Ladies, are you checking out my package?

OK, so here's the deal. Yesterday at lunch, I went to a restaurant with some guys from work. While standing and waiting to be seated I looked over at the hostess. Her eyes seemed to be fixed on my, uhh, well, my package lol. I just kept looking at her and thinking, surely she isn't just gawking at my crotch, but when she looked up and saw that I was looking at her, she gave me one of those "you caught me" looks, smiled and turned away. This seems to happen a LOT when I wear Kahki pants or dress slacks that are a little tighter in the crotch. I know that my penis is larger than the average guy and I can't help that the outline of it shows when I wear dress pants. I've even wore looser fitting pants, but it still shows like when I walk, or if I'm sitting in a chair or something. So here's my question, Ladies, do you look at a man's bulge, especially if you notice he's got a big one? If so, what are you thinking? Do think, geez he needs some looser pants or do you think dirty thoughts? lol, I'm just wondering cause I've caught my boss's wife looking down there SEVERAL times and it's getting kinda awkward. lol
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Looking at protruding packages is like looking at a train wreck. I don't want to look but I can't help it. I remember when I lived in Japan I stared at a lot of packages (in a completely unsexual way) as the men there wear tighter pants than I was used to in the U.S. It is sort of gross... random peenor is rarely sexy. But why do I keep staring at it? I think because we aren't used to nakedness or parts being visible. Everyone looks at the streaker on the baseball field regardless of how fat, hairy or unattractive he is.

  • Lool hahha I did that the other day when I was waitin to serve this guy that was wearing really relly tight jeans .. lol at first I guess I was like oh woah that guy needs a bigger size of pants so first thought.. Then I was like dayyumm ! Byt he saw me looking and he decided to check himself out in the mirror on the side.. Which was kinda awkward really ha ha :/ :)

    • lol, I knew women were closet pervs! We always hear sh*t for looking at your boobs and ya'll do the same damn thing. hahaha! BTW, I don't wear tight pants, just regular dress pants. I guess I need to duct tape it down or something, cause I can't hide this damn thang. lol

  • Oh that was me.. Your package was so sexy and big to resist for this bunny.

    • Haha, I hear ya.

Most Helpful Guys

  • Considering most men (with size) are growers and not showers, not many men have bulges in their pants unless they're wearing ridiculously tight pants, of course. They might be wondering if you're getting excited about something, and smile to kill the awkwardness of being caught.

  • we all love looking at your 6 inches in your ridiculously tight spandex. it's so sexy.

    • Thanks Bro, I'm glad you like it.

    • no problem sis

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  • How big is it then?

    • right at 7" soft, 9 1/2" hard. All my buddies call me Mr. Ed, lol. They all act like they want one like mine, but dude, I wouldn't mind just being a normal 6" or 7". You would be surprised how many girl's dislike really big one's.

    • Wow, you're going to need to find a woman with are fairly big vagina for that one.