The D*ck Size Thread to End All D*ck Size Threads...(yeah right, I wish)

[MlleCake]

Well, pretty much 90 times a day someone between the ages of 13 and 70 asks if his dick size is ok. As a woman, I will go out on a limb here and say, we are getting really bored of this question. So, here's the real honest truth about your penis size.

1. You can't change it. So worrying about it is only going to make you miserable. Please, don't worry.

2. Almost every single dick a woman ever sees is going to be within one inch of absolute average. The average size of the peen is SO common, that really very few men, statistically, are above it or below it by much.

3. Yes, there are some women (and men) who really like large penises. A lot of that has to do with how much we TALK about how big imposing circus weeners are so powerful and taboo and sexy. Eroticizing something like that is going to make it erotic for some people. That's just how it is. Refer to #1.

4. Only about 30% of women can even have an orgasm from stuff you do with your dick, no matter WHAT size it is. You aren't broken. We aren't broken. The female orgasm requires stimulation to the clitoris, and the penis really doesn't stimulate the clitoris much. 70% of women need to be orally or manually stimulated to orgasm before the penis even enters the picture, or manually stimulated in addition to the doodle diddling in the doodle hole. Once we HAVE an orgasm, our vaginas are felling all kinds of good, and THEN your dick is going to feel INCREDIBLE, and we might orgasm again.

In conclusion, your dick is probably just fine if it's clean (like, please take a shower before you ask us to put our mouths on it. Your ball sweat does not taste sexy), disease free, wearing a condom, and there's plenty of lube.

Bonus: Foreskins are cool. Eventually American girls will get used to them, because circumcision rates are going down. Yay for foreskins.

Bonus 2: Your tallywhackers do not stretch our vaginas out, or make our labia get extra flappy(?). Vaginas are made for a whole baby human to come out and then snap back into shape. But you can hurt us if your donger is not lubricated enough, so ALWAYS have condom-safe lube handy. (If you hurt us, you open micro abrasions in the vaginal wall which make us more susceptible to STDs, and STDs are sooooo NOT sexy.)

Bonus 3: Bends or curves in your member are pretty normal if they are not extreme. You should be having an annual physical, so let the doc tell you if your have a severe curve, called a stricture, otherwise, don't worry about it.

I'm being all silly about it, but I really want guys to know their dicks are just fine. Really, just fine. Don't worry so much.

[lord_chilled]

great. but now im wondering how my dick is supposed to be owen wilsons nose

[powerwoman]

you know what I've always thought that women were the ones who had to deal with the most unrealistic standards of beauty/body shaming but I admit I've never had to confront anything remotely like that as an insecurity so thanks for helping to open my eyes

[lord_chilled]

@powerwoman tbh, its not really a big deal for most guys. only when it comes up and when some girls say they like big ones, do we feel a bit insecure. otherwise you won't even think about it. unless you are like below the average, in that case i could imagine the guy being distraught. but overall, its not really that big a deal

[powerwoman]

I was actually referring to the fear of one's genitals not looking enough like Owen Wilson's nose... but what you said was also relevant I'm not dismissing that.

[lord_chilled]

@powerwoman oh,,, okay lol, i get you...

[lord_chilled]

i actually didn't notice owen wilsons nose, like ever... i tought he looked perfectly 10/10

[YourFutureEx]

He is WAYYY less insecure than you think OP

[MoneyBeets]

@powerwoman wow

[KatherineJ]

I HOPE every guy on here reads this!!!

[JonDoe1985]

Not before they post the penis size standard

[MlleCake]

@JonDoe1985 There is no penis size standard.

[JonDoe1985]

They went completely over your head. ;) Might be partially my delivery of the joke. Comment I'm replying to: "I HOPE every guy on here reads this!!!", too which I say they won't read this until they posted [what they suppose is] what the standard is. In other words, guys will continue to post without looking for answers regarding dick size.

[MlleCake]

@JonDoe1985 Gotcha. And you're right. I just link to this myTake when/if I choose to answer the penis size questions.

[JonDoe1985]

I imagine it wouldn't be humanly possible to answer all of them, even if you wanted to. They seem to crop up every ten mintues.

[MlleCake]

@JonDoe1985 They get deleted a lot as duplicates.

[MoneyBeets]

Average height of men is still below women’s preference. Can’t imagine it being the same way for penis sizes.

[lizziepooh03]

Great post. :)

[MlleCake]

Thanks.

[Laura_Marx]

This was really really good tbh!

[vonasaurus]

every guy in the history of ever needs to read this.
also yay for foreskins!

[peachblossomluck]

About time somebody did this!

[matchrestore]

https://i.imgur.com/GH7W6QE.jpg

[RolandCuthbert]

There just isn't anything to be done about a guy's insecurity about his penis size. Some guys are going to obsess over it no matter what.

[Pamina]

I'm just gonna link to this from now on when I answer a dick-size question.

[sharma-ms]

😅😅😅😅

[Pamina]

@sharma-ms What was funny about what I said?

[sharma-ms]

Nothing funny

[wankiam]

can we apply the same to the tits or ass question too? ;)

[Anon-ymous1]

... No.

[Paultripps]

Sorry, if girls didn't care we wouldn't care. Seriously. Kinda pokes a hole in the boat of your argument. It's notnimportant or impressive to you and many women, but for many it's also the ultimate turn on. So to each their own. About half of you care and half don't. For 85% of us guys, find the half of women who dont

[Pamina]

Are you sure you read the whole myTake?

[capturemyheartnow]

Dick size and vagina size are related. In places where guys have big dicks like in South America where the dick size is 7 inches average , here woman's vaginal length is of similar size to accommodate such a dick. In countries of Asia like North Korea and Philippines guys have dick sizes of around 4 inches and women's vaginal length is also of similar length. But the problem really is faced in mixed cultures like USA where if a guy from North korea or Philippines want to have sex with a South American , their dick and vagina size will not be a good fit. So it is not a problem only with guys but also with girls. Women from USA like French and Italian men because they have bigger penis size as compared to USA men. So problems are there for USA men if women go gor relations with Italian an French men because of their penis size.

[MlleCake]

The whole point of the My Take is to release you from that myth that a woman is going to be ruined for an American man if she gets with some swarthy big cocked foreigner. The vagina literally does not work that way.

[capturemyheartnow]

A man must match the size of his penis with that of his partner's vagina canal if he is to satisfy her completely. If the length of his penis is much longer than her partner's vaginal canal , it is possible for him to cause her harm during intercourse. On the other hand if a mens penis is short he cannot satisfy the woman because the man's penis must reach the end of her vaginal canal. The elasticity of a woman's vaginal canal is relatively small in relation to length , however it has much greater flexibility in width. Sexual pleasure is dependent on the accu pressure and reflex points which are represented by sexual organs. If the penis and vagina are of right size , it can completely stimulate a man's internal organs , so the entire length of his penis must be stimulated there by exciting all the penis reflex zones. If only the head of the penis is stimulated then only the heart and lungs will be stimulated. So if kidney , liver and spleenare neglected , this will bring about an

[capturemyheartnow]

imbalance in the sexual organs and energy associated with it. So heart and lungs will be over activated and liver and spleen and kidney will be under activated. Also for a women to be completely stimulated internally , all her vital organs needs to be stimulated equally. And the man's penis must reach the end of her vaginal canal. Her pineal gland , pituary gland , adrinal-thymus gland , and prostrate gland and circulatory system are stimulated if the penis reaches the cervix.

[MlleCake]

No, that is all just tantric mythology. All that yoni of a deer match with lingham of a bear stuff... blah blah blah... all based on a lack of understanding of how the vagina works. From continent to continent women's vaginas vary only the tiniest amount in size. Our vaginas are closed tight all of the time, but can stretch big enough for a baby. Penises are not as big as babies, but still somehow ALL our vaginas fit most all of the penis sizes - it's because the vagina doesn't work the way you think it does. Please, please, please stop repeating this unscientific nonsense. It's just not reality. The Sutras were written before anyone could even accurately measure a vagina. It was just a "guess" when they wrote it. But it isn't medically accurate this many thousands (?) of years later.

[capturemyheartnow]

The vaginal size actually varies quite a lot. The average vaginal canal length can vary from 6.5 cm ( 2.56 inches ) to 12.5 cm (4.92 inches ) and the diameter can vary from 2.5 cm ( O.98 inches ) to 3.5 cm (1.38 inches ) although some women reported a diameter of 2 cm ( 0.79 inches ). Everyone is different.

[katiesmuff]

Another misguided soul spreading his useless and untrue pile of shit.

[lord_chilled]

yoni of a deer and lingam of a bear, lol wtf,,, haha, are you indian? howw did you know thosewords?

[MlleCake]

@lord_chilled I'm not Indian. Anyone who has studied the Kama Sutra or Tantra would be familiar with them. These are ANCIENT theories about male and female anatomy, but they really disregard how the vagina actually works, because they had no medical knowledge about the vagina to speak of. In Western cultures the ancients also had misguided ideas about how the female body worked, how conception occurred, etc. Even up into the 20th century there were doctors who didn't think women had orgasms; they were called hysterical paroxysm, and it wasn't associated with sexual pleasure, but actually a sign that the woman was suffering hysterical (uterine) problems, and probably mentally ill or neurotic. All kind of cultures have had medically inaccurate notions of the body, but for some reason among Indians, there is still this belief that this ancient wisdom that has now been entirely discredited by actual science, is actually true. It's not true.

[lord_chilled]

0h i see. coincidentally im indian, but where i am from, people dont believe that anymore, they believe in the actual science of anatomy and physiology, but maybe thats because my state has a high literacy rate, maybe they believe it in other states. i dont know much about kama sutra, but i understand the words

[MlleCake]

@lord_chilled I know not ALL Indians believe it, and not ONLY Indians believe it. But by the second comment, I knew this person was from India without looking at his profile because there a particularly Indian-ish way that he puts things. It's uncanny. Maybe you can educate him a bit on the hard science.

[lord_chilled]

how did you recognize that? it didn't occur to me... i had to check his profile. he isn't gonna listen to me, he is 47 yo,,,,,

[capturemyheartnow]

@lord_chilled What I am referring of is not based on my Indian views of Kama sutra. There is a wonderful Book which you can read if you have sufficient time. And everything about sex is explained in great detail. The name of the book is Sexual Reflexology--The Tao of Love and Sex. And the writers are not Indian. The authors are Mantak Chia and W. U. Wei. They are great writers in the ancient wisdom of Tao. On page 39 of this boob you can read anout "The Compatibility of the Penis and Vaginal Canal. -----Read it , and then let me know what you think about the Taoist view of sex.

[lord_chilled]

im not really interested. all i can say is that the average penis size is like 5-6, and its rare to go much higher than that, regardless of ethnicity. so, unless a woman is used to intercourse with a very large penis, for a long time, there won't be any problems if the next guy is normal sized. sexual compatibility involves more than wether the shoe fits the foot. thats what i think

[capturemyheartnow]

@lord_chilled Average penis size is not the same everywhere. The average penis size is 3.8 inches in North Korea and 7.1 inches in Congo Democratic Republic. Where as USA is at 61st position with 5.1 inches.

[lord_chilled]

thats not true. there is no place in the world where the dick is 3.8 on average

[jacquesvol]

Good take!

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

This site is so gay 😑

[eros343]

Very informative!

[Sowhoawolf]

I would just like to add, a lot of guys are raised on porn growing up. At very young ages we typically see women taking 9 inch dicks while getting gang banged while being slapped around and cummed on by 20 dudes, all ages i mean. I've seen 18 year olds get fucked by 70 year old guys. But fat dicks are what make the girls happy, they go wild over fat dicks. And then we look inbetween our legs and go , oh fuck i dont have that. And weve seen women do the most horrific shit. I mean i have seen it all. So i tend to think girls and guys are mostly fucked up. And noticeably the attractive women are the ones living the life style. While the fat girls just want to have a nice guy. I dont know what to think of this crazy world.

[John_Doesnt]

Ladies, I want you to meet the friend between my legs. His name is Goliath and I have to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.

[Dumbbong]

Sory I joined late in the discussion. Just one point, there are ways to "grow" (naturally) dicks by means of foreplay.

[MlleCake]

That's called getting an erection. That's not the same as "increasing penis size".

[Dumbbong]

Nope beg to differ. Getting an erection is from flaccid to hard. Growing is from hard (not semi hard) to harder. I don't want to spoil. the mood, bit we boys when hit at our "g-spots" do have enough blood supplied to our penises to grow bigger. Here are other means too.

[Dumbbong]

apologies for the typo

[MlleCake]

Getting hard to harder is just getting more of an erection. It doesn't increase the general penis size. It's just a strong erection. There is no non-surgical method to increase penis size.

[Dumbbong]

Ot actually does. I know, and my partner and I have check it , I can confirm. Trust me.

[MlleCake]

That's just called getting an erection dude. Not a penis enlarging technique.

[Dumbbong]

However, I agree on the terminology though, perhaps you are right, it will still be considered as "erection"

[MlleCake]

Yes, that's just called "getting a really strong erection".

[Dumbbong]

Okay...

[Dumbbong]

Good write up by the way. Thank you.

[vald9inches]

But they prefer bigger :3

[art84]

I think it's dumb to care about the size of a guys penis size. As long as it ain't small it shouldn't be a problem.

[derekzoolander]

Yep, you have what you have.

I don't know why women are so concerned about their butt size or their boob size. Some women even have their lips enlarged. (upper lips.)

Ladies, just relax and know that size doesn't matter.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

I agree with you. Everyday they ask the same stupid penis size question. I think as long it isn't abnormally too small where a woman can't feel a thing or too big where it hurts her, a woman will be fine with a ok size.