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Cougar stories guys, what's yours?

guys tell us yur stories about cougars you banged what age was she and what age where u
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  • It was abroad, years ago. I was in my late 20's. I was at an ex-pats club called Mezzo, and I was getting a pint at the bar. There were two older women sitting at the bar next to me, and heard my accent when I was ordering. The one nearest me turned around and commented on it. She touched my arm and said she loved the accent.

    I was immediately conscious of the arm touch, so while I flashed her a nice smile and started talking I was mentally assessing her. Good looking for an older woman. Age? Indeterminate. Could be late 40's. Boobs on display, but not in a vulgar showy way. Looked real too. Dress riding high up her leg. Make up? Hardly noticeable. Either she's not wearing much, or it was put on expertly. It took me a few seconds to see all of this, and think "Yeah, she's a cougar. I could probably get her back to her hotel, or my hotel, or whatever. Would I? Well, I wouldn't be high-fiving my mates about it, but f*** it, I'm in another country, there are no mates here at the bar who'd see me go off with her. Yeah, I could do that. I wasn't looking to pull tonight, but it beats going back and looking at p*rn for 12.95 an hour."

    A better player than me might have even got them both, her and her friend. But I'm not that guy. So we talked a bit more, and I asked them if they minded if I joined them. I told them I was just coming in for a quick pint before heading back to my hotel for the night. Her friend said that was a shame as she was going out dancing, but the one nearest me said she was feeling her age and going home to bed too. At that point, I was fairly certain I was in. She asked if I had any grass on me, and I didn't. Just regular cigarettes. She gave the whole "Oh, I'm trying to give them up" bit which I hear a lot. And I offered her the pack anyway and said "Ah, you can be naughty. Who's gonna know?" We both flashed a knowing look at that, and I lit the cig. "I feel so sinful" she said. "Some of the best pleasures in life are sinful" I said. "Oh I know."

    I leaned forward, put my hand on her exposed bit of thigh just lightly, and asked her where she was staying. Perhaps we could share a taxi. "Sounds good". Her friend made some loud noises about leaving then, and they said a quick goodbye, "ring me" kiss kiss.. the usual farewells of women everywhere. Once the friend was gone though, we stayed in the bar another hour or so, moved to a table in a darker corner and flirted and kissed for a bit. We did eventually head outside and into a taxi, and we went back to my hotel room.

    The sex was wild and wet. I didn't see much of her naked body, frankly. She was pretty expert at keeping things hidden behind clothes, sheets, etc... and the lights were off, though there was some light coming in through the windows. After we'd had sex, we raided the minibar and sat in the chairs by the window drinking gin and tonics. I was naked, she covered herself with a sheet. We had sex once more, slower, and she left when I was asleep. Never knew her age.

    • Wow, you should be a writer. I don't know or care if this is a troll post but I'm just saying that if you don't write at least three novels in your lifetime then it's a sad waste of talent. :)

    • Thanks, that's very kind to say. But I usually go anonymous if I'm going to write a troll-type post. And then its usually insulting someone for some reason or another.

    • Belgie goes anonymous!?!?!?!

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  • dude there's something about cougars or milfs. I don't know what it is but I'm drawn to them. I love those bitches. lol

    i started having a thing for attractive older women when I was about 12, but I didn't f*** one until I was 17. she was my then gfs mom, and she was hot as f***ing hell. she was half filipino, half white, she had perfect t*ts, like a small C or B cup. she had this perfectly round ass that managed to defy gravity. she was tan, long black hair, beautiful face with sexy lips. she always flirted with me and stuff but she kissed me when I went on a camping trip with them and my gfs cousins. while they were hiking she sexually harassed me (my story, I'm sticking to it lol) by groping my d*** and kissing me, then making me feel her t*ts. I took liberty from there. she ended up giving me the best blow job I've ever had right there in the woods. after that, we started hooking up regularly at their house. I f***ed that whore every way imaginable. she even let me f*** her asshole. it was AMAZING. I never understood how a goodie like my girlfriend came from a goddess like that. I loved going down on her. beautiful pussy, and her body was so sexy. I loved her reactions to what I did to her, when she arched her back, moaned out, twitched. I loved it. and she took charge sometimes too. she loved sitting on my face and rubbing her p**** all into my mouth. she let me come on and in her in ways most girls wouldn't ever allow. one time I gripped a bunch of hair and pulled her head back and she pulled her mouth open with her fingers so I could literally come straight into her throat. she loved toys, she let me shove toys in her ass. she loved my roughness and let me slap her and everything. total whore she was and I loved every second. she was a crazy bitch but I'm pretty sure I fell in love with her. lol

    her daughter and husband never found out, at least not that I know of. although he wasn't really around much anyway. he took lots of business trips and things. I knew people who saw him around town with other girls sometimes too. I know he was f***ing other women, so I didn't really feel guilty in making his wife my bitch. she needs a good time too, and I'm always more than happy to fill a lonely wifes empty heart. :)

    other than that, the others were great but she was the best.

    • You didn't feel bad that you were cheating on your girlfriend with her mom?..

    • i didn't really like the daughter all that much and I was really young too. now, id just break up with her and stick with the mom. plus I was pretty sure that it was illegal for a teenager to be boning some lady in her late 30s. jail/juvi didn't sound like a great option to me, and I didn't want to stop, so I played my cards wisely.

    • What happened to her? Are you two still FWBs?

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  • My friend told me about this story of his. When he was about twenty one and graduated college, he came home to live with his parents for a while. Then, at his graduation party, his dad's business partner's wife - who was pretty hot, and in her late forties or early fifties - asked him to driver her home, invited him in for a drink, and then started coming onto him. She started to get naked, but then her husband got home! A few days later he called her up and they hooked up in a hotel room, and did that on a regular basis (almost every night) for a couple of months.

    And then he started going out with her daughter, who was a year or two younger than him. Soooo awkward. He stopped hooking up with her after that.

    • is it a real story?!

    • that was from the movie "the graduate"

    • lololol

  • i don't have one but my mom is 50 and dating a 28 year old ;o

    • wow... I bet your mom must look like one of the sex in the city girls?

    • my moms really hot, she looks like she's in her 30s

  • My mother was 43 banging an 18 year old... kinda gross.

    • YES! That's the kind of stuff I want to be reading! hahahaha How did you find out?

    • It was the guy my sister was crushing on so my "mother" (I use the term lightly) screwed him. I guess she wanted to feel validated and to feel that she's more attractive than her daughter.. some bs.

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  • I keep getting killed by cougars on Red Dead Redemption. Those little terrors knock you down with one blow, leaving you at like 10% health, then smack you again before you can get back up. Totally unfair.

    I'm confused by your question though. What do you mean by cougar? :(

    • lol

  • Well, I don't think you lose much by trying :P Going to a cougar convention and looking to chat with some females there may give them enough hints as to what are your plans are.

    Worst case scenario, they don't take your advances and you try with someone else. If you're attractive and funny/have good personality, surely someone will respond (:

  • Toronto? :D

    • Yea :P

    • I actually don't know the answer to your question.. but, um... get some! :D

    • Lol thnx

  • I was 20 and she was 41-she was not all that in bed though...she wanted to do it with the lights pitch dark.

  • Girls in genreal aren't into desperate guys. It's an extremely unattractive trait

    • then what

    • It's not gonna happen? I don't know what you expected to hear. Most women aren't into younger guys to begin with and your attitude doesn't help

    • thanks for advice I would never forget that

  • Beastiality... thats a new one on here. Just don't get eaten dude.

  • Steps to catch a cougar.
    1. Sneak up behind one.
    2. Get em'.
    3. ?
    4. Profit.

  • dude they prey on young guy if yuor young go hang out in front the convention

  • I think cougars would be a minority, but there must be some desperate older women.
    Most women I know wouldn't want to bang a man less than 40, because they're just not good enough at sex. They get better with experience.

  • I was 20, she was approaching 90. She passed away when I put it in her arse

  • Felines love a circle on the floor

    https://imgur.com/gallery/Tl7nA

    • A blank piece of paper also works just as well :)

    • @LastGirlScout hahaha! I think it's so funny that they do that, they just can't help themselves!

    • I miss my cat :( they really are the nuttiest little creatures!

  • 8 years older. Divorced with two kids and hot as hell. She could do things that other people have actually warned you about. God I miss her.

  • im like a cougar magnet but I can proudly say that I've never been with a cougar and probably never will unless she's a milf.

    • what have you got against a good looking older woman?

  • Go ask your mom.

    • Lmao funny guy

  • You seam to be confused on this a bit. Cougars BANGS YOU. Not the other way around. Also its nothing I would be tricked in to or be proud of.

  • Head to a Journey tribute band concert.

  • there are so many sites with cougars around the web who are looking for young guys... why you post it here?

    • can you send me links

  • Just curious... why do you want a cougar?

    • Coz I love I too like younger but cougars make me crazy

    • Speaking as an older woman... the one thing an older woman would want a younger guy is for sex. Usually men my age, 49, or older can't keep up with me. I have a very strong sex drive and I like a younger guy due to his stamina. There is nothing worse having sex and right in the middle of it... the guy loses his erection.

    • I'm a Scorpio so sex it high for me @rissyanne

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  • I wish...

  • Speaking from experience (I'm 21 and have fooled around with women 27-38). Being really fit helps, they like the eye candy. Rub their ego. But most of all, just try. Talk to them. Worst thing is they ignore or decline. I had my doubts until I just gave it a shot.

    • Unless they are at least 35 and 10 years older than you they would not be considered a cougar while being with you. Most people would consider coguarantee to be at least 40

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