Guys, What is the simplest/most innocent thing you've gotten a boner over?

[Anonymous]

Okay so I hear people using the expression "guys can get horny if the wind blows" all the time. While I get that its kind of an exaggeration ...how easily do guys get horny? Like if you saw a hot girl in a store would you start popping a boner? Does something have to be in a sexual context or can you just see something and get horny? So what's the simplest/weirdest thing you've gotten a boner over?

[Anonymous]

A few years ago, I was working as a parts inspector in a plastics plant. One morning, when an attractive woman brought me a piece for inspection, she leaned over and unintentionally exposed her cleavage as she talked with me. This went on for several minutes while I examined her part. Within the first 30 seconds, the unexpected sight of her upper breasts caused a raging hard-on and I was so glad that I was sitting at a desk and able to conceal it.

For the next hour, the visual memory of the cleavage incident stayed with me, and when we broke for lunch, I went home and pleasured myself. I had to. I just could not shake that moment. She never knew, of course. Women often do not realize how the most innocent and incidental things they do can sometimes trigger an embarrassing "boner situation" for men.

[kholland65]

Update: Honestly for me, just looking at a hot girl walk down the street doesn't usually turn me on enough to get a boner. She would either have to be naked, or you would have to give me a few minutes to start fantasizing about her. Seeing a hot girl, and even a naked girl is just too ironically common these days. Like seeing a girls t*ts almost doesn't phase me anymore since t*ts are plastered everywhere. Same goes for a hot girl who is clothed. I see 100's of them a day so its no big deal. Doesn't mean I don't think she is hot, just means I'm not gonna be popping boners like crazy. I'm just gonna think to myself. She's hot, then 10seconds later, move on with my day.

[kholland65]

Literally nothing. I've been just sitting there in school or at work and it just happens. Sometimes you don't even really have to be "aroused". Especially when you're a teenager, it just happens for no reason. Sometimes just having to pee, or touching it can cause you to get a boner.

[nicenthic]

riding the bus

[Joshbgosh]

I've gotten boners just from bus/car rides.

Update: Nah, if I see a really hot girl and I haven't jerked off in a while (yeah right), then I wll be horny, but the most I'll get is probably a chubby.

[Joshbgosh]

lol Funny update. "I have a boner, time to flash this randomg girl...(flashes her)...why won't you love me like I love you!?"

[Asker]

Twice in my life I've had strangers jack off in front of me... I actually just walked away and laughed for days lol

[Joshbgosh]

LOL You're f***ing with me, right? Ok, if serious, you HAVE to tell the stories to that, you can't just leave me with the tease of an awesome story lol.

[Asker]

lol! Well the first time I lived in a dorm setting+my window was directly across from a fairly attractive guy. He would leave his window open+change in front of me(not totally naked)...+sometimes I'd do the same. It was just a game. After a while I started putting signs in my window like "Hi" and then he would put a smiley face in the window+so on. Finally one day I was kind of watching him+he leaned out on the ledge and started jerking off. I laughed so hard...We never played our game again lol

[Joshbgosh]

LOL hahahahaha, that's a hell of a step. From changing clothes to signs to just jerking off lol. That reminds me of How I Met Your Mother where Barney says that you should just get naked in front of your date because there still a chance that they will have sex with you lol. I was expecting something like, "This homeless guy was pissed I didn't give him change...so he cranked one out"...what's the second story?

[Asker]

The 2nd time was one day while I was leaving my gym. I was unlocking my car+suddenly this guy comes speeding up from another parking spot in the lot+parks right beside me really close. I was annoyed because there was no reason to get that close+he was just moving from another parking spot he already had. So I looked at him to see who/why someone would crowd me like that+I see this guy beating it+making kissy faces @me. He was from my gym! He had been waiting in the lot for me to come out. yikes!

[Joshbgosh]

LMFAO Holy sh*t! That's f***ed up! That sounds like a horribly done p*rn plotline. Ok, honest question, did either of those, including the good looking guy, turn you on at all? Because if an attractive woman started playing with herself, then I, as many guys, would be very aroused lol.

[Asker]

lol Yea it was pretty crazy...the funny thing is I saw him around campus later and just kind of avoided eye contact...or any contact lol As for the 2nd guy, while it was funny...(trust me when I say I had laughing fits for days)...it was a little scary going to the gym after. Because even though I saw his facial expression..I would never be able to describe him to someone or recognize him again. I pretty much just saw his mouth+jumped in the car. I just worried he would stalk me or hurt me.

[Joshbgosh]

lol That is so messed up. I'm guessing you told all of your friends about the attractive guy? That sucks that you felt threatened by the creepy (creepier? lol) guy. Thanks for the laugh lol.

[Asker]

Ummm it could have been arousing with the first guy if it hadn't been so ...out there? Like if I had seen him at his computer jacking off...yes, but hanging out the window at me...just a little freaky. The second guy definitely not...he seemed almost sinister about it and that just kind of made me feel like given the opportunity he would have raped me while I cried or something. But since nothing like that DID happen...I just let it go. = )

[Joshbgosh]

lol I appreciate your honesty. I really don't understand women, I'd figure if you were attracted to the first guy, then it could be fun lol. The second guy however, yeah, that just sounds f***ing disgusting and creepy. I mean sure, I've done that before, but reading about it sounds wrong...lol, jk, obviously I've never done that. Yeah, probably better to just let it go.

[Asker]

LOL I'm totally going to believe you've done that now. I guess I am weird about the first guy...idk it sort of was a sexual game all along, but exposing himself out the window in front of my entire building just seemed like too much. lol If he had seen me in person and we were talking alone and he put MY hand on his d*** or something like that...we probably would have hooked up, but hanging out the window was just too weird/open for me at the time lol

[Joshbgosh]

lol f***...if I did it, I would just admit it lol. lol wtf, the guy put your hand on his d***? wow, did you squeeze it until he fell on the floor and cried? I know a lot of women that would have taken at least one nut away lol.

[Asker]

lol noooo...the hand on the d*** thing didn't actually happen...I'm saying if he had been sexually aggressive like THAT I probably would have hooked up with him...rather than the window exposure method he did use. lol

[Joshbgosh]

LOL wow, I clearly misread that. I apologize. I had some weird thoughts going through my mind, like "Why would she be shocked that he was exposing himself after that event?" lol Ok, I see what you're saying.

[Electric_Boogaloo]

I get them on the Bumpy bus rides :D

[Tommy321]

A change in the wind probably, we get them for no reason. Often sitting down for too long can cause one so long drives are another one.

[FaceInTheCrowd]

When I was 17 I would get random boners ... but this happens to most men that age. There is little or no stimulation ... it's just raging youth. =0

[FaceInTheCrowd]

Update to your update... yes you can all worked up at the scenery, but it can be embarassing if you get caught. Sort of like trying to smuggle a gun into church =0

[FaceInTheCrowd]

"Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in"

[Electric_Boogaloo]

Today I got a Boner because two pretty girls started running near me. :(

[BigGuy8]

A hug, a kiss, slow dancing. A hand accidentally grazing my fly. I'm pretty sure I even got hard from a warm gust of wind I could feel through my pants one time.

[taster]

about every time a girl tells me she has to pee...(:(:(:

[Love2Ball]

Idk but morning wood pisses me off every morning..

[Anonymous]

I start popping wood in stores sometimes but only if the girl is super hot and wearing very tight and/or revealing clothes. I can usually stop myself from getting a full boner by looking away and thinking of something else and that saves me any public embarrassment. The most innocent thing I ever got a boner over was this girl I really liked. I was going to give her a ride home and she was only in my car for a minute and was talking to me and I got a boner lol. It was weird because I wasn't even thinking about sex but just being alone with her talking made it happen and I couldn't stop it lol.

[Anonymous]

Slow dancing and kissing. Even just cuddling :-(

[Anonymous]

After my college class (at local high school, at night) me and this girl were walking across the courtyard talking about the class (we were the only ones around) and I got a massive one. She was cute and had a summer dress on with ankle socks and wedges.

[Opinion Owner]

@update: depends on what the girl is doing and/or wearing.

[Opinion Owner]

Is mine weird?

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks then. I was just embarrased about it at the time. I don't think she noticed and if she did she never said anything or reacted in a way I would have noticed. It's just all we were doing was talking, but then again no girl ever wants to talk to me.

[Opinion Owner]

What do you think of mine?

[Asker]

Lol ... Well you're a seems extremely normal. My ex would get bonkers while we were walking and he'd end up walking funny just to conceal it... So you're def in normal territory.

[Opinion Owner]

What would you think if you were that girl and you noticed it?

[Asker]

LOL...omg so I wrote my last response from my phone and I never realized that so much had been auto corrected...dang! Sorry lol Anyways I would simply think "wow...this guy reallly likes me!" I mean that's what I always thought about my ex's. The only girl who would be put off by that is a little girl who is not confident in her sexuality and/or very young. At 19/20 I might have been nervous...at 23 I'd be like...let's go somewhere private. LOL jk...only slightly.

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks, that made me feel better about it.

[Anonymous]

A girl I had a crush on giggling. she had a cute giggle and I was in one of those moods..full on bone zone. luckiy we were all sitting down at the time

[Opinion Owner]

@update: yes. it's not only that she's attractive, I'll be picturing in my head her stripped down and flat on her back, legs spread on my bed waiting for me. I don't even have to know her as long as she's a cutie