How about in the presence of a Catholic nun? True story: When I was 14 I had hernia repair surgery at a Catholic run hospital where many of the nurses were nuns. After the surgery (which went fine) a nurse who was a nun came into my room to change the dressing on the incision site, which was right above and just to the left of my penis. While she was working doing that I popped a hard boner that of course pointed straight up and was in the nurse's way of what she was doing. She didn't say anything but she took my upward-pointing erection and bent it downward and tucked the bed sheet underneath me really tight to hold it down. (Fun fact: erections don't want to bend down like that.) So that was pretty much the most awkward boner I've had.
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Back in my early teens in school it could be embarrassing. I remember having to walk carrying my books just right to cover it up.
More into adulthood, I remember sitting on the couch with a girlfriend and we were discussing having sex. There was something so erotic about the scenario with her sitting there talking about sex in a very relaxed manner, it made me way hard. I had to wait awhile to let it subside before we headed off to the room to get naked. It was our first time and I didn't want her to think I was some freak getting hard before getting naked... LOL
Voted C but it's Hard (No pun intended) to say because I always enjoy seeing that popped tent. lol.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Probably in the office, not so much around female coworkers but just in general. You might have been messaging your girlfriend or something, conversation gets a bit frisky, then you can't stand up for a few minutes. That's when someone calls you into a meeting and you have to hold your laptop like a cock shield.
why does a hard one make you feel uncomfortable?
at the gym
I'd have to say it would be on a nude beach for me. Thank God that hasn't really been an issue for me- I can count on one hand the number of times its happened, and I've been going since I was a little kid.
but was it from seeing someone there or just plain random
@browneyedgirl8 as they happened as a teenager, who knows- it could have been a bit of a breeze.
thankfully it hasn't happened since school days. but it is embarrassing when it occurs.
I was on my high school swim team. As you know we always wore tight Speedo swimsuits. I got one at a swim meet with some girls around and thee was no-hiding it. A bit embarrassing but that is part of bring a young guy
Being an actor in a play or rehearsal, at times I've been close to some real hotties, and sometimes when the scene is kinda hot anyway, I've gotten a boner for the girl I was close to.
A funeral.
i mean I took a date to a gay dance club because she didn't want to go to a straight club and have all kinds of assholes hitting on here. so we get out on the dance floor and she's twerking that ass on me and I get a boner. needless to say I not only felt awkward having a boner in a gay club but also the gays hitting on me and consolidating me felt very awkward
great question but you know for me im never ashamed of it ;)
Probably C... though the clothes are very important. If you're wearing light shorts it's as visible as can be.
Whereas in jeans it may be kept under control and rather make you feel physically uncomfortable as he's locked up :-(
I dont know... i wear really tight jeans. Even withOUT a hard on, it shows. One day me and my girlfriend were kissing n foolin around by the food court in the mall. She went to the bathroom n there i was, bone hard, down the left leg of my jeans, in front of over 100 people... lotta kids my age with younger bros n sis n parents n grandparents. I'm not very shy and wasn't embarrassed. It was just awkward. It looked ike everybody saw my dick like that. But its actually pretty natural... especially for dudes. It wasn't the first time n won't be the last
I for some reason always get a boner when I drive. It's not full on but it's half mast for most the drive. It's just random, no thought or texture that causes it.
i don't really find it awkward, but if i had to say somewhere, probably the swimming pool
This is thread is just wrong on so many levels, I mean, boners are no laughing matter. But for me it would probably be around my female friends. Especially if they notice it and ask awkward questions like if I'm turned on by them or something. I think pretty much all of them know that I like their feet.
Family member would creep me out most
I had it in an hospital when I was being treated for a bad testicular injury.
It was embarrassing
Around family and friends
When presenting or lecturing. The most frustrating place is in the car. Not much I can do about one while driving.
It used to be in the school for me but now i don't fight it any longer.
I work in residential care for youth and teens. Nuff said.
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