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Is there really any way to get weed out your system faster?

I am supposed to have a job interview tomorrow. I am sure a p*ss test to follow very shortly after. I know I wouldn't pass it only chance I have is to push it back as far as possible. I smoke like once a week so I think a couple weeks would be enough time. I wasn't really thinking when filing out applications last night online while high. Probably wasn't too smart. lol
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When I applied I was able to pick three choices. I just realized its for my third choice which was a job I have very little interest in anyway so I don't care anyways. lol but I'm done smoking until I get a job.
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  • Usually it stays in the system for a month because it hangs out in your body fat.

    If you really want to try and get it out fast, here's a few suggestions...which have worked for me

    1. Start running/hitting the gym/whatever just start sweating as much as possible

    2. Drink cranberry juice or water, lots of it. Quit drinking coffee or soda or whatever, you wanna p*ss at least 4-6 times a day.

    3. Yogi tea makes a great detox tea, drink it 2X a day.

    ^If you follow these steps, in 2 weeks you're system will be THC free.

    Otherwise, might I suggest a medical marijuana card? So you have a legal reason as to why you can't pass your drug test. That is, if your state allows such things.

    Seeing as California (where I'm at) is awesome with their laws and cards, and they're not that hard to get...if you're not here, you should be.

    • I already drink lots of water and run daily. I'm in NJ we have medical marijuana. Its nothing like California with dispensaries on practically every corner. I'm not sure on how difficult it would be to get a card.

    • Yeah admittedly they are on every corner... Although most of those are being closed down, due to the fact many dealers went into the "medical" business. They're implementing rules and regulations on them now. Finally. If it's anything like it is in CA, it's pretty easy. Out here you just have to say something like, "I got back pain" or "can't sleep". Check the requirements and try it out, that way, you can still smoke once a week and be legally protected (to a degree).

  • LOL..you know what..weed leaves everyones system differently. There is no guarantee that anything you do will clean you out for good. Drinking a couple gallons of water and exercising can help speed up the process though. I guess if you want to be really safe...I would drink water, exercise until your dripping with sweat and then a couple weeks later buy a urine test from Walgreens..but just remember that the best way to clean your system out is to just not smoke pot..haha

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  • hey let me help you out I was on probation for 2 years. First of all if you are a skinny guy your chances are a lot better, because THC stores in your fat cells. Let me also tell you that most bussnisess can only aford to give you a swab test. its a stick that they put in your mouth, it is highly ineffective. trust me my friend, if you use a nice amount of mouth wash before taking a swab they get almost no DNA off of you. If it is a urine test, you need too drink a lot of fluids. Green tea with ginsing works great, it has anti-oxident's that clean out your system, you will also want to go for a nice run. a run will sweat out the THC that is already stored in your body. Hope this helps

    • Thanks I am not sure on how I would be tested. I just know that I will probably be tested.

    • If you are in the Tri-state area it will most deffly be a swab test. THC has to BUILD UP in your system so if you haven't been smoking over a long period of time ya fine homie. once a week thing ain't going too hurt you

    • Yea as I said I'm in NJ.

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  • Idiot. All you can do is drink a lot of water to dilute your p*ss but don't drink so much you p*ss clear. Also make sure your p*ss test isn't your first p*ss of the day. It doesn't take long to get clean off weed. You can be clean in about 3 weeks. So from here on out if you really want that job, STOP.

    There is also a bunch of sh*t that supposedly helps but who knows if it works. Detox kits, cranberry juice, etc. Just Google it.

    • I wasn't expecting a phone call so quickly. I have heard of all that stuff but like you said who knows if it actually works. I'm just going to try and push it back. If I don't get it oh well.There's plenty of other jobs out there.

    • Well luckily you only smoke once a week. If you smoked daily you'd be really screwed. Smoking once a week is basically giving you 6 days of getting slightly clean over and over. You're looking at about 2-3 weeks like I said to pass a p*ss test. So just hold off. A good job kicks way more ass then getting high. Especially since you'll have way more money for weed and bongs if you're gonna keep smoking. lol

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  • man I smoke weed every day so I just tape a small bottle of pee to my leg to keep it warm and use that when I p*ss test for a job its so stupid that they test you for weed the world is retarted,

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