How can I make my p**** taste sweet?

[Olya363]

i already eat lots of fruit does that help?

[Anonymous]

I am a great enthusiast of cunnilingus (M on F oral).

This will be a little clinical.

Your Vag need not taste sweet. I needs only to taste fresh and clean. My lover's taste's like fresh feminine underarm sweat (slightly tart and salty) and that is perfectly fine.

Swish out with your fingers in a warm, sit-down bath. So not use soap/bubbles. a mild bath oil is OK, though, because it neither irritates nor ferments.

Any time you pee after your bath, open up with your fingers so you have a straight stream and don't "hiss" and send pee splashing around behind your lips.

Red, fatty meat and dairy products seem to make you more "gamey" tasting. Stick with mild veggies and chicken for the day before he licks you. Asparagus and broccoli will give you a chemical taste.

Fruit affects the taste of seminal fluid, but not Vag lube. If you experience real fem ejac, which is fluid from the Skene's glands, fruit will affect that but your hormones to not make that fluid as strong as ours.

[honeyltsme]

+1. There's nothing wrong with tasting like a fancy oyster or a tuna sashimi. I like :-)

[saphirasilverwings]

I'm not so sure that vaginal fluids are not affected by eating fruit. I don't see why it wouldn't. What you eat can make all the difference. Plus, that's one way a woman's body gets rid of toxins, and the more fresh fruits and veggies she eats the fewer toxins her body will need to get rid of. I have found fruit to affect my smell/taste down there.

[magnoliacrush]

there are no scientific proof that effects the taste of vaginal fluid through diet changes. Seminal fluid is completely different and will change with change of diet. so +1 :) very well explained

[Olya363]

so what is seminal fluid vs. vaginal fluid?

[honeyltsme]

Can always count on some science stuff from a fellow Russki for ya:

(Sputnick, b*tches! Gagarin! LOL kidding)

A healthy liver function filters out all the normal sugars from your bodily fluids, like glucose, sacharose, etc. Some really complex sugars, found in certain nuts, and pineapple, can sort of make it through, but it would just be a hint. Seemed enough for my ex though but I think it was my talking about it and the effort that produced the placebo effect so she was tasting more sweetness than was actually there, but it was her brain playing tricks on her.

The best thing you can do is put something sweet topically, or pour some dessert wine into you and have your S.O. lift you up and drink of you like a fancy vessel that you are. Do NOT pour vodka or champagne or most other hard liquors as those will cut through your natural lubrication and may even sting.

Na zdorov'ye!

-- Sasha

[saphirasilverwings]

The idea is to make the natural fluids taste better, and eating fruits and veggies actually does help. It's a bad idea to put sugar topically on that area because it can lead to yeast infections even if you try to wash it off after.

[honeyltsme]

Wash it off? It'll be licked off in minutes, presumably. Of course any appreciable amount of sugar should not stay on, but presumably a good licking session, followed by a healthy vaginal lubrication flow facilitating sex, followed by a shower, puts one well, well into a safe territory. As for the fruits and veggies, I feel a fellow user's reply before is no less informed than mine. As I said there's placebo effect also. In lieu of scientifically measured sugar content I think that holds true

[saphirasilverwings]

I'm not so sure about the whole "safe territory" thing considering I have read countless times that there are dangers to putting sugar in that area. I wouldn't risk it myself. I don't know about the actual sugar content of the fluid but eating fresh foods definitely helps it taste BETTER, whether sweeter or not.

[Olya363]

haha spasibo :)

[Gettinghelp]

Citrus fruits and acidic natural food will help. It levels the alkaline in come making it taste sweeter. Pineapples, oranges are good fruits to try.

[saphirasilverwings]

Yes it helps! Fruits and veggies, limit junk food, processed food, meat, coffee, alcohol, and smoking.

[saphirasilverwings]

People say specifically pineapple and I think maybe papaya. My boyfriend tried pineapple to make his semen taste sweeter and it worked even though he only likes canned pineapple.

[saphirasilverwings]

Yeah papaya too because I know papaya has a lot of enzymes and I think maybe the enzymes in pineapple are why that helps.

[eekz0r]

Wash it with a soap, f***er.

[smokahontas]

Really? why do you have to be mean about it? she's just asking a question.

[mrchristian]

saphirasilverwings is right since it must be the same tips for guy's come to taste better