I want more length and girth. What can I do?

[Anonymous]

*I'm not the first to ask this question. I have had a decent sex life. My SO is shallow and prom-night tight, so I have enough reach and width to fill her in conventional and "legs-up" missionary and cowgirl but not much else. It would be enjoyable to get in while spooning, but even with her modest bottom, it takes athletics to do it. So I poked around on the net and looked at "penis pumps". Most of these are cheap novelties that can inflate you briefly but don't accomplish anything useful.
*I went into some reputable medical sites to find out if there is anything to "pumping" other than novelty and, surprisingly, the answer is yes. There are medical grade vacuum pumps which cost a fortune and can, with a prescribed ongoing routine, make a significant degree of permanent change. What they do, as far as I can tell, is exercise the penis much like weight training to maximize one's DNA limited potential, opening (or re-opening) the "corpora cavernosa" that are the basis of a "boner".
*I looked further and found devices under the name "Bathmate" that are negative pressure hydraulic (water) pumps, which are far stronger than air vacuum pumps. here's a SFW video about it.

The actual product looks like this.

Bathmate

I have ordered one of these and am about to try it out. If it produces noticeable results, I will rewrite this as a "MyTake.

[Anonymous]

There will always be idiots like you willing to piss money away on magic beans.

There is nothing you can do about your cock size, except possibly get some therapy because it's all in your mind.

When you've spent your money and got depressed again, remember this. It's all in your mind.

[Ultimate_Gohan]

Its a dick not a fire truck. Pumps won't do for you

[Asker]

Drawn from your decades of experience, no doubt. You probably believe girls squirt like Old Faithful.

[MlleCake]

Fuck guys with more length and girth.

Oh, you mean you want it for your own penis? Nothing besides a very crappy surgery. Maybe learn how irrelevant size is in the big picture.

Learn why women have more orgasms when they sleep with other women.

[chris_987]

Lol that’s crazy that even women don’t even know what makes them orgasm

[MlleCake]

@chris_987 well, because men keep telling us things that are bullshit really.

[chris_987]

Lol men’s aren’t the ones with vaginas why listening to us if we tell you a big dick feels go shouldn’t you know better

[MlleCake]

@chris_987 oh, you're right. But since Freud made up the vaginal orgasm, the male headed churches told us not to get to know our bodies, and male scientists disregarded the input of women, it became a societally ingrained pattern, and women perpetuate that too.

[chris_987]

Well girls made up stuff about guys too and we never believed it white people said that blacks where an inferior species and we never believe it, at what point do you take responsibility for your own actions and stop blaming other, i wanna see women move on but you guys can’t do that if you blame men for all your problems.

[MlleCake]

@chris_987 well, lots of people believed all those things. There's no real harm in recognizing where the disinformation campaigns originated. Men aren't bad. It's just a cultural trend we're not yet free of.

[chris_987]

But I still don’t understand why you think that women feel a big penis will make sex more pleasure when they can rub the clit and masturbait with out one? It’s almost as women are disconnected from their own bodies. Which I’ve heard a women say before

[MlleCake]

@chris_987 Same reason anyone eroticizes something that isn't particularly related to the physical sensations that generate orgasms. Sounds good, everyone says it's good, so it must be good, right?

[chris_987]

That’s not true for me, people say stick some up your butt feels good but I and many other males aren’t succumbing to that nonsense, but there are plenty of girls that will do anal because there boyfriend wants too, hmph I don't know girls want to be like men but it seem like they never challenge what society says they should be

[MlleCake]

@chris_987 Oh, well, what you're saying is that you let all other guys who don't like butt stuff tell you you won't, or that if you do it makes you a fag, or a girl... But sometimes we are also influenced by what other people like, and hear enough that we get curious. I eroticized big cocks ever since I had the first best lover of my life and he happened to be pretty big. But really, we just turned me on a whole lot, and was delightful, and attentive, and made sure I orgasmed. Didn't have much to do with his penis. But, I've had enough different experiences that I know that what's really the most exciting thing is really deep and mutual erotic indulgence with each other. So now, I figured out I can like all sorts of things. (So I can eroticize just about anything about someone I am really into.)

[chris_987]

Ok but let’s break down the lesbian thing, because if girls in lesbian relationship are 95% more likely to cum in lesbian relationship than straight ones to me that shows it all about knowing what feels good. So if two girls are having sex there trying to please each other like one might rub the clit the other might finger her g-spot all things they learn from what feels good to there own body. But when it comes to straight sex a penis is like a foreign object to a girl so she’s heard it supposed to feel good and the bigger the better. So she does do anything but lay there until this penis that’s penetrating her hopefully makes her cum which it won’t.

[chris_987]

I’m convinced that women brains don’t work like ours so problem solving is not a skill that you guys possess because if it occurred to me that I can make myself cum but a penis can’t why would you think the answer would be a bigger dick? Your hands aren’t 9 inches! So to me I really want women to be in power of everything just so we can see how badly they can screw up society

[MlleCake]

@chris_987 Well, yeah, it's about knowing what feels good but it's also about not having someone there who doesn't perceive it as important. Straight men are very orgasmic. Should we just ignore what feels good to them? Not even ask? Not even tell them what their body parts are called?

[chris_987]

Well as straight men can tap into the part of my brain that can make me cum instantly but if a women doesn’t even know what she needs to make herself cum then I pretty much have to service her until she orgasm, sex is literally more mental that physical that’s why wet dream can make you cum in seconds without even being hard.

[MlleCake]

@chris_987 Yes, but remember, we live in a society that shames women for sexual feelings, thought, masturbation, exploration and even tells her the wrong names for her body parts. Not that I am saying it's easy when a woman is closed off. But we all have to get better about it.

[mobligator]

Nothing! None of the devices you see advertised will do anything to increase the size of your penis permanently. A vacuum pump will increase the girth temporarily but it will go back to its normal size within 24 hours. Nothing will increase the length, you just have to learn how to use what your were given through genetics. The best way to give a woman an orgasm is by using your tongue & concentrate on her clit.

[wankiam]

pumps give a very temporary increase in length and girth and not the easiest thing to carry around with you but a cock ring will have the same effect for the time you wear it. viagra can give a bigger erection but really the best advice on this page is what @MlleCake had to say

[jacquesvol]

Forget it.
Shaving your pubes will make it look 1/3d inch longer.

[Nathansixfootthree]

Nothing brother learn to use it properly

[Riddler1412]

Go on YouTube and type stuff about penis pumps and sex ed stuff. You' shall find the answers you seek.

[TheSikuu]

These people are gonna be filthy rich. Quick, everyone buy stock!

[crazy8000]

Yeah.
I wouldn't use that if I was you. it doesn't really work to get begger and gives complications you don't want to have there you have to train the prostate muscles to even shoot, also very common to get erection problems.

Do the milking exercises instead with preheating (balming) and after heating (balming) for at least 60 days.

[ChiPaPa]

Magic beans.

[Dallsimo]

Get a good penis pump, and a good cream (peniform is very good)...

[name_is_eric]

Nothing.

[Sambelfast9in]

Let everyone know if it works. I would love to be 11 or 12 but for now 9 will do

[Anonymous]

Pray to be reincarnated as a guy with a bigger one. Otherwise, no clue good luck mate. Try not to fall for the snake oil out there, your dick's fine no matter what size it is.