Let him know you did not do it intentionally, it happens. If he is too shallow to accept that, HE has issues. Enjoy food as you wish, enjoy sex as you wish. Stuff happens, tell him to move on.
Did you want to "make it up to him" ask about HIS fantasy. Bo judgement, AND no promise that you will fulfill it, but it will get him to talk1 0 0 0I kinda sharted in His Mouth
Did you WANT to shard? No! It HAPPENS! Tell him to get over it.
Ya know what, I had a girlfriend that did fart while eating her. She felt so bad that she let me take her anal cherry. I'm not saying you should do that, but an appolgy and "something special" can mend many a bridge.
Fair is fair.
You farted in his mouth, now he gets to fart in your mouth.
In all seriousness, you have to be super-extra nice to him for the next week or so. He'll get over it eventually.
I wonder if Hallmark has a card for this?4 1 0 0
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I think he's over react with that. You dont need to feel bad, it happens. This sounds weird but I also fart on my cousin face and he didn't do anything. Again, dont feel bad, its ok.
0 0 0 0😳😳 I don’t think there’s much you *can* do... just wait on him to get over it.
If this happened to me, I’d divorce and then change names1 0 0 0And that's why no guy's tongue is going near my vagina
0 1 0 0ohh really haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry for laughing but that was funny
1 0 0 0Your not the only one who laughed.
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0 23I can understand being grossed out but not talking to you is harsh...
1 0 0 0Laugh until you cry and apologize profusely. Preferably at the same time.
0 0 0 0Lol, I hope that shit is real😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 0 0 0100% 😩
Wait you started in his mouth? That is severely fucked up.
*sharted
It happens. Embarrassing? Hell yes it is. But he'll get over it. Try to make it up for him. It may just take him some time. Don't stress over it.
2 0 0 0LMFAO. Play with 🔥, you gon get burned 😂😂
1 0 0 0😂😩
This is a joke right?
0 1 0 0NO 😩😩
Yea... i call bullshit
If it's not he will get over it eventually may take him awhile to like your poopshoot again
I laughed hard, thanks and sorry
0 0 0 0LMFAO, not much you can do, other than give him time to get over it.
0 0 0 0Give him some time
0 0 0 0I'm sorry, that was the funniest thing I've read all month! XD thanks for sharing, I love you!
1 0 0 0I could not stop laughing for awhile
@ridehigh619 it wasn’t just a fart, I sharted 😩
Ohhh shit , umm just give him some more time and don't eat Spanish food, and have sex next time , because he gonna need much longer
Lololol thats so gross Im laughing at "Mexican food" eewww. Lol well right now its not about you.. its about what you did to him. He's going to need some time to start looking at your ass the same way again.
0 0 0 0Say sorry a million times over. 😝
1 0 0 0Please tell me you got that on video! PLEASE!!! 😂😂😂
0 1 0 0Why would I record it 😩😩😩😂
I was hoping maybe you had the camera running when it happened. I feel horrible for your misfortune, but that is priceless!
Steve!!! Omg.
He will be okay don't worry
0 0 0 0Laugh and say "sorry." Nothing more you can really do about it. Gas attacks happen. Tell him you'll give warning next time if you can. :D
1 0 0 0lol this sounds like a joke I always use on my friends when they say they wanna eat the booty
1 0 0 0Better find a lawyer
1 0 1 0Next time dont fart in his mouth
0 0 0 0I didn’t just fart , I sharted.
That's disgusting
All you can do is apologize and hope he'll forgive you.
1 1 0 0He said I sharted a little..
Even if you did, accidents does happen.
she id not do it on purpose what is there to forgive?
he's gonna fart on your face for revenge!
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