Why are there so many name for breasts?

Question

Women help me out? Why are they so important and why so many names?

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Most things have one name which is enough.. but not breasts... and don't even get me started on her rear end, that's another mytake alone. Breasts have set men's passions aflame, caused car accidents (yes you should do jail time for 3rd degree distraction), wars, female jealousy, men have jumped off buildings because of them. POWER! Why are they so powerful? Do you know how powerful they are?

Those...

Angels
Breasts
Boobs
Boobies
Clusters of Palm tree (Bible)
Doves
E
F
Gazangas
Hooters
I
J
Knockers
L
Mountains
N
O
P
Q
R
Sisters
Somethin' somtin'
Tits
Titties
Tattas
Two Chirping Owls
Two Fawns (Bible)
U
V
W
X
Zangers?

What is missing? MHO who does to who can best fill in a name for every letter in the alphabet! Male or Female. It's no fair though for women cause you can look at yours and get inspiration. Do they give you inspiration? Do you name your breasts? What do you do to maintain breast health?

Why are they so important and why are there two? I have my theories... I'll withhold them for your genius! Tell me this...why not have two more on your back for counter balance? I don't understand Gods design at all sometimes, makes no sense... So many questions...

From a book of wisdom...
Proverbs 5:18 Let your fountain be blessed, and rejoice in the wife of your youth, a lovely deer, a graceful doe. Let her breasts fill you at all times with delight; be intoxicated always in her love.

Maybe it is men that are the problem? hummm... yea... blame it on us why don't ya?

zippididooda · Accepted Answer

You could just as well ask all the names for a man's dick. The study of words shows a lot about society from the words it uses. Do you know there are jungle tribes in the Philippines that have no concept and no word for "want". Their world is so complete they can't even imagine what it would be like to want something they don't already have. America is so violent we have violent terms for things that are relatively benign. Even memos have bullets, for example. I'm sure more sex or fashion-conscious societies than ours has even more words for boobs, tatas, funbags or what else you want to call them.

the-mad-german · Accepted Answer

... milkbags, udders...

midnightmoon05 · Accepted Answer

So many questions about the girls.  torpedoes  thing one and thing two nai nai (milk in my language)  imagine the world w/o tits? sad right?

VIVANT · Accepted Answer

Maybe bc so many uses 😊

coolbreeze · Answer

Some women have special secret names for their boobs.

StingRayxoxo · Answer

Jugs

BrexitAteMyHamster · Answer

Chest fat Blubber sacks Baby feeders Lady udders

oddwaffle · Answer

The more words you have for something the more you tend to like it. We have a lot of words for battle: skirmish, war, battle, struggle, clash, duel, conflict, fight.. etc. We love war.