Describe your perfect penis?

[Anonymous]

describe the perfect penis that would give you the most pleasure and a penis that you find irresistible

[maria1]

personly for me my perfict d*** is my boyfriends. I know not very helpfull so let me explain! see when I first saw it I thought it was kinda small and figured itwouldnt do very much for m. but when it came down to it ... IT WAS GREAT! its about three and a half to maby four inches when erect and two to two and a half inches around (I know preety small but its perfect to me) I love it so much and thought its not much to brag about I still do as if it were a foot long see I don't think size matters as much aswhat you can do with what you got! but yeah thas my perfect penis oh and its kept trimmed too! I kinda likw a littl hair! ;) but NOT a bush!

[slipslender]

the perfect penis would be purple with neon green polka dots all over it.

also, whenever I approach the aforementioned penis, I would like it to emit glittery confetti in the shape of mini-penises.

thank you and good night.

[Brando]

Sounds like STD's from the arts and crafts section of the store

[rocksongwriter]

LOL to the answer AND to the comment.

[slipslender]

@Brando: don't be jellin' just cause YOU don't have the perfect penis... the world is an imperfect place. ;) @rocksongwriter: :D

[mickey45]

thank you, that's why I am addicted to this site. I love the humor. I hope you find that perfect penis. I find my self looking at these questions now just to get a good idea what real women want. neon green--I never knew!-Mine is green---am I green enough--what do you think? hahahahahahahaha

[Brando]

Yeah, I'm stuck with this normal person's penis instead :'(

[slipslender]

@mickey45: ...don't forget the mini-penis confetti...that's VERY crucial to the overall penile image.

[slipslender]

@Brando: call up Dr. Phil...he can help you learn how to cope with the tragedy that is a boring penis. :D

[Brando]

Somehow, I don't think talking to an old guy about my penis would be too comforting. I'll just donate it to the needy or something :\

[slipslender]

@Brando: let me know how that...donation process...works out...

[Brando]

I will, but I sorta wanna forget about it

[slipslender]

@Brando: I don't blame you... here's an alternative. you can buy glow-in-the-dark decals for your penis! that'll totally impress the ladies :D

[Brando]

Oh dude, YES! You have saved the day and my life! I'll wait until next payday, then it's on!

[slipslender]

@Brando: glad to help a fellow citizen of the world. enjoy your bedazzling penis! :D

[Brando]

No...may the ladies of the world enjoy my bedazzling penis ;)

[slipslender]

true...story... :p

[sweet_18]

link

[Brando]

Very wrong lol

[Shaun]

That IS cute :)

[sweet_18]

totally suckable

[ketfoen]

that is so wrong on so many levels : |

[sweet_18]

lol so many levels

[ketfoen]

the perfect penis would be:

Her reaction when she see it ----> "ooooh mmmmm"

Her reaction when she uses it ----> "ooooh aaaah ooooh mmmmm yes yes yes yes, Aye Papi. Me love you long time big daddy.

[Brando]

The size of an infant: 8lbs 6 oz and 16 inches long

[ImCorey]

thats what's up

[Askylar87]

thats a very short but fat baby

[Brando]

Well that's how the ladies like them, so I can't argue lol

[SlightlyBizarre]

I don't find any penis's irresistable... I prefer lady parts.

[Anonymous]

very thick, 5 inches in length, minimal hair or a landing strip, and belonging to a east indian man.

[Anonymous]

8 inch

[Anonymous]

not average or what most guys have that's for sure