Guys... tell me about a funny erection story?

[Anonymous]

A funny place it happened. A funny reason it happened. A funny reaction to it happening. Etc.

[amameninas]

When I travel (as in jet lag), I use Ci@lis to to be sure I am "up" to the mission if called upon. One night, I was taking an evening in Kota Kinabalu through an area that was probably informally the tenderloin district when two young lovelies in loose halters and short shorts walked by me the other way. I noted that they were attractive but thought nothing more about it for the next few minutes until an unwanted, raging erection raised an obvious tent in the front that was hard to conceal. My first reaction was to say out loud: "How the hell did THAT happen?" Fortunately other passers by did not know or see what I meant. Maybe they thought: "Crazy American is talking to himself!"

[Anonymous]

I got one in the sauna when a hot girl walked in. I was sitting down and I didn't even (or couldn't stand because that would make it more noticeable). I put a towel over to make it less obvious. So I spent an extra 15 min. in the 180 degree sauna! I nearly got a heat stroke just because I didn't want her or anyone else seeing my log.

[yourmistress]

i remember in high school my class went to some school trip and it was a hot spring day I wore a cute outfit shorts and a cut off shoulder shirt, and I was one of the last to get on the bus and was going to my seat that this girl saved for me and as the bus was moving I lost my balance and I fell into this guys lap who sat across us and it was obvious he soon got one

[snowangle]

I took my guy friend to the school dance. I let him feel my boobs on the ride home and when we hugged at my doorstep, he asked me if I "felt that." I said no and he said "...the cold air or something is making all the blood rush somewhere." XD Yeah I don't think it was the cold.

[dtaylor31906]

i got one in the park with my girl wearing sweat pants and it was really obvious I was trying to hide it

[ManAmongBoys]

Well, working in a hospital, I frequently wear scrubs. Couple that with new graduate 22 year old nurse hotties every summer... Yeah. Not very professional.

[cutekid]

I got an erection reading this Q..

[Anonymous]

when I was a kid, 2 of my friends and I went to the swimming pool, and then used the water jets at the side to get a "stiffy" then as a dare would have to walk along the side of the pool then jump in, was quite funny, we were like 9 or 10 at the time

[Anonymous]

Well, my boyfriend was shaking hands with my gran, and, well, you know the rest. That was an awkward moment . . ..