When talking woman to woman how do you describe an erection?

a friend of ours who has just started to enjoy girls night out aged 60 said this
" when his reproductive gland started to perpendicular and move by a twitching movement I felt like a woman again" any thoughts on this
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yes I can understand that, before this virus, we had girls night out, every Friday, men's darts night, there was one over 60 and she got hit on by a younger lad, on he way home she was full of it, couldn't stop talking, apparently this lad was the only one other than her husband she had sex with, up to when it stopped because of this virus, they met met up 4 times in all,
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Hard to describe but I'll try
    It's like all your desires are focused through yr cock
    And the harder it is... the more it is similar to your urges.. yr need..
    I'm not huge but my desires r.
    That feeling of wanting to thrust comes quick

    My standard description is I want her so bad I pound upwards... want to thrust do far. So intensely. My cum shoots upwards through her mouth

    Lol... never happening but that is image my desire brings

  • Not sure how to cope with that. Excuse me for not understanding the whole situation here but are we talking how women describe a man's erection beside saying the actual word?

    • no. its just I have known this lady for years and I have never heard her say a swear word, but she is educated, I think I put it down right in what she said

    • yes we are, I just thought at the time it was cute coming from a senior lady

Most Helpful Girls

  • "So... we were getting after it, and when i reached down to unpack him, I could tell he was a bit excited, but when grabbed his balls, he popped an immediate boner. If he had walked to the door, the head of his cock would have gotten there about six inches before the rest of him. Lol..."

  • “Gland”? “Started to perpendicular”?
    Who talks like that?
    I say it grew and call it his boner, woody, hard dick or cock.

  • Once I get a vagina I will be highly qualified to talk about it.

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  • I don’t describe it, I just say “boner” or “hard-on” most often I say it in context like “he had the biggest hard-on!”

  • Boner? "Hard"?

  • I tell her that my little piglet penis is getting stiff... lol

  • I just say "he got hard"

  • His dick got hard

    • I assume so, but what a nice way of putting it don't you think

    • Very true

  • Some great vonacular there. Heard diff as well. Suppose she may be embaressed to say hard on

  • sounds like a maths teacher lol

    • @update interesting

  • I just say "U know what, he got a wood".

    • yes I have heard that one, just wondering if there was any sayings that I haven't heard

  • I call it a hard on, boner, or erection.

  • He dick got hard, his cock and balls lmao wtf

  • littlelofty, big plank, rock hard, Jib of a crain, I feal it rising.

  • I go into gory detail

  • I don’t. I show her

  • I think most girls of an certain age know what an erect penis looks like. Unfortunately many girl don't know the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised penises.

  • so funny! i just say my dick is hard.

  • Weird lol

  • Is that when he's ejaculating? It's disgusting 😫

    • Ejaculating is disgusting? I think it's beautiful!!