You broke both your arms, what do you do about masturbation?

[Anonymous]

So you broke both your arms, you are in solid casts for at least 2 months. You recently started dating a girl but have not yet broken the barrier into makeout sessions.

What would you do when you feel horny?

[Anonymous]

Years ago when I worked in a store, a customer came in with his wife with both arms in casts. He got banged up in some sort of accident. I guess he figured he would be home recovering for a long time, so he and his wife bought a 36 pack of condoms. I somehow think she was going to be doing a lot of the "work"... LOL

[Tyrael]

Suck it up and live without it. In two months time you can go back to pulling the head of it. In the mean time focus on improving your relationship with your girlfriend.

[aaliyahbaby]

Just wait or something yeesh.

[JayFlecta]

Start rubbing my dick against the sink faucet.

[TripleAce]

Hope you have a girlfriend or lots of money to get daily sponge baths and happy endings

[Alistayr]

Sorry to hear about my accident. What happened. You'll help me in anyway possible? Thanks. Not that!

[npc666]

ask a mate haha

[BobbyC65]

I'd lay on a sheet and hump my self.

[TheFlak38]

I ask my grandmother for a handjob.

[JustCallMeLeon]

I will utilize the environment. Plus im highly manipulative when i want to so its guarranteed that my new girlfriend will have sex with me.

[JuanFrank7]

D I Y in the bathroom

[disgustingweebtrash]

I remove one of my ribs then suck my own dick

[Nandor]

Its actually 2 not just 1

[disgustingweebtrash]

@Nandor let it be two then

[Nandor]

Its easier

[Nandor]

Put peanutbutter on my dick then let a random dog lick it off. No man I would quit it till then

[DarkTyrant]

Joke about blueballs and man up

[Anonymous]

I find a way

[Anonymous]

I went 50 days whitout it, I was just fine.

[Karl99]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Atreyu]

lies! lol