Husband was eating me out and I farted in his mouth.. WHAT DO I DO?

My husband was eating me out and I had Mexican Food earlier and it made me a little gassy but I was in the mood. So when he was going low on me licking my ass a fart slipped and went into his mouth. He ran to the bathroom and threw up. He isn’t talking to me and I don’t know what to do.. help.
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  • Let him know you did not do it intentionally, it happens. If he is too shallow to accept that, HE has issues. Enjoy food as you wish, enjoy sex as you wish. Stuff happens, tell him to move on.

    Did you want to "make it up to him" ask about HIS fantasy. Bo judgement, AND no promise that you will fulfill it, but it will get him to talk

    • I kinda sharted in His Mouth

    • Did you WANT to shard? No! It HAPPENS! Tell him to get over it.

    • Ya know what, I had a girlfriend that did fart while eating her. She felt so bad that she let me take her anal cherry. I'm not saying you should do that, but an appolgy and "something special" can mend many a bridge.

  • Fair is fair.

    You farted in his mouth, now he gets to fart in your mouth.

    In all seriousness, you have to be super-extra nice to him for the next week or so. He'll get over it eventually.

    I wonder if Hallmark has a card for this?

Most Helpful Girls

  • I think he's over react with that. You dont need to feel bad, it happens. This sounds weird but I also fart on my cousin face and he didn't do anything. Again, dont feel bad, its ok.

  • 😳😳 I don’t think there’s much you *can* do... just wait on him to get over it.

    If this happened to me, I’d divorce and then change names

  • And that's why no guy's tongue is going near my vagina

    • ohh really haha

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry for laughing but that was funny

    • Your not the only one who laughed.

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  • I can understand being grossed out but not talking to you is harsh...

  • Laugh until you cry and apologize profusely. Preferably at the same time.

  • Lol, I hope that shit is real😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • 100% 😩

    • Wait you started in his mouth? That is severely fucked up.

    • *sharted

  • It happens. Embarrassing? Hell yes it is. But he'll get over it. Try to make it up for him. It may just take him some time. Don't stress over it.

  • LMFAO. Play with 🔥, you gon get burned 😂😂

    • 😂😩

  • This is a joke right?

    • NO 😩😩

    • Yea... i call bullshit

    • If it's not he will get over it eventually may take him awhile to like your poopshoot again

  • I laughed hard, thanks and sorry

  • LMFAO, not much you can do, other than give him time to get over it.

  • Give him some time

  • I'm sorry, that was the funniest thing I've read all month! XD thanks for sharing, I love you!

    • I could not stop laughing for awhile

    • @ridehigh619 it wasn’t just a fart, I sharted 😩

    • Ohhh shit , umm just give him some more time and don't eat Spanish food, and have sex next time , because he gonna need much longer

  • Lololol thats so gross Im laughing at "Mexican food" eewww. Lol well right now its not about you.. its about what you did to him. He's going to need some time to start looking at your ass the same way again.

  • Say sorry a million times over. 😝

  • Please tell me you got that on video! PLEASE!!! 😂😂😂

    • Why would I record it 😩😩😩😂

    • I was hoping maybe you had the camera running when it happened. I feel horrible for your misfortune, but that is priceless!

    • Steve!!! Omg.

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  • He will be okay don't worry

  • Laugh and say "sorry." Nothing more you can really do about it. Gas attacks happen. Tell him you'll give warning next time if you can. :D

  • lol this sounds like a joke I always use on my friends when they say they wanna eat the booty

  • Better find a lawyer

  • Next time dont fart in his mouth

    • I didn’t just fart , I sharted.

    • That's disgusting

  • All you can do is apologize and hope he'll forgive you.

    • He said I sharted a little..

    • Even if you did, accidents does happen.

    • she id not do it on purpose what is there to forgive?

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  • he's gonna fart on your face for revenge!

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