What's ur most embarrassing bra or boob story?

Guys, have u ever seen somehting embarrassing for a girl or have u seen boobs before? girls, stories! and best for guy and girl will win!
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  • Three stories.
    When I was in technical school, I stayed in the classroom during a break along with this beautiful, blonde, female student who was an airline stewardess. She asked me for help on some question and I noticed that she wasn't wearing a bra under her loose-fitting shirt. She realized I was distracted and looked up to see me trying to look down her shirt. She pulled her shirt closed and told me should figure the question out herself. The worst part is I never did see anything good. :(

    Another run-in with a stewardess came on a flight from Paris to St. Louis. The man next to me asked her for a glass of milk. There was a partition right behind me and I had an aisle seat. She braced herself on the partition and swung down and was essentially smothering me with her breast. I'm very naive, so in my head I was thinking, "Oh my gosh! This lady is ACCIDENTALLY smothering me with her breast!" After a few seconds she stood up again but the man then asked for a glass of water. She proceeded to do the same thing. I thought, "Oh my gosh! She's ACCIDENTALLY doing it AGAIN!!" At the airport, she happened to be riding the same shuttle bus and by then I realized that she probably didn't do it accidentally. So I tried to look tired so she wouldn't think I was strange or anything.

    The last one happened at work. I was standing in a doorway talking to a fellow employee on the stairs when a beautiful, female employee was passing through the doorway. She turned to the side and rubbed her breasts across my arm. I liked it, but since I thought it was an accident, I didn't say anything or react in any outward way. A month later, after she had left the company, I told one of the company owners, who I was friends with, about the incident. He told me it wasn't accidental and she had asked him if I was single. Oh well.

  • OK back in high school I worked for a summer as a camp counsellor. There was a girl counsellor who I had been flirting with and she had been reciprocating. Anyways one long hot day were all playing water balloons throwing them at each other and she came after me with a water balloon. I tried to knock it out of her hands and she clutched it close to her chest; we struggled for a few minutes over the water balloon, up against each other and in the frenzy suddenly I realize that I wasn't actually holding onto the balloon -I was holding onto one of her boobs. In the struggle I had somehow lost the balloon but found her boob. I immediately jumped back and apologize profusely and was so embarrassed. She thought it was hilarious.

    • dude i'm crying real tears of laughter rn that's hilarious 😂

    • @untotal lol Because I grew up in a family of all brothers I was so shy around girls and here I found myself grabbing some girls boob and I haden't even bought her flowers!! Lol😳😱😖😮🤔😯😧😂😂

    • Nooooo! that must have been awful 😂😂 Aw that's so sweet though! Most of my guy friends would just be ecstatic they touched a boob and play it off as though they did it on purpose 😒😂

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  • Yeah, well, most of the rest of this thread is cute! funny! hahaha! stories, but, shit just got real here.

    My "most embarrassing boob story" was when my firstborn son's mouth didn't even fit my own breasts right, and so I couldn't make enough breast milk to nurse him sufficiently... and I sat there and watched as one of my girlfriends held him, and he just clamped his little mouth right down on her big ol' titty and sucked and sucked and sucked until he was full. Way more full than he could ever get from his mama's shit excuse for boobs.

    Story is in @cheergirl38139 's opinion thread. Just in case anyone out there still thinks boob jobs are about nothing but vanity for vanity's sake.
    This is... not a fun story to tell. It still makes me tear up thinking about it.

    But, yeah. Breastfeeding my other 2 babies, post-breast augmentation surgery, was a snap.

    Some of us really DO become "more of a woman" with a little help from modern science.

  • It was prom then. I was 15 and I was an idiot for losing my clutch bag while dancing on the dance floor.

    The night ended and I saw this guy also attended prom who apparently had debt to pay to me for after I sold my CD collection to him. I approached him frantically and asked for the money. He gave me the money thankfully.

    Then when I walked away I realized I had no clutch bag to put the money in so I just slipped it in near my boobs.

    Then another guy asked me to take a picture with him and at that picture a quarter penny was showing up near my cleavage!!! Arrrgh that guy didn't get over it and posted it online!!

  • Well I have a few.

    Once in my early days the clasp on my bra just broke for some mysterious reason while I was in the middle of a restaurant and I had a look of pure horror on my face.

    Then there was this one time where I was at a dance with my first high school boyfriend. I was talking to him and he zoned out and randomly grabbed my boob. I looked at him weird and he freaked out, saying he imagined himself doing it in his head and then did it by accident. So I did the logical thing: I grabbed his non-boobs in front of all of his friends and called it even.

  • When I was 17 I went to the town pool one day, after getting some sun for a while I dov into the pool and swam under the water all the way to the shallow end where I could stand and when I stood up I realized my bikini top was gone, and ofcoarse the pool was packed at that moment. The lifeguard brought me my top and said "You left this in the deep end."

    • Hahaha

    • Yeah I look back now and laugh about it

    • 😂😂😂😂 I lost my bottoms like that twice. Once in the ocean and once in our pool. Luckily they were around my feet both times so I quickly sat down and pulled em back up.

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  • I was participating in a mud tug of war so naturally I was wearing a bikini. Of course my boob popped out in the middle of the tug and I couldn't fix it. Oh, and it was being filmed.

  • In college, like 16y olds... One of the girls tried to remove her sweater as it was too warm over her head, the t-shirt came up at the same moment and no bra... On her both sides she had friends pulling down her t-shirt but the two seconds of boob-slip are still on my retina. She was sort of red like a lobster for the rest of the hour :-)

  • This one time with my class we went to a pool just for fun. And i came out of the pool. After a while a felt my bikini top was feeling strange. So i looked down and my nipple was showing for like a good 30 seconds. I pulled my bikini top down and felt a bit embarrassed. Two seconds later i thought whatever and just continued having fun.
    That same day my crush was standing in front of me telling a story to his friends. He accidentally slapped my boob and i didn't know what to do so i just stood there. He apologized and continued his story xD

  • Me being flat and thinking I like cute in tops and dresses is pretty embarrassing lol

    • you probably do :P

    • @Toad-1 no

    • if you say so :P

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  • Not much of a story, but I remember in 9th grade (oh my God, that was 17 years ago...) it was one of those spring days that started out REALLY chilly, but by 8am was over 70 degrees.
    So, this girl in my science class stood up for a minute to pull off the sweater she had on, but accidently pulled up her t-shirt with it, flashing the entire class her bra for about a half second.
    Someone called out to her that the class was supposed to be strictly rated PG, we had a laugh, she blushed, and life went on. I don't think it ever got mentioned to her again. I never heard it get brought up. Seems more interesting things than that happened often, but I, somehow, never saw them.

  • I understand that for you gals with smaller breasts that these moments are embarrassing. And that it is hard for you to believe the guys when they tell you that your breasts are not too small. But there are so many guys out here that find small beautiful. Even what many gals think of as flat, there is still something there that often beats the heck out of two hanging blobs of fat.

    Asker- you have time ahead of you too grow more, though as I said you are probably fine as you are.

    @CheerGirl38139 - have noticed many of your posts expressing unhappiness at your size and the expectations of augmentation. It is you body and you will do as you feel. But the same thing I already said is true for you. Small as they may seem to you, many of us find them sexier than the large ones.

    For those of you that have lost tops, I knew a woman one who lost hers on the way down a water slide. I was not there to see it (darn!) but she was laughing about it months later when she told us the story.

    And there was an episode of The Price Is Right when a busty woman was called down and came bouncing down the steps in one of those strapless elastic tops and came right out of it on national television.

    • I appreciate that and yeah I don't make any secrets about it for sure. But what most guys/men don't seem to understand that what you guys think or like in the way of boobs, doesn't even factor in to the desire to want some and willingness to have surgery to get them. :) I hear over and over that men like small breasts, and that's great - but tbh I don't care. That's not why I'm doing it, and I'm gonna be a small C cup at the biggest when it's all said and done. I tried on a sports bra with the implant size I am leaning towards for my body type, and it was a c-cup and if you saw me on the street in that, you'd call them "average" size at most. Other misconceptions that I see on here all the time are that you can "always tell fake boobs" - NO - Ya can't - and also so many guys think that a D cup is some giant stripper cup size, which also is not necessarily the case. :)

    • @CheerGirl38139 - I appreciate your feelings for your own needs. It is just that too often I see the belief expressed that gals want to have what men want, and there is NO one size for everyone. I would not be able to tell if they were fake on the street, but probably could by seeing them in person and touching. but it is your business and I support your doing what you want!

    • Yeah, its not about "what men want" for me (and a lot of other women as well). And I promise you, with some of the new technology, if a woman goes with a "natural" look and size, you can NOT always tell by look/feel. Especially if she's had them for a few years and everything is settled into place. I know you guys all believe you can. I promise you, you cannot. If she had a visible scar on close examination, that would give her away, but that aside, you'd never know in some cases. And that's the look/feel I'm going for. Believe me, I've done my research :) You guys have GOT to stop assuming that ALL women do it for male attention, or to be noticed in general, and that you can "always tell fake boobs". It's just not the case.

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  • Riding the bus home , crowded , rush hour stuff.
    This lady stood beside me and basically pressed her boobs on my back the entire trip. Super awkward.
    It's like , "Lady , can you not? If I get a stiffy , it's going straight into the elderly man's bumhole."
    Good thing I ain't that easy XD

  • I was headed straight to my bf's house so I didn't bother putting on a bra. He called asked me to pick up something at the store on the way. When I got to his house his eyes widened and he said " did you just come from the store?" I said "yeah?" he said look in the mirror. My shirt was basically see through and my nips were hard. AND I ran into a friends mom in the parking lot! 😳😳😳

  • I'm totally flat which is embarrassing in itself. I was in my parents room trying on padded bikini tops bc my mom has a full length mirror. I thought no one was home and my stepdad walked in from their bathroom. 😂

    • Same, r u breast buds growing too?

    • Well I'm 20 now. I got an A cup bc I started on bc pills in high school but before that I was AA. I'm saving up for augmentation 🙋

    • Noooo. A cups are the best

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  • This isn't that much embarrasing but once on PE proffesor was grading our volleyball serve hit and the ball fell straight on my chest and i was so embarassed because i wasn't able to make few hits with my hands but there i am doing it with boobs just fine

    • Omg XD

  • My mom was driving the van with me and six other girls for a choir trip in eighth grade. I was talking about singing flat when my mom bursts out saying "You haven't been flat since you were nine years old!"
    I was so glad there were no boys in our van.

    • Haha xD

  • My swimsuit top came down before lol. I was in a funzone with a couple for the kids I nanny and there were buckets that filled up with water and then tipped over. I was standing under them holding one of the kids in my arms. The water came down and I guess the force from it pushed my down. I had a nipslip lol.

  • I had a nip slip at the pool

  • Ok, a few years ago I went to DC with my family to go visit the Vietnam and WWII monuments, and, ya know, pay my respects. Anyway, it started to drizzle when I was at Vietnam, and I don't mind rain so I kept walking. My dad, my sister and I get to WWII ahead of my mom and brother, and we're wandering around the monument when the heavens open up and sheets of rain start pouring down. We don't have an umbrella, and we're standing there in the rain, waitingn for my mom to get there, and my dad makes me take off my shoes, because they were getting soaked and he didn't want them to get ruined. Well, my mom and brother finally arrive, and umbrellas only cover four people and I volunteered to walk without one. Then comes the hail. It was decent sized hail and you have me, in a soaking wet white shirt and jean shorts and no shoes, running through DC. I had to cross a road and all I could think was "everyone can see my bra"

    It was pretty funny, looking back

    • At least you had a bra on.

  • Went to a pool party when I was 15, dove in headfirst and my top came clean off. I nearly drowned myself trying to find it before coming back up. It was nowhere to be found and EVERYONE saw my boobs because I had to get out and cover myself with my towel.

    • Haha funny how none of your "friends" seem to want to rescue you when those things happen.

    • @CheerGirl38139 I know rite?😂 Once she realized what had happened my friend dove to the bottom and found my top. I still get teased about that wonderful experience.

  • Not the most embarassing one, but it is one of the most recent.
    I was just chilling in class & my friend had drawn a heart. This guy we were talking with decided to put it where my real heart is located (aka basically on my boobs)
    & proceeded to leave it there for a bit to long.
    My friend was like, "you just totally touched her boob._."
    & I was like, "yep, well that just happened" & she bursted out laughing

  • I'll pass this question.

    • Why?

    • Because I can't tell you 😆

    • Hahahapmplzz

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  • I haven't seen a stranger's boobs before. But I Unintentionally touched them before. But those 'victims' that i've touched are mostly related as schoolmates. (I am too the victim there...) And i prefer girls that has smaller breast. My personal Favorited is double A. Because of the different they made.

  • Not my boob story, but someone i know, we were at walmart during their black Friday event, she was trying to get past a basket this 13-15 year old was next to, she's short in height, her dress top got caught on the end of the cart and pulled her dress down along with half her bra and ended up accidentally flashing the kid and about 4 other people, the kids eyes were bulging out of his head lol, i felt bad for her, i just hope it wasn't caught on security cam, because some of those videos end up on the internet.

  • i´ve seen my cousins boobs. she made herself unable to move her arms as she tried to pull her shirt and bra over her head to switch clothes and she left her room to call her mom to help her with it. little did she know that i was there downstairs, seeing her like this.

    she didn´t see that i was there, cause her shirt was around her head... she doesn´t know to this day.

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