original" Belly Busters

So if you've seen my latest mytakes you know they've been joke takes... (All jokes were found online) And some were sooo bad, I thought hey, I can do that 🤔... So these are original jokes that I came up with on my own......
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"SEX SEX SEX"Yes Yes Sex... Jokes

What should cum after dildo jokes if not sex jokes 🙃🙂 And what better way to start off with than with a theme song... How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him...
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"DILDO DELIGHTS" Adult Toy Jokes

Had enough humor yet? Or are you like me and can never laugh too much... We've laughed about pretty much everything else so why not dildos 🤷🏼‍♀️ What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. Before buying a...
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"AGING" Senior Jokes

. So, we've laughed about boobs, testicles, love, break ups, animals... Can't forget to show Elderly people they're "special" too.... It's going to happen to the best of us. We're going to get older, and hopefully wiser....
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"Animal Amusement" Amusing Animal Jokes

So I went from no mytakes in a month to this being my 6th one in 2-3 days. Thanks to @laurieluvsit who is why did the first one. I guess once the "brains" turn on, it's hard to turn off. And, we're at a time where things...
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Farting in enclosed spaces or do you think you are the only one in the room

This is inspired from @laurieluvsit and @Brainsbeforebeauty and their joke posts. 4) Wow, did you just fart? Because you totally blew...
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Sex & Love is Biological Evolution toward Monogamy I would submit to you an idea. We as a human species were evolutionary prototypes of advanced chimps or apes. We were not predisposed to monogamy. The idea was for...
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"BOOZE BUSTERS" Drinking jokes

Haven't done mytakes in a while till my "Testicle jokes" take yesterday. Guess it got me thinking more jokes Why make people feel bad for drinking, just laugh instead 🙂 So here's some drinking humor, enjoy *Jane and...
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Why Many Women are Simply Bad at Sex

Let's start off by saying that I am sure many men are bad at sex. If you want to make that argument? Fine. Write a mytake. But the point here is that with the advancements of gender equality, what we haven't seen enough...
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Testicles "Ball Busters" Adult Humor

Hey people, how's it hanging 🤭 This mytake is inspired by @laurieluvsit mytake: "BOOBY TRAPS" Jokes Just For Friends If you haven't already, you should read it, it's a great, funny take. (This stemmed from a convo about...
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We must accept that most males well soon have no access to heterosexual relationships and adapt to the new reality. (Plus a short rant on male health)

Male sexlessness in on the rise and for the first time in history men in their fifties are having more sex (or at least less often sexless) than young men in their twenties and thirties. in 2018 a 27% of millennials...
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Discover New Locations! Try Making Love In Every Corner Of The House!

1. Balcony or terrace: If your balcony is closed and your terrace is in an invisible distance, you can have a sex-like sex outside. You can increase your comfort and try all sex positions by laying a soft blanket on the...
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