Can I get pregnant if we both had pajama buttons on and no underwear?

[Roseeeewwee]

So after We had the session I noticed a small bit (literally small dot) of I think semen on my pajama buttons in around the ass area!!! And he did go on top of me for like 5 seconds but my Pajama buttons were still on so was he’s around my vagina area : after I checked I wasn’t wet or anything around my vagina area through the pajama please helpppp my question is could I be pregnant and can sperm pass through his pajama buttons into mine?

[Anonymous]

Sperm can pass through most things, sperm are magical organisms like unicorns and gypsies. Condoms aren't worth the rubber they're made with, they're useless in stopping sperm intent on fertilising the lady they're projected into. Coincidentally it's the sperm that make a conscious decision NOT to impregnate when a condom is present, they pity the feeble effort made by people to avoid pregnancy so 'play along' by refusing the opportunity to procreate.
How do I know all this? I met a few decent sperm down the pub a few years back, we're really good friends now, we still go out drinking together in the same pub we met. And you wouldn't believe how much they drink and can still play darts, pool, even dominos as if sober. Madness

[whilstinlove]

lol. spermicide is present in the condoms :D

[Opinion Owner]

@whilstinlove Spermicide is ridiculed by sperm between you and me. Spermicide can't stop sperm, like I said I know sperm from the pub and they blatantly mock people who buy condoms in the toilet. They can back themselves up quite capably too, they're vicious little bastards especially after a few beers. Moral of the story, sperm are magical organisms, magical!

[whilstinlove]

and the woman who impregnates "them" tiny miracles, gives one or two , maybe sextuplets :) a home to merge with nucleus and cocoon in, is also a miracle for miracles. :)

[Opinion Owner]

@whilstinlove Wow, don't get all technical on me please. I'm of limited intelligence you see, the sperm I drink with at the pub all have degrees n shit. One's a fertility expert at a hospital (shocking I know!) and another is a leading micro-bioligist, he's got a villa in the south of France and owns a lot of land in Scotland, he's got an official title of "Earl. Sperm VIII" I shit you not. Another just owns a few nightclubs and a lap dancing bar, sleazy I know, not the kinda place you'd expect to find sperm... with a master's degree in business management, is it? And for sextuplets you'd either need to place 6 fertilised eggs in the womb OR for a single egg to split again and again until there were 6 identical eggs, true? 6 babies, 6! Fucking scary shit ey?

[whilstinlove]

yea, seems like you all are cool dudes having fun. Thanks for the humoring me and awesome story of magical organisms. I wondered.. its true implantation is the only way they get more than two. haha I dont know if it is scary. :) its only a number. :D

[Opinion Owner]

@whilstinlove I'm glad you enjoyed my poor taste in humour, least some people appreciate a stupid imagination's idea of humour, it's nice to know, thank-you! And 6 is just a number eyy? 6 babies, 6. Can you imagine the nightmarish first few years. You finally manage to get all the babies to sleep and you, an exhausted person, as is your partner who has to go to work in the morning finally get in bed for some desperately needed rest... within the hour 1 baby wakes up is crying for God knows what reason, and wakes it's 5 siblings in doing so, who also start crying. Back to square one, 6 crying babies, 6... If I ever have kids, one would be enough but if my partner wanted more I'd agree on the condition they're at least a few years apart, at least 3 or 4. years apart. Children so close together in age just makes things so much harder. I know a girl who is only 10 months younger than her brother, 10 months! What was the mum thinking lol

[Pyrofox]

Highly unlikely if its on the outside of the PJ's XD. That is a extremely hard trip to get anywhere close to the womb. Like to put it in perspective even the normal trip for sperm to an egg in a woman to get pregnant is comparatively to humans would be like walking 2.5 miles to reach a destination.

So chances of being pregnant from that interaction are super, DUPER low.

[Anonymous]

More likely to be attacked by ninjas.

[Mrnumbers]

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex at whatever age you are if you're asking questions like this; Yahoo answers is a go to. And no, I think you're fine.

[whilstinlove]

if it has been exposed to air, not to worry.

[oriander1]

Sperm can actually live in the air for quite a while

[whilstinlove]

@oriander1 and travel how far? one inch? lol

[oriander1]

Oh no i just mean that say you get cum on your fingers or whatever and you leave it out for like an hour and you shove it up in your pussy you could still get pregnant. I dont think it would travel like that

[whilstinlove]

@oriander1 an hour? I find that hard to believe.

[oriander1]

Your right its actually 20 minutes i had to check myself.

[whilstinlove]

since I am curious, When a teaspoon sized spermfizz is exposed to the air for an hour. Did it dry out completely?

[oriander1]

Lol no not that fast it still takes a while trust me I've found out the hard was. It wouldn't be living but itll be wet still.

[oriander1]

Its so unlikely that that would happen it would have to travel all the way up in there

[CholoSwag69]

The probability of you getting pregnant from that is extremely low and if you were dry around that area you should be perfectly fine

[Victor031]

No chance to get pregnant until he cum inside you