Pros: It's fun to swing your junk around. You can do like in that SNL skit and put your junk in a box. (When I was young and flirting online, an Internet-only girlfriend was unfortunate enough to be given a birthday gift of me opening up a box in which I shoved my junk. Yes, I verified her age and got consent first.) Ease of urination. More skin to have touched. An impromptu weapon under the right circumstances.
Cons: Can be overly sensitive. Requires occasional cleaning and maintenance. Erections occur unpredictably; usually happens when unwanted and doesn't happen when wanted. Testes are a vulnerability, particularly in combat. Clothing often feels restrictive and holds in heat. Frequent urges to scratch and readjust to minimize discomfort. Awkward when erection occurs visibly. (I've had my mom ask "What's that?" In middle school, a girl noticed an outline and teased, "Are you excited?" N. B., she was excitement-arousing, so it was mostly her fault.) Not always knowing where everything is hanging when wearing shorts. (I almost exclusively wear pants in public these days.) Sometimes hard to aim/ navigate to its target. Potential for accidental discharge. (Occurred to me at a dance when things got too hot for me to handle.)
Best thing is orgasming. Men have a large intense orgasm. Fun to edge and see how long you can stroke it before cumming. After an hour or two then finally let yourself cum and it will be huge, you will shoot your load all over with tons of cum. Amazing feeling.
Worst thing is we typically don’t have multiples. ;)
I know a guy just like you that prolongs orgasms. Crazy!! Lol
From a guy friend you have blocked (?) wants to report this:
Seinfeld: Elaine Benes - "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things"
PROs
MUCH easier to pee & to masturbate
Reportedly more attractive to opposite sex for playtime than vice versa
CONs
MUCH easier for all to see if sexually aroused
Zipper threats
Vulnerable to huge pain when active/sports/fights
Prostate pee problems later, cancer
Some feel ashamed if not 12" long haha
Uncomfortable in ill fitting pants or sitting positions
Little head pest self-centered distractions & poor judgements
Takes control of whole body & mind when the opposite sex manipulates it
Haha a proxy post. How sweet.
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!The best things are pee while standing up, easier to stimulate, and easier to keep clean. Things that suck are easier to hurt it, hard to hide it when it's hard, and you have to clean up after every orgasm.
"cleaning up" ~ Not after a good blow job!
Pro: erections, they are proud and powerful and can be used to hang towels on (or small rodents).
Con: needing to pee or answer the door when morning wood has set in.
The best things is that it grows in size and makes for fun naughty photos. So many different ways to hold, show or what level of erection to be in for a photo. Although girls get to be shaved or not and have different hair patterns and can spread so maybe it’s equal. Of course as others have said it’s a good arousal indicator for women. It can be problematic when it’s semi erect and you try and sit and cross your legs and can’t or waking up with it hard and really needing to pee and you can’t and have to wait for the erection to go down. Is there an equivalent of morning wood for girls? Hummmm...
Pros: easier access, more consistent orgasms, lower maintenance.
Cons: society thinks its ok to cut parts off of it, it can get in the way, unwanted arousal is more obvious.
I would say the con is that everything hurts down there... if you just get tapped the wrong way your like “WTF man why you go to be like that?” Hahaha! And the pro is just having it... lol! Horrible answer right... haha!!! But seriously! Just having it turned girls on. Like that point where a girl sees your bulge your feels your bulge. It is so hot!!!
Having a dick hanging between your legs makes it extremely easy and convenient to get a hold of it and to masturbate almost at any time or any place although we do have to do it without being seen in most cases. We learn to do this when we are young like between 11 & 12 y/o when it gets hard & we touch it - it feels good so then we start stroking it or rubbing the head where its so sensitive & soon we are masturbating for the rest of our lives. lol
This I totally believe
Best part is peeing in the woods without squatting and getting your pants wet.
Worst part is it's so exposed; you can't wear tight pants as a man without stuff showing pretty well.
why would you wanna wear tight pants?
I don't know, mostly swimwear. Girls can wear swimsuits and they can do whatever and not worry about their vagina. Guys gotta wear decent trunks that are looser (worse for swimming) to keep their thing hidden. Plus boners. That's another bad thing if they aren't wanted.
Come on, just show what you've got.
Bahahahahahahah love Seinfeld. There is nothing worse than the bird in the nest look! LOL
better to give then receive
Injury to area lol
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Worst: when you get turned on it becomes so cramped inside the pants :-(
Best: ideal to pee wherever you need... it's the perfect aiming tool :D
I still smile smugly when walking past in shopping centers.
touche'
I'm stunned that no one said anything about testicles being a prime target for anyone wanting you to double over and/or go into the fetal position in pain
Best:
- Being able to pee standing up.
- The fact that their all different sizes so it’s always a surprise how the woman your with reacts.
- Being able to get turned on so quickly.
- The intense and warm feeling of sliding inside a woman and heating her reaction is just amazing.
- It is such an intense feeling when you finally cum, especially if she has edged you over and over again.
- And lastly knowing that you are 100% needed to make a baby and if you cum inside a woman she could get pregnant is a huge turn on.
Con:
- When you get excited you can’t hide it, especially if you don’t wear underwear like me lol.
- If you get really turned on you leave Pre-Cum and it shows through your pants.
- It sometimes can dip into the toilet if your not carful haha.
- And there is always some other man out there that is bigger than you are and we all hate that lol.
Great answers. Thanks
Thanks 😘
A stick without a hole to go in is better than a hole without a stick to go in it, it just is, maybe because it's more complete.
that makes no since to me whatsoever, but OK
Really? I'm surprised
feel free to explain why a stick without a hole is better than a hole without a stick...
Pros. Easy, convenient stimulation by vagina, mouth and hand. Peeing is neater. Ease of maintenance. Convenient play for women. No searching.
Cons. Testicles are easily injured. Getting caught in one's fly.
Pros-easy peeing, harder to get infections, perfect fit in most vaginas and clear arousal indicator. You can also hang towels from it!
Cons-it gets in the way, easily pinched when sitting, walking or plain moving. Easy target, clear arousal indicator and hard to conceal in certain clothing. It can go off and hit you in the eye if improperly handled.
Lol ok
Oh, I forgot to mention that it has a mind of its own. So he’ll erect whenever he wants and often times at the worst possible times.
Seems so yeah
The pee anywhere I want thing is always nice. But, wish we had more control over it. Getting boners in class forever that you don’t want, yet then maybe not getting one when with a girl is just like wtf?
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Best would be easy to pee anywhere. Worst being using a public bathroom especially a portable potty. You have to sit make sure something is on the lid where your junk is so it don't touch the rim. Or sit weird the whole time and have trouble poopin.
Best thing - Being able to stand up to pee
Worst thing- Having embarrassing erections
when they can seen.
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