Girls, would you give your boyfriend a rusty trombone?

[Anonymous]

It's a fantasy of mine

if you don't know what it is link

do a googlr images search if you're still not sure

[pr3ttybr0wn]

If it involves poop, no. I don't have the heart to do a google search so I'm going to assume that it has something to do with your penis and feces.

[Asker]

not feces just licking that area

[saphirasilverwings]

Not me. Sorry! Some girls may be fine with it though.

[beerY33]

maybe with a dental dam.

[saphirasilverwings]

That's an idea.

[Anonymous]

If not, then how about a "tarnished tuba", a "stinky Sousaphone" or a "nasty noseflute"?

[Opinion Owner]

Crusty cornet? Phunky phyfe? Bobo oboe? Castinettes with raisinets? The brown baritone saxophone?

[Opinion Owner]

Barnacle encrusted banjo? Colonica Harmonica?

[TheGodEmperorLeto]

couldn't just use this link?

link

a definition is good enough.

[genevieve]

it's not something I really want to do

[septemberangel118]

not me...if he really wants that he can find a different girl

[Fafinette]

hellll no.

[Anonymous]

i think it's gross

[Anonymous]

I am a guy, and that is just disgusting and unsanitary. Sorry dude, very few girls are going to want to do that, if any.

[Anonymous]

I'm okay with the opposite.. a bj and use my hands down there.. but not that way

[Anonymous]

Men are so foul.

[Asker]

no need to be mean, people like what they like