What does a boner feel like?

[Anonymous]

I am just wondering what a boner feels like for a guy and what it also feels like when a guy has one during sex so what girls feel of it. I haven't had sex yet and am sit a virgin

[cigarman]

Before I officially begin, I feel it’s important to say upfront that I love breasts. Love ‘em, love ‘em, love em. Screw the frigging French and the other tit-swinging European nations that criticize our country’s “over-fascination” with the female chest. Those idiots are fascinated by Big Macs and we don’t give a damn. So, keep eatin’ Froggies and don’t talk with your mouth full.

From the very first pair I saw to the last - and to those I hope to see in the future, God bless t*ts and the doctors that occasionally improve them. I can safely say that once you have seem one woman naked – you pretty much want to see them all that way. And God bless the erections that they will bring.

But I digress. Erections feel like…… well…erections. This is a difficult (I was gonna say ‘hard’ but that was just too obvious :>) question to answer. I know from ‘first hand’ experience that they can certainly feel fabulous. They feel tense- in need of implantation into soft wet orifices- handle immediately. Sometimes the old fella will take on a life of its own, often from the moment you wake up. The stiffy you find as you stir from sleep is generally known as a 'morning glory'. It doesn't mean you've been dreaming about sex - it's simply a result of changes in your brain pattern while you're snoring. It can occur several times in the night, in fact. It's just you'll only be aware of the one you wake up with. They're perfectly harmless, however, and will quickly power down without a helping hand from you - that is, if you choose to leave it alone. They’re also handy for our friends, girlfriends, wives and one-night encounters to make then think you were thinking about them. But no matter who you’re with, your winkie has succumbed to whatever devious or un-devious plot your brain has in store for your groin.

The there are the pool erections. Again, they feel great, and wet. Why oh why does this happen? I don't know, but it can be hugely embarrassing and not easy to cover up, particularly if you've been parading around in skimpy Speedos (although there's a lesson in there somewhere). That's why you need to keep in the water if you want to stay out of trouble with the pool attendant, your girlfriends mother if swimming in the in-laws-to-be pool, and ‘aim’ to occupy your mind with non-sexual thoughts such as knitting, arithmetic, groin surgeries and jigsaw puzzles - it'll calm down in no time. Otherwise, burn off the tension by doing some lengths, so to speak - anything but the backstroke..

I suggest to learn more about this subject give your boyfriend a hand job, and see for yourself. I am certain it will ‘feel’ just fine for both of you.

[icecreamlover]

Lol! you are too funny

[Pwnfrnzy]

Well, to start, having a erection. . .It is hard to start, for me I feel a lot heavier down there when I get an erection sine that part swells with blood (I don't know if it has something to do with my size, or if it feels heavier reguardless of size), and if it is positioned the wrong way in your pants, it can get painful, mostly when your in public where you can't reposition it.

For sex, I'm still a virgin, so I honestly have no idea. But I would think that it would feel very good, but for a woman it will hurt on the first time from what I read, but after that it shouldn't hurt. But there is a chance it will hurt on the second time since the hymen isn't always fully broken on the first time. That's basically all I know about the sex part.

[Asker]

Thanks for the help

[KarKingJack]

It kind of perquisites sex, like. You can't have sex without it.

Annd, uh. When you first start getting them it feels pretty damn painful, then you just get used to it, you don't really feel it at all. The girl? During sex she feels it like an overweight rat in a coke can struggling to get out.

[Oddjob]

Hard to describe. Easier if I just let you feel mine. ;-D

[greenout420]

lol mines never hurt from being hard its kinda just heavier

[bunny420]

Put mine in your mouth and find out.

[riverrain86]

um well at times it can hurt aculy because there's to much blood there but sex anishaly feels better when its so hard becuse its so much more sensitive. I don't know if most guys have this problem I think so. they at least have it once in a wile. dnt get me rong it canfeeel good to. But it also makes you super horny expeshaly when it hurts because the best way to get rid of it is sex

[Anonymous]

Everyone is telling you the same thing, erections feel like erections, or "it's hard to describe" but on the of chance we pull out an anatomy book, we se all kinds of homogeneous structures. This means your ovaries are just as sensitive as sensitive as a males testicles, only ovaries are inside of your body buried in tissue. It also means that an erection generates the almost the same sensations as a females arousal, with the penile shaft being homogeneous to the vagina and the glans homogeneous to the clitoris. in short, it feels like arousal