How do you cleanup after 'water sports'?

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This question is probably not what you think.  I'm a lucky guy with an incredibly open relationship with my girlfriend.  Her friend comes over sometimes and I get to have sex with both girls.  The only downside is that they like to pee places that they shouldn't.  And that's not so bad either because honestly I get off like crazy watching them.  I don't really want them to stop but I have a slight problem with the cleanup.  I can just pick up the tissues around the house, and steam clean the carpet, but what do I do about the couch?  They like to spread the cushions and pee into the couch.   It's starting to really smell.  Time to get a new couch?

38rakia38 · Accepted Answer

Play watersports in the BATHROOM.

Or get a mattress protector.

Or better yet, stop playing watersports!

I know, Urine is sterile and stuff but these are human beings, not cats.

Might I suggest a litterbox?

raabzbaby89 · Accepted Answer

That's disgusting. Get a new couch if you're into that animalistic behavior. And cover it with plastic.

kaythanksbye · Accepted Answer

Sex with animals is bad.

taster · Accepted Answer

This has got to be a joke.  Nothing wrong with girls and their pee but...trash your house or living quarters?   Would you also roll around in leftovers from supper?