Boner Stories?? Please

[Anonymous]

i really want a good laugh not in the mean way but I find boner stories funny... well anyways weirdest places it has happened and so on

[Anonymous]

I went for a physical. A nurse put me in an exam room and told me to take my clothes off. I got naked expecting there would be a hospital gown to put on, but there wasn't. Ok, no big deal its going to be a doctor that sees me. So I am sitting there totally naked and there is a knock at the door and in walks the doctor, a very attractive lady about 30. Right behind her is the nurse that told me to strip. So now I'm stark naked with 2 attractive women. I am trying to be relaxed but my heart is racing. All goes well for the first 5 minutes as they check this and that. Then the doctor sits down on a low stool and rolls over too me. Her face is now right at the level of my goodies and she starts a thorough examination of each testicle,she pulls the skin back on my penis and examines it closely while the nurse watches very closely and makes notes of the doctor's comments. This was more than I could handle, I shot up like a flag going up the flagpole. The two women glanced at each other and both grinned happily.

As if that was not embarrassing enough, she has me bend over and lean on the exam table and she runs a long well lubed finger up my butt while the nurse stands there and hold a slide. She did not do a quick in and out, she went back in after putting a sample on the slide and started a thorough examination of my prostate and the cannon went off. I have never in my life been so embarrassed, but they neither one said a word. The nurse left and the doctor handed me a paper towel and told me I could get dressed. She never mentioned my erection, or the mess I made.

I had to go back to her once a year for the next five years and it was the same each time, but I never again got hard, thankfully.

[Asker]

That is hilarious bt are you sure they weren't like prostitutes or something jk lol

[Sarahm8]

LOL that must have been terrible! But its extremely funny too!

[Asker]

I know right...

[Opinion Owner]

No, real doctor and true story. I knew the doctor was going to be female, but I figured no big deal being naked with a doctor. When there were two of them, and she handled me so much, it was beyond my control. Ya its funny now, but back then it was awful. :)

[Asker]

I bet you enjoyed it at the same time a little at least right?

[Opinion Owner]

Well I was a bit excited about being naked with the doctor, and I did cum, so I would have to say yes. I was not though pepared for the two of them and had no expectation of the physical contact. I think the worst moment was when they looked at each other and grinned.

[mosherbunny]

I would be turned on from that ^^

[noodle]

This isn't about me, but instead about a kid in a science class of mine back in 8th grade. We all had to present our PowerPoints and the last kid was a freckled, short, red haired new kid. I'll admit now I feel bad for him, but it was hilarious. He gets up when his name is called and nothing seems unusual to him, but everyone else is staring. When he is up there he looks down and notices his tent is pitched and ready to go and the whole class burst into laughter while the teacher took him out into the hall so he didn't have to stay in there. Feel bad for him, but as I said before, it was just funny.

[noregret11]

lol wow, that would suck... lol your period story that is..

Well it wasn't me, but a friend. We were all hanging out, and my friend was next to the girl he liked, and he took a couple peeks down her shirt, and it was I jr high, so he naturally got a boner. but her was in gym shorts, I don't think he notice at first , but the girls notice and screamed, being jr high and all.. and he was like what? its just my phone I swear.. but we all knew.

[Steezy]

i used to get them in like junior high all the time in the middle of class sometimes gym class it sucked. oh wait I've got one! one morning after a long night of drinking I came home from a friends house at about 10 in the morning walked in the door with my shirt off and had my morning wood tucked in my elastic for my boxers little did I know the head was poking out for a breath of fresh air. my mom was the one that told me he was sticking out. I was 18.

[Asker]

Oh that sucks the mom part on the other hand good thing it wasn't someone else hehe

[Steezy]

I almost would have preferred one of my guy friends told me or something but I took my shirt off right as I walked in the door so I'm sure no one knew. but that sucks so bad my mom saw my boner!

[loveLIFEgiveLOVE]

Lol! wooow...

[Asker]

It all good cause tho what was her reaction

[Steezy]

Exact words... is that uuuhhhhh your uhhhhhh.... my words Yup (face went red) and I went to bed again!

[Asker]

Oh that harsh as in embarrassing

[shawn520]

well, no special stories for me. just that when i have boners outside, i tend to sit down first cause i will look weird walking. and boners also cause precum on my underwear which is also a little uncomfortable haha

[Ball9008]

is that period story real

[Anonymous]

Most of my embarrassing boners have to do when in school and a cute girl is teasing me on purpose with her short skirt - crossing her legs and stuff like that and just being slutty. Sometimes I've had to get up for something while I still had it and I'd try so hard to make it not show, plus often I've had a precum stain on my pants. On several occasions I actually came in my pants cause she teased me that much but I'm sure that was her objective.

[Asker]

Is it annoying when they do that or hot

[neuroticfluxion]

Haha, I love how you said "just being slutty". :)

[Opinion Owner]

Both! Of course it's really hot sometimes because she teases me so good and it's awesome being able to get turned on so much while looking at her like that, but other times it's been really annoying because we do go to school to learn and yet I've had to try to deal with a huge boner that doesn't always go away quick and the teacher is calling on me. .