Im horny all the time I don't have a girl and I know I never will what sex toy should I get?

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im thinking about getting the fleshlight what would you recommend to relieve it ... jerking off doesn't help I just get turned on again a few minutes after an orgasm but it takes too long to get another to get rid of the hornyness but then it comes back again then my thingy just aches from too much whacking... and does the fleshlight have the same stuff as inside a real girls vagina like ripples/bumps or whatever a girl has inside ... I wouldent know I've never fingered a girl before let alone had one.

archer86 · Accepted Answer

There's nothing like the real thing. Save up the money, make your financial adjustments and hire some high-class sex workers. Sex toys are good for foreplay but not as a replacement for real women. In addition, if any of your friends and family discovered your toys...god help you.

Depending on where in US you live, use the following LEGAL sex services: The Nevada bordellos, Rhode Island escorts or Canada. The prices are negotiable depending on who you do business with and the women will not tell you no unless those worthless hookup websites. Better bring at least $300.00 for a good time, normally one hour. I suggest two as one hour of sex goes by real fast! You can trust the women at these locales, particularly Canada. These are not lowlife, strung-out, disease ridden carcasses mind you. These women are classy and know how to conduct themselves, you won't be able to tell them from any given women you see everyday. The only thing about Canada is you need either an enhanced drivers license or a passport card/book. Happy hunting.

The ILLEGAL stuff is a different matter. Yes, there are escorts found in all major US cities but you never know what you will get and if the costs are worth it. NEVER EVER EVER stoop to hiring the street-strollers or the "Lot Lizards" at the truckstops unless you are on your deathbed and it's guaranteed your time is up.

Trust me, you will feel much better with real women than with tools and such.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Blow up sheep, don't forget the puncture kit, it usally happens at the worst possilbe time so be prepared... and careful with the glue you don't want to  get stuck to it, real embarrasing trip to the hospital.

cheshirekitten7 · Accepted Answer

Get a male masturbater.  They are supposed to feel like a vagina.  Or you could get an anal dildo which will feel great in your back entrance, 1 of 3 male g-spots is in there.  Or get some lube & have a real good time with your hands.  Look for one made especially for enhancing male pleasure.  If you want to know where to buy this stuff, type in Google, sex toys, & the sight for Adam & Eve should pop up.  They have all sorts of stuff, & have many options for just men.  They have a great p*rn selection too.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

You seem like you want people to feel sorry for you.  You need to take control of your life & stop wallowing.  See a therapist, get out more, do something.  Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

nicelilsprout · Answer

I've heard that the Fleshlight Ice is pretty good

Gregs · Answer

Do you want people to feel sorry for you?

BlackSuperman · Answer

get the fleshlight... and that lube... I'm in a relationship, but I do have those... and its good

liz4455 · Answer

Why do you think nobody wants you?

cutiepuppy · Answer

maybe you wanna google this product called "tenga"? I heard it from my guy friends, they said it has a kinda "real" feeling to it. as for the smell and taste, so sorry, you've gotta get yourself a real girl LOL!