"Flicking the bean"... what else is there?

[Anonymous]

I hear so many terms people used for when guys masturbate: jerkin' the gherkin, beatin' the bishop, flogging the dog, five knuckle shuffle, spanking the monkey, slamming the ham... the list goes on... Except for the word "masturbating," the only name for it I've heard for girls is "flicking the bean." Are there any other terms that can be used for it? I'm really curious if there are any other slang phrases out there that I haven't heard, or if I really am doomed to just "flick the bean" and nothing else.

[byronbuckles]

Rowing the little man in the boat.

Double clicking your mouse.

Drilling for oil

Muffin Buffin

Riding the unicycle

Squeeze the peach

Two finger tango.

[Asker]

Well geez... Is there a list somewhere that I just haven't been able to find? haha

[Shpongolia]

Jilling off

[baliguy11]

double clicking the mouse

[Asker]

I actually have heard that one, now that I think about it. But still... so many more terms that guys can use. lol

[Habakkuk]

"slamming the ham" never heard that one.. I usually use "fap"

[Asker]

The fact that you added fap as an example further illustrates my point. haha. Maybe the reason for there not being as many phrases for girls is because not as many of them are as open about masturbating. Interesting to think about...

[Habakkuk]

you are correct in that statement. The female version of fap is "shlick"

[crazybastard]

why don't you come up with one. maybe it'll catch on :)

[Asker]

Good idea. I'll start thinking. :P

[Anonymous]

Spelunking the fur cave.

[Anonymous]

She just rubbed one out

[Asker]

Actually, it was a couple hours ago. But that doesn't really answer the question. Unless that was actually your answer. In that case, guys can "rub one out" too.

[Opinion Owner]

That is my answer :P

[Anonymous]

stirring the icky pot,

There was a Man Show clip on this, but google and YouTube give me nothing

[Asker]

I miss The Man Show. I used to watch it with my dad all the time. Maybe that's why I'm almost 21 and still have never had a boyfriend. : / *sigh and facepalm*