I hear that guys practice certain sex techniques on fruit. If so, how does the guy know he's doing it right if the fruit can't respond back to him?

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I hear that guys practice certain sex techniques on fruit. If so, how does the guy know he's doing it right if the fruit can't respond back to him?

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lightbulb27 Master
+1 y
LOL... everything is sex to girls. I never heard that and I'm how old? I had such an innocent view of fruit before reading this post... now I'll never look at a papaya the same... let alone Dorian. How do I erase these memories?
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Subie Xper 6
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What do you mean? Every time a finger an orange it squirts!
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- Asker
  +1 y
  Doesn't have to be an orange, my man.
  
  https://youtu.be/vrqYhFfEStk
- Subie
  +1 y
  www.google.com/search

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PersonToReckonWith Xper 5
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I have never heard this myth before
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- Asker
  +1 y
  Well, now you have, young Virgin Queen!
  
  https://youtu.be/UtDziyRrmic
- PersonToReckonWith
  +1 y
  That video is an excerpt from an art show about unexpected erotic acts, not an actual thing people do?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Uhm yeah,,, people don't do anything like that,,, yeah...
  
  https://youtu.be/_hBuX4Xf_y4

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laker-23- Xper 4
+1 y
Iv heard about this but never tried haha just watch porn learn and find a girl and experiment and talk to her and watch her as your doing things see what she likes and dislikes if she doesn’t like something 9/10 she will tell you to stop
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Bad_Man55 Yoda
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Practicing on fruit? Seriously who would do that? Practice on a real girl and communicate with her. The fruit thing will be beneficial for the next picnic you are at and you wanna make the the fruit salad cum lol
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OvershareGamer Xper 6
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Only in the movies.
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- Asker
  +1 y
  Yeah everyone, listen to this bonehead, "only in the movies".
- OvershareGamer
  +1 y
  the fuck you just say to me?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Who what? I didn't say anything, it wasn't me!!!
  
  (* turd-licker)
med111111 Xper 4
+1 y
I really hope this isn't true...
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- Asker
  +1 y
  What Th'a Fuck; has no one heard of this but me?
  
  https://youtu.be/Fgeg7mxfSG0
- med111111
  +1 y
  Nobody watches that shit. I mean I am sure there are some doofus guys out there that will ram into something but, come on, not many. Do you think chicks lay around all day with cucumbers? No.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh how I love a dumb-ass who thinks he's a smart-ass!!!
  
  https://youtu.be/XRfsZ6sxfqA
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- med111111
  +1 y
  Well I am smart and clearly a different level of intelligence to someone on the internet asking men if they fuck fruit to "practice" while linking bullshit shorts that not a single man would ever give ten seconds of attention to. Feel free to try again if you like being embarrassed.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Oh, I don't mind if I do Mr. Fruitcake!
  (or like the boys down at the club call you, "Juicy Fruit")!
- med111111
  +1 y
  I don't even know what that means. Clearly I have not been hanging at the same clubs you frequent.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Uhm yeah, that was so convincing,,, I for one totally believe you, man!!! Take care buddy.
- med111111
  +1 y
  1) Asks men about fucking fruit on the internet 2) Is offended when men do not know about it 3) Is oddly quick to refer to men who do not agree as being gay 4) Offers no points 5) Offers no reason Yeah... you must do exceedingly well in life. Exceedingly.
- Asker
  +1 y
  Hey man, I've dropped it. I'd rather have my boyfriend licking my forbidden fruit, but instead, I'm polishing this turd known as "med111111" here. Come on man, snap out of it! What the fuck would Jesus do in your case?
  
  He'd be ready to eat some fruit, motherfucker!
- med111111
  +1 y
  You have a boyfriend and are posting this on the internet? Yeah... that's a happy relationship alright.
- Asker
  +1 y
  He's certainly not complaining...
  
  https://youtu.be/LrzCWKjDofo
- Asker
  +1 y
  I can't argue with a retard, wipe that drool off your chin & go to bed, nerd boy, I'm signing you off, rainman!
- med111111
  +1 y
  Sometimes I wonder what it truly must feel like to be an utterly useless human being with absolutely zero potential and absolutely zero chance to ever live a successful life. What do you feel? I mean do you know that is what you are and try to convince yourself otherwise or how does it work?
- Asker
  +1 y
  Hey, I thought I banned your worthless ass off my post, how'd you slither your way back in here? Why the fuck would a 30 yr old be talking to an 18 yr old in the 1st place, you slim-ball pervert!
- med111111
  +1 y
  Oh you know, hacking into your machine and stuff. How the hell should I know? If you aren't bright enough to click a button then, wow...
- Asker
  +1 y
  I bet I'm bright enough to click your ass back to Hillbilly Heaven if I ever find out who you really are squid-boy! I have a life to go live so your inbred ass better not still be on here when I get back this afternoon!
DanOh2018 Yoda
+1 y
LoL no... just no.
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mycatsanoyingaf Xper 5
+1 y
This can't be a thing...
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Rudon00 Yoda
+1 y
I don't know about fruits but I have practice on pillows
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masterkamasutra Guru
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no always do it real pussy.
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Anonymous
+1 y
It's nonsense,
The only way a guy can really get good is to acknowledge how his partner likes it. He can be ok from other experiences with women. But everyone is different
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Anonymous
+1 y
Women communicate only marginally better than fruit does, so it's no problem
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