Girls, what objects have you ever inserted into your vagina or anus? Trying to compile a Top 100 list :-)

OK, need you to be totally honest and thorough, as I'd like to get a Top 100 list of Insertable Objects compiled for the benefit of the community. I'll start with the five most obvious items: 1) Tampon 2) Finger 3) Penis 4) Tongue 5) Speculum 95 More Girls, I Know You Can Do It!
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I'll add Tongue, Nose, Big Toe, Screwdriver Handle, Panties, Douche, Beer Bottle, Ice, Medicine Dropper, Candle, Vibrator, Cell Phone. Keep them coming folks, need to get 100 validated items that you've placed in your, or have placed INS vagina.
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  • Man I may have topped all of them, that's probably bad, but my hubby don't mind. He does the inserting usually. Lets see : carrot, cucucmber, two zuccinis, his fist, my fist, gatorade bottle, lotion bottle, drinking cup, curling iron, blow dryer, bottle of vodka, toy ball()soft, toy ball hard, end of vacuum, broom handle, candycane, bed post, my new heels()the toe end. His toes, a toy car, the end of a stick horse, Vo5 shampoo bottle, bar of soap, chocolate cake, handleof hammer, end of a spatula, pan handle, several small beads, one of those prayer candles, winterfresh gum, vicks chest rub()this really makes you feel good), barbie doll, ken doll, both, chair leg, another womans hand while he was pounding the back door, oh yeah, toilet paper roll, you know the card board part. Two remotes, or one in each hole, mcds icecream cone, the entire pick up sticks game, chess peices()i think seven, a lemon, a pickle()I ate it later), the mouse to my computer, and I'm sure we will try something new. Sex is great, and lots funner when you experiment. Plus, ladies, your vagina streches, why do you think we can pop out babies? DO your kegals, and you'll never be loose.

    • IT IS lovely to find someone of my ilk - I wish more woman would confess and admit to this.

    • I'm astonished! Question: have you ever had an infection down there or something from any of this or no? Genuine question.

    • @krystallovesamber Please do NOT put food into ur vagina, u can get a infection.

  • Dildos...bullet toyss...plastic ornamental pears...love balls...jade eggs...toy eggs or ornamental eggs..lip gloss wands...mascara bottles...nail varnish bottles...cricket bat handles...c o c k...hairbrush handle...candle...salt shaker thing...street chalk holder...badminton racket handle...bottle...microphone...jade eggs (sex toy)...dog's bone toy...dog toys other...more dog toys (kong)...spice bottles..golf ball... small paper weight...plmber's plunger...screwdriver handle...paint brush handle...stencil brush...rolling pin (small)...fist (I like to be fisted occasionall)...ornamental lemon (plastic)<mmmm...cucumber..courgette...banana (did not work)...china hand ornament (fist clenched)...pestle and mortal thing...policeman's old fashioned truncheon (perfect to kneel and f***)...policeman's current night stick (went out with a police man)...gear stick shifter (mm lovely at a deserted beach esplanade:kirkcaldy), silver christening rattle ornament...

    I think that is it.

    I almost always go out with something inside me and sleep with my box filled with something (usually a dildo). I get anxious if I am empty.

    • do u wanna be friends lol

  • lol. Hmm, let's see...

    Hot Dog

    Carrot

    Hairbrush handle

    The weirdest thing is a homemade sex toy. O_o I took a dead highlighter, wrapped it in a sock, and put both in a clean latex balloon. Voila! It's probably dangerous though. I should just invest in a real dildo. >_>

    • Necessity is the Mother of Invention :-) Very creative!! Keep them coming folks...share the question with your friends. Need to get to 100 Objects :-)

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  • I saw a movie of a 2 liter bottle of coke apparently all in there except the bottom 2 inches, but I am pretty skeptical that there was some trick involved with it.

    • I doubt that there was a trick involved...a baby is quite a bit bigger than a 2 liter bottle of Coke...though personally, I prefer Diet Pepsi :-)

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  • a popsicle

    • Oh, and I know someone who has inserted a spoon in there. i also know someone who inserted a knife in there......its the most messed up thing I have ever heard, but it counts, I guess...

    • Curious as to what flavor popsicle, and did it turn your lips down there a different color :-)

    • Haha, I think it was a grape one and and I don't honestly know because I wasn't using it for masturbation I was using it with a guy and then right after the sex we took a shower, so I never got to find out...but that's an interesting question, I should try it again haha (:

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  • a dildo

    a finger

    a penis

    those are the things your ment to put in

    lol

    not things like

    pencils

    remotes

    bottles

    ...

    hmmm

    • I'll kind of echo your comment. When I read this question, I thought it was forthe purpose of sexual pleasure / sensation. Not just for the sale of inserting. This is like walking across the isles of Staples or Target etc and liat down anything that seems to be of the manageable size.

    • You're absolutely right. I wonder about women these days.

  • Handle of a hair brush, beads, latex glove fingers, golf balls, baby bottle cleaning brush, and have seen photos of girls with a snake in her hole, and a gerbel

  • a banana

  • I knew a girl who said she had put a cucumber up there. I haven't spoken with her since.

    • Did that upset you...like, was it your cucumber? :-) Just kidding. How about you AmyHelen, what objects have found their way into your nether regions. Surely you must have a few to share :-)

    • No.

    • Take a look at the answers so far, and see if you can come up with a new one...report back after you try it and I'll add it to the list. Could sure use your help in getting to 100. Thanks!!!

  • Dildo.

    I can't think of any others.

    Fine, I'm not being honest. I had things near, not inside. Like whipped cream.

    My partners and I like to experiment. ;)

    • Then get experimenting!!!! You and your partners have the long weekend to try inserting new objects and get us to our goal of 100 Objects that you've placed in your, or someone else's, vagina :-)

  • many of the other things already listed, I'll avoid repeating them...

    Shampoo bottle (various sizes, there is such thing as too big)

    lotion bottle

    carrot

    otter pop

    whipped cream in a can, filling me

    water bottle

    toe

    flashlight

    hose (inside kind, not a garden hose)

    Caution: careful with "bottles," they can have sharp edges (and probably other things). I've been cut before. And you may not notice until later if you're aroused enough.

  • my hubby inserted 9 candles in my pussy to stretch my pussy he keeps trying to get his fist in but not managed it yet but we still trying that one I have had beer bottle, whisk, rollingpin and many other items but always good and exciting when he rubs minted toothpaste on my clit first its becomes a mega orgasim

  • My ex told me she used the end of a toothbrush for not front and back doors :|

  • The Handle Of The Brush To Clean The Toilet

  • 16 oz beer pop can astro suckers golf balls pearls (was a super long necklace) multiple shaRpies

  • hair brush
    ps3 contraler

    • a controller for real?

  • i've stuck a toothbrush, a lint roller, hair curler, small teddy bear, a dick, a vibrator, a dildo, lube, earbuds, sharpies, expo marker, a lipstick, a necklace, my fingers, my fist, a bracelet, a banana and a phone up my pussy.

    • nice 😍

  • Remote control

  • -one full huggie bottle

    - full size cake

    -syringe full of orbees (squirted in)

    -howie mendel cutout (actual size but only his bald head)

    -ceramic cardinal

    - garden gnome

    - curtain rod

    - shepherds hook

    -pitch fork (both ends)

    -rubber duckies (6)

    -3 k cups

    - a lady’s hand

    - walkie talkie (over and out)

    -taser

    - candle (while lit)

    -fishing bobber

    -cactus

  • I love vibrating tooth brush. Cucumber, banana, kitchen utinsle, bubble wand, curling iron (off of course) hair brush, lollipop

  • A Halloween test tube toy, a marker and one of those tubes that bubbles come in sometimes... and I thought I was adventurous but wow

  • 3' long chain. Omg the orgasm!

  • I'm only 12 and have used a c o c k , dildo , brush handle , nail polish bottle and a vibrator

  • I've been requested to be imaginative when it comes to make shift toys. I started off easy, markers, about 8 at once vaginal, a few different hygiene products, two different vibrating face wash handles (like clarisonic vibrating ones), vibrating toothe brush used anal an vaginal, razor handles anal and vaginal, New plunger handle, screw driver handle, smart water bottle, small end of wine bottle, spatula handle, condom wrapped cucumber anal and vagina condom wrapped bananas vaginal and anal, the handle to my bath water, my shower head vaginal, gear shift for my old truck vaginal, fist vaginam (almost), tongue vaginal, and of course penis anal an vaginal, and I've been waiting over a week now for my first real pleasure toy it's the lelo brand hula beads.
    Forgot to mention, ice cubes and hair brush as well as travel size bottles

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