Answer these perverted questions

[sarcasticbella]

1- name a body part that you have never licked. 2- strangest object you have ever used to masturbate with? 3- least favorite sex position? 4- would you rather have sex with a midget or a giant? 5- picture the most unattractive repulsive person you can think of, if you two were the last people on earth, can we count on you to repopulate the world?

[northwestree]

1- name a body part that you have never licked.

Top of the head. Too hairy to lick.

2- strangest object you have ever used to masturbate with?

As a guy, not so into objects for this, mostly a manual propositon

3- least favorite sex position?

Spoons, sidelying with guy behind girl. Not bad, but least favorite.

4- would you rather have sex with a midget or a giant?

The midget will likely be tighter than a giant, and I find tighter more pleasant. Both would be odd.

5- picture the most unattractive repulsive person you can think of, if you two were the last people on earth, can we count on you to repopulate the world?

Interesting question. It is easy to make a case for humans as highly destructive parasites on the earth. The world might well be a better place without us. On the other hand human consciousness has amazingly beautiful potential.

[sarcasticbella]

good answer for #5

[ImaginaryReality]

1) Anything that isn't on my own body.

2) N/A, actually. I've never experimented much!

3) Wouldn't know...

4) Giant. I'm 6'4", so a midget would be REALLY small from my viewpoint! lol

5) Sure, if necessary for the survival of humankind. But wouldn't that make our grandchildren the product of incest?

[sarcasticbella]

5. yea, that would be pretty wrong. Its a hypothetical.

[baby_squirrel]

1. I have never licked an anus and never will!

2. Nothing really strange but I guess not so usual would be the water jet in a hot tub.

3. Least favorite sex position would be on my side with a guy f***ing me from behind... Not enough or very good penetration this way.

4. I would rather have sex with a giant... I like them BIG!

5. No!... I can always masturbate!

Btw... I want a spaghetti masturbater!... Please! ... Actually, how would one go about masturbating spaghetti?... LOL! ;)

[baby_squirrel]

1. Anus

2. Sybian

3. I like them all!

4. Either

5. Oh yes! Definitely! I have to have sex no matter what!

[Swimmerdude1994]

You own a Sybian?

[baby_squirrel]

No... But I have used someone elses... Btw... I forgot that I had answered this before and I noticed how interesting my perspective on the questions and my answers are... I could see either set of answers applying to me except #5 ... I go with masturbation over repulsive sex anytime... lol ;)

[Swimmerdude1994]

Nice lol. I have to admit your answers are very interesting. XD I have to admit I'd take masturbation over repulsive sex too. XD :)

[Swimmerdude1994]

What did you think of the sybian?

[baby_squirrel]

The Sybian was AMAZING! ;) ... The best orgasms I have ever had from any "sex toy!"... ;)

[Swimmerdude1994]

Omg wow. I've seen some videos online about it and they said it was amazing. XD This give me an idea XD. :) having my girlfriend take a ride on it. XD :) I bet she will love it too. What other toys have you tried? I've only tried a vibrating **** ring by lelo, it's works well. XD now my girlfriend wants one and I'm not sure what kind to start out with. Any suggestions?

[baby_squirrel]

If you can afford it, get her a sybian... She will love you for it! I also have a rabbit vibrator... She won't need anything else if she has a rabbit! ;) ... I also have a very large 10" black realisticd***shaped dildo that I love to f*** too but the rabbit ears on the vibrator give the best clitoral orgasms for me... I could really do without anything else... Except a Sybian!...lol ;)

[Swimmerdude1994]

Ok. Cool. :) how much were you rabbit vibrators? How thick are they? How loud are they when there turned on? She wants one that is on the quiet side. How much is a sybian? Also do you use KIK messenger? If you do great. I'm wondering because I won't have access to a computer for the next few weeks since I'll be on a trip. I'll message you my kik messenger name.

[Anonymous]

Feet

Electric Toothbrush

69

A Giant Female

No, Don't count on it

[sarcasticbella]

youd rather have sex with a giant woman? that's a bit intimidating.

[Opinion Owner]

Just the thought of a a Giant Guy is Painful, and A Midget Guy would be... just too tooo weird. But with a Giant Woman.. I think I can get some pleasure out of that :)

[sarcasticbella]

lol yea I could see how that might work out

[baby_squirrel]

Can I join you... Sounds like fun! ;) I'll take a giant woman with an electric toothbrush who is not repulsive... You wouldn't have to worry about 69... That just wouldn't be possible with a giant woman but maybe her electric toothbrush could reach... lol ;)

[Couter]

1 - A butt

2 - Nothing exiting here sorry

3 - That one where the girl's on top and is thrusting forward and backwards, not up and down, it's not a stick shift, they don't go that way.

4 - How giant are we talking, like, just a very tall girl? 6'8, cause that could be pretty awesome.

5 - I don't think I've ever found anyone to be repulsive. Assuming they are healthy (in terms of not having a serious condition that would be passed down to the child), I believe I would

[baliguy11]

1-ass hole

2-no object, I am a guy remember

3-missionary with an uninterested partner

4-giant, big girl can hurt ya so good.

5-shoot me up with juice, add vitamin V, a bit of alcohol, and for the good of the species, you can count on me.

[Amillia1981]

High five on the first part cause its nasty :)

[baliguy11]

I do not follow...

[taster]

She is congratulating you for having never licked an a$$hole...

[sarcasticbella]

lol

[armyguy176]

1 dumb question, va-gag

2 um, toilet paper?

3 missionary

4 giant

5 yeah, but I wouldn't have sex with them, it would have to be an invitro thing.

[sovetskii13]

1. All of them

2. None

3. Don't know

4. Giant

5. No.

[taster]

PMSL ! There is DEFINITELY hope for you..<3<3<3=D

1) No body part I have never licked

2) No such animal..in my case

3) Uh..idk.anything where I have to exert

4) ? not sure..how to answer this?

5) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[sarcasticbella]

=D awesome...and really, you've left no body part un licked? Armpits, knee, elbow, nose, eyelid, there's gotta be one

[taster]

lol..I should tell you that I was a pioneer..but the truth is..females taught me almost everything thing that I know...eh...yes a lot of females that I cannot abide...but I really like my females...(:(:(:

[Amillia1981]

You forgot something on the first part. "The ass" lol

[taster]

Excuse ME? Ass is one thing that no one taught me anything about? And..they probably...never will? Gonna help me with cunnilingus & urolagnia?...<3<3<3=D

[taster]

LOL! You funny..but you a good sport...eh..friend of mine..whatever you think of me...o.O

[ConcernedMale]

1- armpit

2- makeshift fleshlite

3- missonary

4- giant man aw yeah

5-cant do that, too mean

[sarcasticbella]

2- creative...what did you use to make it?

[ConcernedMale]

To be honest a "friend" made it, it was a small can with something called "inflatable gel" with warm water inside, it actually felt good, to bad it burned with my house ;_;

[sarcasticbella]

you can probably remake one, it sucks more that your house burned =( sorry

[ThatBritishLad]

1) Most parts (I'm not very flexible! :<)

2) :/

3) Dirty Sanchez?

4) Giant: We'd match :D

5) I'm already sterile, so don't bet on it :P

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

1. Toe.

2. Pillow?

3. Dnooo, picking her up while she's facing away in the shower? That sounds poo.

4. I'd rather have sex with their adult child.

5. That wouldn't work, you need something like at least 1000's of people to do it.

[sarcasticbella]

5. its worth a try, you could make a nice little community

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

They'd all die of genetic diseases. Scientifically it can't be done.

[sarcasticbella]

I read an article about that on adam and eve, makes sense...but wouldn't you want to have a few kids anyway just so you wouldn't have to be alone with this hideous person for the rest of your life lol

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

Lol, I may have sex with them anyway.

[sarcasticbella]

lol you only live once

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

Shut up.

[sarcasticbella]

no

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

You only live once is a stupid way to justify anything.

[sarcasticbella]

yes, but not in the case of having sex with a beastly looking woman at the end of the world

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

But what now?

[sarcasticbella]

thats what you agreed to

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

Not because I only live once.

[sarcasticbella]

why then, plain old boredom and sexual desire? fine, you win. Goodbye unfunny bunny!

[Bunny_isnt_funny]

Sex is good.

[Anonymous]

1. Anus.

2. Ribbed urethral sound (no pain or blood but a mother load of semen.

3. Cowgirl.

4. Normal (not pituitary) tall or tiny yes. Prefer tiny like Thai-Nee.

5. No because all genetic variation is gone.

[Opinion Owner]

Oops misread question 3. My answer is doggie.

[Anonymous]

1. Pussy/Ass hole

2. Dog Toy

3. Missionary

4. Giant

5. No! The world Can die, I'm not repopulating the world...Sorry dieing people...

[sarcasticbella]

lol @ 5, you failed us!

[baby_squirrel]

LOL! ... Dog Toy?... hahaha! You don't like to lick p****?... I love it! ;)

[Anonymous]

1: Butthole

2: A ziplock bag full of spaghetti (DONT JUDGE ME)

3: Piledriver

4: Giant

5: No, since after about 15 generations MAX, all offspring would be stillborn :(

[sarcasticbella]

lol that's gold, I have so many questions for you...did you come in the spaghetti? did anyone eat the spaghetti afterwards? what position is piledriver? and are you serious about the stillborn baby thing?

[Amillia1981]

I'm curious too about the spaghetti thing and what a piledriver is lol.

[sarcasticbella]

I also wanna know if it was warm, if he cut a hole in it or if he just opened the bag and put his stuff in there(wouldn't that be loose and feel like nothing) and why was the spaghetti in a zip lock bag when it should be in a container, did he deliberately put it in the bag just for pleasure. lol I'm getting too involved here but this is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. This guy is awesome for his weirdness.

[Couter]

It's actually possible for 2 people to create a sustained population, it requires planning and luck when it comes to gender ratio's and what genese are passed on to what kids, but it's entirely possible. If two people were to have two children, and those two children have 2 children, and so on, then you are correct, the recessive genetic diseases will eventually be inbred. But If a couple had 7 or 8 male children, and 7 or 8 female children, and it carried on in this way, it's possible.

[ConcernedMale]

The DONT JUDGE ME made me laugh for a good ten minuetes

[sarcasticbella]

lol me too, this will never cease to be hilarious... and couter, thanks for the knowledge. Just when I thought I had another premise to disprove the adam and eve story, you come along

[jackflynn7]

2. Lol 5. True.

[Opinion Owner]

You could technically regenerate the population, but after 15 generations maximum, (assuming That we force the children to have children at 18 which is a little bit old, just to be safe) that is 270 years max. Even if each child has 8 males and females, it would still end. I just decided to F**k spaghetti one day. I don't know why it was in a plastic bag, but I went at it. I did come in the spaghetti, my troll friend figured out what I did, and she threatened to eat it.

[Opinion Owner]

The pile driver is a position made up by locals, that involves a go-kart, a surf board strapped to the go kart, and a jack hammer (optional). That is all I can explain because getting into the position itself is a 16 step process.

[sarcasticbella]

lol you sir are hilarious

[Opinion Owner]

I'm not trying to be funny though :(

[sarcasticbella]

oh, are you serious about that pile driver position, I thought you were pulling my leg.

[Opinion Owner]

Dead serious :l

[sarcasticbella]

your interesting, id love to pick your brain

[Opinion Owner]

Too late. That's step 9 in the piledriver.

[sarcasticbella]

lol

[Anonymous]

1-The booty lol

2-lol a towel, I kinda wrapped it around and moved it upo and down, it was pretty weird lol

3-missionary

4-lol giant 4sho ha as long as she has sexy longlegs :p

5-ha sure, as long as she puts a paper bag over her head, weel be fine :p