If you were turned into a woman, how would you spend your day?

[Anonymous]

and lets not have the only answer be the obvious one ;p be creative here, boys!

[Malcom_Reynolds]

Ok every guy transformed into a woman would end up touching themselves no matter what they say, and the same can be said about girls transformed into guys. If for no other reason then at least to explore. Given that 90+ % of the population is straight, chances are they'll enjoy it a lot more than current situation.

That out of the way. I'll be honest, I'd probably try to go to a lesbian bar and pick someone up there. Despite the fact that knowing my luck I'd probably still end up leaving alone, I'd enjoy the fact that I don't have to do the approaching. Even though I don't drink alcohol, I'd still try and get free drinks, soft drinks are cheaper anyway. I might even try stripping, that would be highly situation dependent though.

If I was with some female friends who were in on the whole thing, I might seeing what the big deal is surrounding fashion is, ie try on their clothes that I'd be able to actually fill out, or even make up. I'd also try and start a pillow fight.

I'd test to see if chocolate tastes better.

I'd investigate to see what girls really say about guys when they're not around.

Discover the secret of why girls always go to the washroom in groups

I'd test my new found flexibility

Taking into account the fact that my level of fitness would decrease, I'd investigate the differences in women's sports other than the fact that they are on average (sorry but biologically) not as athletic as men (speed, strength, endurance, etc.)

Find out whether or not I would now cry during emotional moments in movies, example Titanic.

Test my driving skills. OK I'm sorry that's mean and I don't actually mean it, but I had to say it.

Argue that chivalry is dead and watch the confused looks on guys' faces.

I'd probably still keep the remote.

To some extent I'd probably test to see what I can get away with saying that I can't say as a guy. On that note, I'd find out if my (all be it few and far between) opinions on how someone's outfit looks are now taken seriously.

I'd investigate whether stepping on a scale is any harder.

I would try seeing what crying can allow me to get away with if weren't for the fact that I doubt I'd be able to hold a straight face.

If I were pretty enough, I'd try to flirt my way into/out of something.

I'd hope that I turn back into a guy before PMS sets in, (you ladies can keep that, I don't need to experience it),

[JackieTreehorn]

1.) Go to places that've always been off limits to me as a man. (Girl's Bathroom, Victoria's Secret, Spa, Topless Beach, Oprah Winfrey Show.)

2.) Go to a bar and have guys pay for everything.

3.) Slap a girl and get away with it.

4.) Say women have it easy, and get away with it.

5.) Cry whenever the f*** I feel like it.

6.) Where dresses.

7.) Talk to my girlfriends who would tell me how beautiful of a person I am and feel really good about my self (Men get jack sh*t support from their guy friends.)

8.) Play games with children without people accusing me of being a sex offender.

9.) Skip merrily.

10.) Strip for money.

11.) Tell men EXACTLY how women think, feel, and want they want in a man. I won't have guys suffer through anymore bullsh*t as long as I'm a woman.

11.) Masturbate ALL day (mind-blowing orgasms, no come to clean up, never going "soft." You girls don't know how good you have it)

[likewoahhh]

wtf, you think women have it easy? ignorant.

[JackieTreehorn]

...no. I said that you guys are really lucky when it comes to masturbation. And you do. Don't call me "ignorant," I'm a f***ing feminist. No reason to attack me.

[LackusDeltacus]

He did not once say, over all and in general women have easier lives sexually, physially or mentally. You're either referring to two things, 1) When he said he would be able to say girls have it easy and get away with it. or 2) When he said women have the advantage when it comes to masturbation. Neither is saying our gender has a easier life, so I suggst you get your facts straight before you bite someone's head off. You think he's ignorant? I pity your stupidity.

[Anonymous]

a million dollars says they're going to touch themselves lol

[Asker]

haha that's what I was attempting to steer away from

[JustDance]

HOW Did you know?!?!?! hehe Obviously, that would be the first thing. Also boobs are awesome to play with... lol Besides all the sexual stuff, I guess I'd have to say Not much. Maybe admire myself in the mirror?

[ILoveCefalu]

Ten bucks say they complain about how easy women have it.

[ShishKabob]

Free drinks at the bar.

[paperplanes]

Haha

[Asker]

well that's one I didn't think of haha. but definitely a good plan

[SocietysBomb]

not if your an ugly girl

[Asker]

very true. that would suck

[ImSoSozzled]

Get over emotional about everything.

[JohnGPL]

Things to do if I were a woman for a day...

1) Invite female friends over. Watch a chick flick and see if they still suck.

2) Cry about something trivial.

3) Complain about men.

4) Attempt to make sandwiches. Give up when none of us can open the jelly jar.

5) Wish I was still a dude...stupid jars.

6) Eat whole box of chocolate ice cream instead.

7) Watch action movie to see if they suck now.

8) Strip to underwear and start a pillow fight.

9) Friends leave.

10) The obvious.

[Theobeast]

Well since it is a physical transformation...I am going to assume that the brain changes as well...meaning it would become more social and emotional based...so I would scream in the mirror and then go cry then repeat for a week or two lol

[Asker]

hahaha heyy, we aren't all that bad.

[l-hedoniste]

What else are we going to do besides the obvious? Cook? Play dress-up? Go to the office?

Multiple orgasms; first, last, and only. Straight to the toy store I go.

[ihatework]

hang out at women's locker rooms to see more

lead guys on so they can get pissed and depressed

[Lesliemarie61]

If I was turned into a woman , I would love to have sex with a man. I probably would be a slut.