First time at a strip club. What should I do if I get a boner?

[Anonymous]

I've never been to a strip club before, and my friends have already told me they are taking me to one tomorrow for my 23rd birthday. They told me they're probably going to buy me either a private lap dance or a private bed dance (a special at our local club where I would lay down on a bed with no shirt on and the stripper would be naked and on top of me dancing / grinding near my d***). My concern is what do I do if I get a boner during the dance? I really have a feeling I'm going to end up getting really hard during this. What will the dancer do if I get hard? Will she get offended? Will she ignore it or will she try to use it to her advantage while dancing and try and make me blow my load in my boxers? My friends are telling me I'm expected to get an erection and blow a load, because it makes the stripper feel like she's made me horny and turned on and done her job right. They also told me, that most of the guys there will probably have an erection, including them, and that its normal in a strip joint, and that ill probably be drunk anyway. I don't want to sound naive, because I've been laid enough times by my ex-girlfriend, but like I said, I've just never been to a strip club before.

[StripClubBonerBoy]

They will grind on your boner and if you tell them your going to cum they will grind even harder. I never wear underwear at a strip club and always where pants or shorts that are a thin soft material. I find that the strippers will tell each other that you have a boner and before you know if I will have them approaching me for lap dances one after the other. They also will hang out at my table with me and a number of them will stroke it through my pants. Embrace the boner but don’t be a jerk or creep about it.

[Betawolf]

Part of their job is to make you hard and do that, so don't worry if it happens. It is going to. There are hardly any guys who can control it when a naked girl is dance on top of him. Have fun with it ha ha just sit back relax and enjoy the show!

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't worry so much about it. You most likely won't be the only one.

[Dralisk]

Im guessing, since its her job, that's she's used to it. I wouldn't worry. and if you get really self concious, then flip it under the waistband of your boxers, that'll help hide it. (until you stand up)

[creative3]

Dont worry man go to strip club for chilling drink a beer relax and stuff and if you get it up no worries I think they take it as a compliment :P

[Anonymous]

Damn they are professonals they are paid dance, who cares what they think its your money and your fun.