Will God punish me for sucking way too many dicks before marriage? What is the appropriate amount prior to marriage?

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abc3643 · Accepted Answer

This is a funny question!

Normally, my standard answer (below) applies to intercourse only. I'll double the numbers for BJs though.

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This is my slut/manwhore equation regarding "body count" - a very obnoxious and revolting phrase but, considering that the people who use it are typically manwhores and sluts anyway, what should I expect?

I use a formula for both males and females:
Let Y = cumulative number of distinct sexual intercourse partners
(that is, the "body count")
Let X = age-appropriate maximum number of distinct sexual intercourse partners

X = ROUND_UP [ 1.5 * (AGE - 15) ]
So:
Age = 15, X = 0.
Age = 16, X = 2.
Age = 17, X = 3.
Age = 18, X = 5.
Age = 19, X = 6.
Age = 20, X = 8.
Age = 21, X = 9.
Age = 22, X = 11.

If Y > MINIMUM (X, 10), then "Slut/Manwhore" else "Age appropriate".

Basically, what this is saying is:
1. "Don't fuck until you are at least 16.
2. "Only fuck in committed relationships; up to 3 committed relationships per every 2 years."
3. "If you need more than 10 committed relationships by the time you are 22, then something is wrong with you or you're a slut/manwhore who is fucking too often just for fun."

More than 10 guys is really too much.

Most guys would be rather uncomfortable competing against such a lengthy history because the probability of his being the best you ever had (or having the biggest dick you've ever had) seriously goes down. He wants to be memorable and important to you and "not just another lay".

Nor does he want a pussy with "a lot of miles on it" because, frankly, they are considerably looser so the experience isn't as good for him (although it is still mighty fine!).

So, bottom line; more than 10 guys is too much for the majority of men.

For the record, my Y ("body count") is 5 and it wasn't 2 until I was almost 26!

Body 1: 21 y 09 m
Body 2: 25 y 11 m
Body 3: 26 y 02 m
Body 4: 32 y 10 m
Body 5: 36 y 10 m

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

Nothin' to worry about there, babe!! There's no such thing as god! Go ahead and swallow as many swords as you want! If dicks weren't partially made to be sucked and if you weren't made to be able to do it, you wouldn't be doing it. Have fun!

Soft4u · Accepted Answer

God forgave the several hundred catholic priests for sucking little boys dicks and molesting little children, I'm sure he'll give you a pass as well.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

You're fine, just sop believing in fairy tales and magic sky men then watch the guilt will wash away.

owntheworld · Answer

You will surely be punished.

Lovethedove · Answer

Oh my gosh that clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣

mobligator · Answer

God isn't going to punish you in this life. "No man knows the mind of God" and "all sins can be forgiven except blasphemy of the Holy spirit."

mistixs · Answer

Zero

PositiveNote · Answer

No, God will not punish you for over-dicking. However, you are amassing male friends who will never forget you by kingdom come!

JustJen · Answer

No because god does not exist.

SaraRose97 · Answer

Haha. Is this a real question?

Dargil · Answer

Not a lot in scripture about sucking dicks. If you are a Believer, one day, you may look back and feel you were irresponsible, aren't like that any more and ask for forgiveness. You will get it. But the catch is that forgiveness is not a free ticket. You can't keep doing things after you get it. As That Guy said: Go and sin no more.

dman469112 · Answer

Lol probably not I guess as many as you want or can will definitely make guys happy

the_face_of_god · Answer

God rewards such divine work.

Dchrls78104 · Answer

Having sex before marriage is against God's laws. Oral sex is unnatural and also against God's laws. Both of these qualify as Fornication (Greek word Porneia), or acts of Immorality.
"There is no place in God's Kingdom for immoral people" - Read 1 Corinthians 6:9-11.

oldoldold · Answer

I have some good news... God's as real as the tooth fairy and Set

DDpsy · Answer

There is no god and if there was one I doubt he would be in the business of counting cocks in your mouth. Life on the other hand will not be kind to an indiscriminate worthless slut.

anshul177 · Answer

What's your number personally I never a hoe type girl. who sucked so many dicks or getting slept with many dudes and it's mine own like and dislikes and those getting offended they can ignore it