What the hell man, I hope you're joking. If not, then it's messed up - it's people like you who fill my ER (not my ER per se, but I'm finishing up my internship) and waste our time when things go wrong. Gather around kids, it's time for a long winded, and *hopefully* pointless story:
1) You're practically begging for an infection. By inserting things, you are pushing bugs that normally can't access your urinary tract pretty far in.
2) Your urethra isn't designed for anything except fluids (hence, passing stones hurts like a mofo). If you continue then you will definitely rupture vessels, cause nerve damage, leading to permanent erectile dysfunction. Though I think in your case, the inability to get it up to procreate may actually be a good thing.
3) Your nurse-to-be girlfriend should know better, and she would be blackbooked from ever practicing if info like this leaked.
Now, tell me that you're a troll and move on.2 0 1 0Holy sh*t dude, you got more guts than brains I'd say.
But hats off to you for even trying. That will stay on my "to do" list, and never be attempted...0 0 0 0Lol, but she WAS a nurse after all ^-^ Makes it less scary :P
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2 3No, urethral sounding is not appealing to me.
0 0 0 0That sounds pretty painful, dude.
But.. more power to you for having the balls to do it.0 1 0 0EUGH! F***
NO
I mean, F***. I like some kinky sh*t, I mean, I like some f***ing *illigal* sh*t, but jesus f***ing christ. That sh*t gives me nightmares.1 1 0 0More illegal than gay anal sex, 3somes or brutal dildoes? How about BDSM?
Are they illegal at all? Anyway I'm not gonna talk about the illegal sh*t I'm into, hahaha. I was just making a point, you know.
that sounds like it wouold hurt like hell
0 0 0 0Sure! A little kinky, but lot of fun! Study up and use only sterile sounds with KY lube.
I had a narrowed urethral opening that I had fixed and they give you a special tapered plastic dialator that you are supposed to insert to stretch daily to keep it from closing back up. They tell you to just wash it, no sterilization. I never had an infection problem.
Still, be very careful, it is supposedly easy to 'lose' an object, and the tissue is somewhat fragile.1 0 0 0
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