Is the the solution to the ass vs boobs question?

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Is the the solution to the ass vs boobs question?

Ass nipples. Get yours fitted today.

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I've only just noticed that I typed "the" twice. What an ass nipple I am.

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kaylaS91 Editor
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ahahhaaha
Imagine how much more unsettling the breastfeeding debate would get if that's where nipples were placed.
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- InfoBot
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  I didn't even think about that. Now that I have though, disturbing o_O
MuffinHead Explorer
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Due to nipple sensitivity, it would hurt to sit on your ass for long periods of time.
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Anonymous
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... this is disturbing. I feel my eyes have been violated. Whhhhhhyyyyyy?
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- InfoBot
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  Lactating would become asstating. Did you consider that? ;)
- Opinion Owner
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  Eeewwww! Lmao yet another reason to bottle feed. ... I just can't picture that. However I'm sure the guys are and getting ready to get off on it. Uhhhggg! 😒
- Opinion Owner
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  Just what we need, another freaking fetish to deal with. Thanks a lot, ass nipple! 👍🏻
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- InfoBot
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  You're so welcome!! ;) <3
- Opinion Owner
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  Hahaha just so you know I really hate you. I know you'll cry later about it. Lol
- InfoBot
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  It's okay, I get hated a lot :P lol
- Opinion Owner
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  Hahaha you know, somehow I don't doubt that. 😜
- InfoBot
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  I'm just misunderstood y'know? :'(
- Opinion Owner
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  Lmao! 😂 Now THAT I highly doubt! But it's cute that you tried to pull that card. 😉
- InfoBot
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  hahaha, it was worth a shot ;)
- Opinion Owner
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  Haha boys and their bull shit. *head shake* Maybe next time, slick. 😜
- InfoBot
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  Whoah, don't judge me by the standards of these plebs, I'm the creator of the ass nipple! Stay tuned for my next project, the mangina!
- Opinion Owner
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  Lol you are an ass nipple, by the way, you will forever be referred to as such by me. And the mangina was already thought up. Thank you very much, Derek Huff!
- InfoBot
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  Hmmm, scrap the mangina then. My next project will be the clitowrist. Imagine your watch strap causing orgasms! ;) Yes, I'm special, I know.
- Opinion Owner
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  Lol. Will it be Apple Watch comparable? If so, Im first on the waiting list for that. 😈
- Opinion Owner
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  Compatible*
- InfoBot
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  I like the way you think. Let's get married ;)
- Opinion Owner
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  😳 eeeekk! If I agreed I'd surely need the clitowrist. It's all down hill after "I do".
- InfoBot
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  haha, true that. Give it two weeks before you're sitting on opposite ends of the sofa, both on your phones, barely looking up at each other. Then you get a dog. Then you have to decide who gets custody of the dog when you split up. #bleak
- Opinion Owner
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  Haha well I would get custody of our husky Stark, of course. You can visit on weekends and I expect your puppy support bi weekly. And we have to keep it friendly for his sake.
- Opinion Owner
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  Lol What's sad is, I'm sure that has actually been a legit conversation between a couple.
- InfoBot
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  It most likely has. People will use anything to score points when it comes to breakups. Which reminds me, I'm taking the bed sheets and the lid from the toilet.
- Opinion Owner
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  You never even liked those sheets!!! And why the hell do you need the lid? It's not like you ever put it down!!! (That made me honestly laugh out loud.)
- InfoBot
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  The lid will never again be down. Consider it a protest on behalf of all men everywhere. The sheets I need to transport the lid in, because y'know... urine... eww.
- Opinion Owner
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  Hahahaha ok I give up before this gets really bad and I start talking about how you failed to satisfy me sexually. It's just not appropriate to share that publicly. I'll make sure my lawyer is aware and can tell yours. Lol! 😜 You've won this round, ass nipple.
- InfoBot
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  Whoah, I've never once failed to satisfy a girl! I know because they always laughed after :) And during... :'(
- Opinion Owner
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  Guess what? They were probably faking it! I know I was! I couldn't wait for you to be done so I could get off with my clitowrist.
- InfoBot
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  Lol, I hate you :'( You better be following me, if you're not e-stalking me then you're not a real ex.
- Opinion Owner
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  Hahaha yea I get that a lot. There's a thin line between love and hate. I won't lose any sleep over it, though. 😜 Haha I am. I check up on you. See what other bitches you're talking to and stuff like that. Lmao!
meandane Xper 6
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I would be very uncomfortable feeding a baby that way, that's for sure.
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TheOtakuMaid Xper 7
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No! Bad normie bad *hits with rolled up news paper* no photoshop privileges for a week!
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Robsinsf53 Yoda
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How many knuckleheads are going to rush out and? Too funny!
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Noodlee Explorer
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wow.
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BarbaraP Explorer
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I wish I could unsee that
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Nicole1993 Xper 3
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lol guys would be into anything
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- Robsinsf53
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  Not all dear, lmao!
Bianku Xper 5
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This is weirdly funny to look at.
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npc666 Xper 5
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that's... unique! i wouldn't want to sit down though
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JustinTheGreat Editor
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this picture makes me so uncomfortable for some reason
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momo770 Yoda
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LMFAO
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Luana83 Xper 5
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So funny. 😂😂😂
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emerald77 Master
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What?
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- InfoBot
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  Girls are always asking which guys prefer, ass or boobs. So I figured that you could just combine the two, then nobody has to ask anymore. Ass nipples!
- emerald77
  +1 y
  Ummmm... Okay...
RedThread Master
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Lmao
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Hawn84 Xper 6
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Those are great!
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- Red_Arrow
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  I prefer "puffies".
Rubified94 Yoda
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That'll surely be the solution... lmfao
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bigdaddydoggo2 Xper 3
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Yes 😍
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Anonymous
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Hats so gross.
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