What the worst sex you've ever had?

My one was when I went down and finished a girl off and she rolled over and went to sleep?
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  • Worst sex I have ever had was with my ex he is a prude, my sexual appetite and kinkiness was too much for him I made him feel dirty (his words). I had to use a vibrator before we had sex each time because he could not get arouse me or make me cum and I'm not hard to please I'm just really open-minded sexually. I don't believe people are bad in bed if they learn to communicate they can each other how to please sexually but only if you are willing. With that being said I was always in control doing all the work to please him and myself. I had to work extra hard because he was short and skinny and he was always semi-hard except for in the morning but he didn't like morning sex so what's the use lol. I felt like I was just using a fuck doll except it was human. All times were bad in terms of him satisfying me but he was satisfied. The first time was the worst he was not a virgin but he was extremely nervous so he let me call all the shots. I guided his hand I undressed myself, and him, and told him to get on top of me and when he did he just freaking laid there and I'm like put it in but he was hesitant so I rolled over and went to sleep and he woke me up my going down on me he was really good at that though lmao. I'm a whole lot of woman I told him I was a nympho and kinky we had handcuffs and never used them but he would not have known what to do with me if we did use them anyway he must have thought I was joking. I wish I could un-fuck him

    • Oh god your crazy and you picked up a star fish Lol

    • Ikr lol I learned a valuable lesson pre-screen dates if they generally are comfortable talking about sex and you ask certain questions and they seem comfortable I might get lucky

    • Well lesson learnt ;) funny though that he became your bf before knowing this

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  • Ughhhh in college I was super into this guy and we hung out a lot and made out tons! He was such an amazing kisser everything was perfect and then finally we had "sex"
    What a damn disappointment. He was on top and did not know what he was doing at all! So I got on top and he was just super awkward. I wasn't into it at all but I didn't wanna stop and make him feel bad..
    Not only was he super boring, but his penis was very much curved downward I've never seen one like it and it actually kind of hurt..

    I'm still very upset about this because everything else was great :'(

  • I had a guy throwing his face to my crotch like he was all desperate to go down it was a turn off. Turned out he was like 2" seriously! But I would of been nice to him. In the end the head wasn't that great either sorry dude next time get your head in the game!

    • I just visioned that somehow lol

    • Sounds like getting his head in the game was exactly what he did. ;-)

  • With a guy that claimed that he's really good in bed and I turned out to finish him within 30sec on top. Embarassing

    • what happened next?

    • Tried it once more but then it was game over!

    • @jackyct i'm not sure it's a matter of his inadequacy as much as it is of your proficiency.

Most Helpful Guys

  • My first time was horrible. Even though the woman I was with wasn't even close to being a virgin she was so nervous that she just laid there the whole time and didn't move or make a sound. I really could have used a little guidance or feedback. I had no clue what I was doing or how she felt about anything I did. It felt like I was raping a corpse.

    • Oh a starfish

  • Damn, she didn't even return the favor?

    I'd have to say the worst way when my parents left for the afternoon and I invited someone over. I thought they'd be gone for a few hours, but I guess my mom forgot something in the house because she came back like 15 minutes late right when we were in the middle of having sex.

    • How did you explain that lol

    • My mom already knew I was sexually active so she wasn't too upset. More embarrassed than anything. She slammed the door shut pretty quickly and never mentioned it again lol.

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  • I'm so glad that for this question I really have to think hard.
    Worst sex? I was drunk out of my mind and started crying in the middle of sex (it's happened twice lol)

  • Losing my virginity. Wasn't attracted to her, was desperate, and was terrible at it. Like embarrassingly bad lol. It was my practice round I guess lol

  • here.. tonight ,,, my keyboard... fuck it.

  • Worst sex? I'm a virgin!

  • I think she fell asleep coz of u. Your worst sex was her nightmare lmao

  • Hmm my Whiskey dick incident or a tear on my foreskin incident. They're both baddd.

  • Now you know what its like..

    Also my worst sexual experience, I'd rather not discuss xD it was all around awkward, moreso on his part thankfully

    • No i don't know what it's like because i havn't ever done that before to a woman

  • I hooked up with this guy and it was like he didn't know what to do or what he was doing and he was so hot too. It was a shame. He wanted to try all these positions and sucked at all of them and it was so unromantic

  • mine was when after intercourse you knocked the daylights out of me with his hand and forget some even there

  • A tie

    One my wife was expecting our first. We were told have sex all u want as long as no pain... Well here we are still going at 5-6 months in. Blood everywhere. We flip out! Turns out women can bleed from membranes etc... No big deal but it sure scared us both good

    second, we are going at it. And I feel a third hand. Mommy, daddy. Whatcha doin? I feel like the worst parent ever and the kid is scarred for life.

    • They do have locks for doors. Just saying.

    • 100 yr old house. New locks don't fit. Skeleton keys for doors missing. New parts special order custom made. Just saying...

  • The worst sex I've ever had was when I was going down on my gf and the door was shut, but I thought she locked it. In the middle of going down on her the door opened... and the person that walked in was her 6 year old little sister. I'm pretty sure she didn't see anything since my gf had a big shirt on and I stopped eating her out the moment I heard the door start to open, but that was one scary moment for me.

  • Which is basically what sex is like for most women on a regular basis. Cry me a river.

    • Who's fault is that then?

    • The self serving male.

    • No this is what sex is like for a woman that is selfish and boring in bed not most women you can't speak for most woman

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  • I was raped. (sorry for being so dour)

    • Poor thing. I hope it doesn't turn you off from it in the future.

    • It doesn't. I'm over it, I'm just a little skeptical and weary around people.