What is the dirtiest thing your partner has ever said to you that just makes you wanna get it on!

LOL! Just a question to have a little fun, Because I'm bored :) My boyfriend told me, "I'm gonna make you scream." Just the thought of that was orgasmic! Lmao :D Anything that was just awkward, totally sexy or just plain weird...
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  • I got a call at work during lunch one day from my GF. First she asked if I was coming right home after work, and I said yes, that I had nothing else that needed doing. I assumed she was wanting to go out for dinner and was going to meet me somewhere. And then she asked "are you alone right now?" and I said, "Yeah, I'm in my office eating lunch."

    She says, "When you get home, I'll be in the bedroom. I'll be completely naked, sitting on the chair with my legs spread, playing with my p**** and waiting for you to come f*** me. I don't want any foreplay, I just want you to f*** me hard any way you want to. I'm hanging up now, and don't call me back. I'll see you tonight."

    I swear the next 5 hours felt like 5 years, and I definitely broke some traffic laws getting home, but it was definitely worth it. She was true to her word, and she repeated this, with little variations, a number of times after. It worked every time.

  • My partner very very rarely talks ... which sucks, but oh well.

    However once, a long time ago, before I'd ever given her a facial, we'd kind of been talking about it a lot for a weekend. We ended up having sex on our couch, and during the sex, she said 'I want you to come on my face'.

    Oh I did.

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  • Ex partner. "You're so tight & wet. You make me come so fast." Sexy sexy to hear that.

    It's so early in the morning, but that came to mind. (Haha, pun hilariously unintentional)

    It's also sexy to throw in a few cuss words in there...p****, f***, but, just him saying that without those words, while Kissing me, drove me wild.

    • I always want to say stuff like that, but my wife doesn't like it so I have to try not to . bah. I'd say worse too if I could. she likes moaning, so I do that softly in her ear. But no talk for me :(

    • Soft sounds & a little talking work for me. ;-) Everyone's different & sometimes I'm surprised how dirty dirty stuff, while it makes me blush, makes me super wet & turned on.

    • To kheserthorpe: that's how my boyfriend is. He doesn't talk much. I've asked him too though so hopefully I'll see some results lol. When he told me he was gonna make me scream I was like "Woah!" it was so out of character for him :)

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  • 'Its gonna fall down'

    • :D

    • Lol! What does that mean?!

    • :D Lol, its referencing rather essential articles of clothing =]

  • Fiance " If you keep teasing me I'm going to eat you, f*** you , eat you, and f*** you again.. "

    • LOL! Seriously! Get into it a little bit...geez!

    • Sorry, commented on the wrong one lol