# Will God punish me for sucking way too many dicks before marriage? What is the appropriate amount prior to marriage?

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• This is a funny question!

Normally, my standard answer (below) applies to intercourse only. I'll double the numbers for BJs though.

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This is my slut/manwhore equation regarding "body count" - a very obnoxious and revolting phrase but, considering that the people who use it are typically manwhores and sluts anyway, what should I expect?

I use a formula for both males and females:
Let Y = cumulative number of distinct sexual intercourse partners
(that is, the "body count")
Let X = age-appropriate maximum number of distinct sexual intercourse partners

X = ROUND_UP [ 1.5 * (AGE - 15) ]
So:
Age = 15, X = 0.
Age = 16, X = 2.
Age = 17, X = 3.
Age = 18, X = 5.
Age = 19, X = 6.
Age = 20, X = 8.
Age = 21, X = 9.
Age = 22, X = 11.

If Y > MINIMUM (X, 10), then "Slut/Manwhore" else "Age appropriate".

Basically, what this is saying is:
1. "Don't fuck until you are at least 16.
2. "Only fuck in committed relationships; up to 3 committed relationships per every 2 years."
3. "If you need more than 10 committed relationships by the time you are 22, then something is wrong with you or you're a slut/manwhore who is fucking too often just for fun."

More than 10 guys is really too much.

Most guys would be rather uncomfortable competing against such a lengthy history because the probability of his being the best you ever had (or having the biggest dick you've ever had) seriously goes down. He wants to be memorable and important to you and "not just another lay".

Nor does he want a pussy with "a lot of miles on it" because, frankly, they are considerably looser so the experience isn't as good for him (although it is still mighty fine!).

So, bottom line; more than 10 guys is too much for the majority of men.

For the record, my Y ("body count") is 5 and it wasn't 2 until I was almost 26!

Body 1: 21 y 09 m
Body 2: 25 y 11 m
Body 3: 26 y 02 m
Body 4: 32 y 10 m
Body 5: 36 y 10 m

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• You uh - wha- uh... wow.

• Nothin' to worry about there, babe!! There's no such thing as god! Go ahead and swallow as many swords as you want! If dicks weren't partially made to be sucked and if you weren't made to be able to do it, you wouldn't be doing it. Have fun!

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