Should I get 3 fleshlights or a love doll?

[CasaNorba]

I was thinking of saving up for a vacation in the near future so I'm gonna cut escorts and strip clubs for now and was thinking of getting some fleshlights to entertain me on the meantime. i currently have three fleshlights but they are somewhat worn out as i had them for quite a while now. fleshlight dot com had a buy two get third one free sales so i thought of taking advantage of this soon. so you're basically getting three fleshlights for a little bit above the price of one

it wasn't till last night that i started searching wish dot com out of boredom and came across some love dolls they have for less than 150$. they have this one for 37$

and yes i agree it sounds too good to be true so I don't want order this just to find a cheap rubber blow up doll in my mail instead. but they do have more and i would keep the receipt no matter what.

but anyways which one sounds like a better deal?

[Hurlyburly]

37$ for a love doll is damn cheap... if thats not a hoax then daaaaamn... o___o
What would you need three fleshlights for? I'm confused.

[vald9inches]

Lmfao i love how innocent you are xD

[Hurlyburly]

@vald9inches why innocent? You can wash it after use, can't you? Or do they really break this easy?

[vald9inches]

i dont buy any of these product but even i can guess what the fleshlights is used for lol

[vald9inches]

oh wait nvm i take it back i misread your comment ;P

[Hurlyburly]

@vald9inches alright then xD maybe I'm really too innocent since I also do not get why a girl would need more than one vibrator. So yeah. xD

[vald9inches]

@Hurlyburly i thought you didn't know what he was going to use the fleshlights for lol but anyways he mentioned they were on sale buy two get one free and they wear out so he will get 3 of them.

[Hurlyburly]

@vald9inches xD what else would one use a fleshlight for other than masturbation? I'm not too stupid to read and confuse it with a flashlight xD

[vald9inches]

Thats why i was like i love how innocent you are xD

[vald9inches]

but i dont think they have a fleshlight for my size ;)

[Hurlyburly]

@vald9inches oook... more information than I wanted. xD

[vald9inches]

Ahem ahem check it out! ;)

[vald9inches]

sorry i couldnt help but tease you a little ;P

[Hurlyburly]

@vald9inches Check what out? Fleshlights? No need, already got a natural one. xD

[vald9inches]

he is a lucky man! i am jealous! <3

[CasaNorba]

@Hurlyburly yea you really are innocent because unlike the "natural ones" fleshlights do come in different inner textures. so I wanted to buy three because i know i would get bored fucking the same texture over and over again

https://imgur.com/0WeXTxx

[Hurlyburly]

Oh, fascinating. Thank you, didn't knew that. I thought they would only differ in their "entrances" lol The natural ones do differ in structures as well, by the way.

[CasaNorba]

yes too bad the natural once are A LOT more expensive in the long run

[Hurlyburly]

Only if you get the wrong ones my dear. Not every woman is a golddigger which cannot provide for herself. My boyfriend and I do share all costs so please tell me in which way am I expensive?

[CasaNorba]

you can't speak in behalf of all women out there "honey." and you just said your "boyfriend" which is something i don't want to be to anyone at the moment. and if SEX is the only thing that keeps your relationship intact then i feel bad for the two of you "My boyfriend and I do share all costs so please tell me in which way am I expensive? " i never said you're a gold digger, not that i care if again that is the other glue that's keeping your relationship intact. but when its not money they are after its other expensive stuff like free dinner, free gas rides, free weed, drama, attention or whatever it is that she lacks in life

[Hurlyburly]

No, sex is by far not the only thing why I'm in a relationship, you are right there. And no, I'm not after "free dinner" either, as I said, we do share all costs. Things which are only for myself I can pay from my own salary just fine, by the way. And in what a woman might want from a relationship.. umm company, someone to care for, someone to talk with... Neither of these things are "expensive" or really buyable. But yes, if you only have contact with hookers than it can get REALLY expensive over time. Especially once you get yourself some stds and need a cure.

[CasaNorba]

then i'm proud of you for being in a relationship that revolves around more than just sex. but till then please don't expects others to follow the same goals as you in life because not everybody has your mindset. and yes these things are extremely BUYABLE, you'll be surprised how many women are only committed to a dude for his resources only and reward him with false "company, someone to care for, someone to talk with" in return. look at Melania Trump for example.

anyways you might not be after these things but the vast majority of women are. don't believe then ask one of your hottest male friends to let you open a tinder account using their pic and info. and I disagree that hookers are REALLY expensive and full of STDs, here this image i created will explain it all...

https://imgur.com/KisCb4e

[Wonderer89]

I wouldn’t waste your money on wish for anything you’re putting your penis into

[mnoxyz]

Okay! what is fleshlight 🙈
Seriously I don't know anything about it

[Hurlyburly]

A tool for male masturbation. Is supposed to feel like a vagina.

[AlphaMale1]

The fleshlights are a better choice as you get the benefit of using it on yourself as well as invite your woman to use it on you.

[2tall2handle]

Is the love doll blow up, or the real synthetic thing? If it’s a POS blow up, get the Fleshlight. It will last for a long time.

[CasaNorba]

according to the site it says its made of silicone so its obviously not the type you blow up. to be honest that is the main reason why i feel insecure ordering it, i seriously do not want to get a fucking balloon.

[GnarCute]

why would you get 3 fleshlights..
you get separate holes for it like oral anal and vag

[CasaNorba]

you know anywhere i could get those three without any sort of transaction

[pepperhicks]

Fleshlight. It is the best combo of realistic feel and a good price. I tried a larger toy that was solid rubber, had a pussy plus anus and ass cheeks. It was enjoyable but it took some time to warm a solid unit of that size. by the way if you are vacationing for example in the Dominican Republic you are in for a treat. In Sosua for example $50 for a beautiful chica for an hour or two and generally far superior service to most US escorts.

[CasaNorba]

Yeah I'm actually from Dominican Republic myself and Sosua is ok but if you really want a better treat than Santiago (De Los Caballeros) is the place to go.

[pepperhicks]

Thanks I will check it out. I like the beach though.

[CarpetDenim]

Definitely the fleshlights. Sex dolls are pretty creepy.

[Davidbrooks]

With a fleshlight you still have to use your hand. With a love doll you get to use your hips more of a sex action with a doll

[Stefanie4U]

I guess the fleshlight since its easier to carry around.

[vald9inches]

i like the way you think! lol xD

[jacquesvol]

Get a girlfriend

[CasaNorba]

you mean a life sentencing prostitute?

[jacquesvol]

I wrote girlfriend.

[CasaNorba]

if you get a girlfriend and you only have her for sex then she's basically not your girlfriend, more like your personal prostitute. anyways women here in America don't like to be these things and if you try to make this out of them they will feel "used" and will do anything in their power to make you suffer the consequences

[jacquesvol]

You should have a girlfriend for love. Not just for your penis

[ShanGG]

I think you're missing Askers point

[jacquesvol]

@ShanGG I've seen his previous questions.

[ShanGG]

... 👍

[CasaNorba]

i think i made it more than clear in my op that I'm not looking for love at the moment.

[COCOCHANEL]

doll looks good

[monkeynutts]

Definitely love doll. Flesh lights are a little crude.

[stuntbrain]

3 is greater than 1

[DomTreddo]

It's more discreet than a sex doll. Plus you could get a interactive stroker

[CT_CD]

love doll

[QuietRunner]

the fleshlights are easier

[billluc69]

go for the doll