What can I use as a makeshift dildo?

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So I have strict parents and buying a dildo or vibrator is way too dangerous for me, as I hardly get any privacy. But I want something that will act as one when I masturbate. 
What have you used in the past? Or what household items that will slide under the radar are good and safe to use as a dildo?
Thanks!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Virgin, Sharpie. More advanced, hairbrush. Big leagues, cucumber. A zip lock bag can replace the condom.

Aming · Accepted Answer

get a carrot and peel it if you dont like the skin. you can customise the roughness ad well. you can eat it afterwards to get rid of the evidence. besides, its healthy!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I've used this but it's a bit thick, I made myself bleed these last months! I had to stop. It's a gel bottle but I wrap it up so the plastic doesn't cut you. I wrap it up in a plastic glove I can only get like the tip in though

ushagomez · Accepted Answer

Surely you have noticed the wonderful variety of shapes sizes and textures of hairbrush handles... I think it is no accident... sssshhhh...

BillieJean1070 · Accepted Answer

I don't know about a dildo but my battery Gillette shaver makes an awesome vibrator.

Pomegranate139 · Answer

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough.

luvlabia · Answer

A small bottle or maybe a banana

Strongbowlad · Answer

banana with a condom over it

Nandor · Answer

Shampoo bottle

alpham135 · Answer

what about cucumbers?

Anonymous · Answer

Vibrating toothbrush will get you off. And they're cheap and in disguise

Anonymous · Answer

Hairbrush

Anonymous · Answer

brush handle screwdriver handle or fingers

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