Girls, how many blow jobs in life have you given

Question

Girls, only, estimate how many blow jobs you have given in your life. To make it easier.

(1)What age did you start giving blow jobs?

(a)In the average week how many blow jobs do you give?

(b)Your age now?

(c)Take (1) minus (b) equals (how many years you've been giving blow jobs.

Take (c) times(a) equals how many blow jobs you've given in life.

Answer 1

EyeAmNiceGirl | 68 opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Xper 6

The OP demonstrates the stereotype -- she can't do logical math. Stop giving us girls a bad image.

To answer the question, my first one I was 15, I'm not in my early 30's. Blowjobs were just a normal part of dating, and while not typically on the first date, they were pretty routine with a steady boyfriend or even someone who wasn't quite boyfriend status but we were going out regularly. And obviously, there were times that blowjobs didn't happen very much because i wasn't dating anyone regularly, but since I've have 15+ years to do these things, its easily over a 1000 blowjobs (67 times a year for 15 years would make 1000)

Answer 2

crookthings | 928 opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Yoda

Haha well the equation isn't that simple for me but I did do some calculating...

Relationship #1: sexually active for a year, not many blowjobs though, because back then I didn't enjoy them. 52 weeks @ one every three weeks: 17 blowjobs.

Relationship #2: nada, though I wanted to

Relationship #3: sexually active for 4 months, but we only saw each other once a week, so... about 15 blowjobs

Relationship #4: long distance, but when he visits, it's like one a day. I'm going to estimate 50.

17 + 15 + 50 =

82 :P

Answer 3

Twilight_Starstorm

Xper 6

(1) 18ish

(a) 0.5

(b) 20ish

(c) 18-20 = -2

-2 x 0.5 = -1. Sorry, you suck at math :P

Should be b - (1) = number of years, then, number of years x 52 x weekly average or a.

b - (1) = num of yrs

20 - 18 = 2

Then

num of years x 52 x a = estimate of number of blow jobs given.

2 x 52 x 0.5 = 52

All to the same guy.

Twilight_Starstorm

+1 y
In simpler terms:

number of whole years giving blow jobs x 52 x average number of blowjobs given per week = estimate of total number of blow jobs given.

Answer 4

Twilight_Starstorm

In simpler terms:

number of whole years giving blow jobs x 52 x average number of blowjobs given per week = estimate of total number of blow jobs given.

Answer 5

adamcdavis | 71 opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Xper 7

you need to make it clear that these are continuous variables not discrete and also that years must be expressed in terms of weeks in a year because if you do C*A then that is wrong since a is expressed in terms of weeks but c is based on years. You're on the right track though.

Answer 6

ryanontario | 1K opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Guru

what about the numbers guys have got ? fom the girls in there life . to be honest I'm not sure a lot of girls are going to be interested in answering this question

Answer 7

teasegirl

Guru

8. By the way are you taking a stats class lmao but your method is wrong cause what if years are zero? If I started this year then zero is the answer and everyone knows zero times whatever number is 0 and I'm sure I could tell if I have had penis in my mouth.

adamcdavis

+1 y
you assume years are expressed as a discrete variable. Now of course the question asker didn't make it clear either :D

Answer 8

adamcdavis

you assume years are expressed as a discrete variable. Now of course the question asker didn't make it clear either :D

Answer 9

Avarra

Xper 1

My first I was 14, in the average week I give 3 (I'm going average on the number because sometimes more). I am 23 now. I have never been in a relationship and don't plan on ever being in one, I don't believe in them because someone always gets hurt. So friends, guys I've met, and random guys I've given blow jobs to. So the average of 3 per week, for 52 weeks (in a year) times 9 years is 1,404. I know it's far more than that because of the "average times in a week" number. If I go out with a guy it's normal for me to suck him off at the end of the date. Then the random guys at bars and one-night stands, frat parties, spring break, and so on, and yes I swallowed!

Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
You claim you casual take 3 dicks a week since you're 14 with random guys? What absolute human trash. I wish I could strangle you and watch the life leave your eyes. You make me sick and I hope you and your scummy guys all die and their filthy dicks rot and fall off

Answer 10

Ihateyoursociety

You claim you casual take 3 dicks a week since you're 14 with random guys? What absolute human trash. I wish I could strangle you and watch the life leave your eyes. You make me sick and I hope you and your scummy guys all die and their filthy dicks rot and fall off

Answer 11

IronLady6354

Xper 7

I gave my first Bj at 17, I give my boyfriend about 3-6 a week, I’m 42 now. You can do the rest of the math. Haha

Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
You make me fucking sick and I hope someone slugs you and breaks your jaw

Answer 12

Ihateyoursociety

You make me fucking sick and I hope someone slugs you and breaks your jaw

Answer 13

Prettygurl12 | 2K opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Master

Holly crap...this mathematical sequence you have concocted is crazy...I don't think it makes it any easier to figure it out. Makes it harder. Sheesh. To answer your question: Zero.

CuriousEddie

+1 y
BA

Answer 14

CuriousEddie

BA

Answer 15

SoCalRon

Xper 1

No fair. You didn’t estimate how many you have given!

Answer 16

Crimson_Petal | 536 opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Xper 7

A lot. I suppose I'd be at least on the 200 range. All to one guy. But that ended a while ago. I like giving blowjobs.

Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
Disgusting cunt

Answer 17

Ihateyoursociety

Disgusting cunt

Answer 18

Bev666

Xper 1

Been sucking cock since I was 14. I'm 59 now, average about 3 blowjobs a week, so that puts me at about 7000. Needless to say I live cock.

Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
I hope someone stabs you in your rotten guts

Answer 19

Ihateyoursociety

I hope someone stabs you in your rotten guts

Answer 20

Married-in-PA | 715 opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Yoda

Yes, but you forgot to ask the most important question: if the girls swallowed or not.

Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
You're a fcking disgusting degenerate

Answer 21

Ihateyoursociety

You're a fcking disgusting degenerate

Answer 22

Paullus | 175 opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Xper 7

Lets open the Excel sheet, seems like we need to keep track

Answer 23

Anonymous

Im 14 but I've had 2 but by the same girl so does that count

Answer 24

ROTFLMFAO

Xper 3

they need to find some bookkeeping or accounting software.

Answer 25

kheserthorpe

Master

I think these answers will make me cry.

Answer 26

BiBabyGurl

Xper 3

I was 13 when I gave my first blow job and loved it right from the start. average week, 3. I'm 16 now so, 3*52*3 = 468.

Is that a lot?

Mikeyboyb

+1 y
Your a good girl around 500 is not bad at all for your age u will find out that a good blowjob is very powerful especially if u are good looking my wife was offered a brand new company car with insurance and gas card from work if she agreed to blow her boss at work when he needs it. So now she has a new car and when the big boss comes from Texas she sleeps with him overnight at the hotel for $500 and he covers all expenses what do u think
Poormanscomedian

+1 y
@Mikeyboyb I think you are fool of crap, if not that sounds like illegal work place jinks
stacyq

+1 y
wanna come make me 469
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Softone

11 mo
You can give me a blow job.
Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
@Mikeyboyb you make me sick you degenerate
Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
I would send you to your grave you worthless whore

Answer 27

Mikeyboyb

Your a good girl around 500 is not bad at all for your age u will find out that a good blowjob is very powerful especially if u are good looking my wife was offered a brand new company car with insurance and gas card from work if she agreed to blow her boss at work when he needs it. So now she has a new car and when the big boss comes from Texas she sleeps with him overnight at the hotel for $500 and he covers all expenses what do u think

Answer 28

Poormanscomedian

@Mikeyboyb I think you are fool of crap, if not that sounds like illegal work place jinks

Answer 29

stacyq

wanna come make me 469

Answer 30

Softone

You can give me a blow job.

Answer 31

Ihateyoursociety

@Mikeyboyb you make me sick you degenerate

Answer 32

Ihateyoursociety

I would send you to your grave you worthless whore

Answer 33

scnbabe89 | 1.8K opinions shared on Sexual Health topic.

Yoda

19, Maybe a couple a year, Now I am 23.

Answer 34

Focus08

Xper 5

This should be interesting :)

Answer 35

SarahClarke

Xper 4

20+ easily

Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
Fucking whore I hope you rot

Answer 36

Ihateyoursociety

Fucking whore I hope you rot

Answer 37

Flower-petal

Yoda

Started at 19, am 47 now, gave about 20

likeleggings

+1 y
U like giving them
Poormanscomedian

+1 y
@likeleggings Apparently not, only 20 in 28 years

Answer 38

likeleggings

U like giving them

Answer 39

Poormanscomedian

@likeleggings Apparently not, only 20 in 28 years

Answer 40

LexiPie

Xper 6

20-14=6*52=312*2=624

Mikeyboyb

+1 y
Lexi your a good girl over 600 Is really not bad so you enjoy giving blowjobs my question is between how many guys a blowjob is very relaxing and it's a nice way to say thanks for taking me out. Or it's also a good way to make extra money if u have guy friends that u know.
likeleggings

+1 y
U any good
Ihateyoursociety

6 mo
What thefucks wrong with you you stupid bitch? Go and jump in a wood chipper

Answer 41

Mikeyboyb

Lexi your a good girl over 600 Is really not bad so you enjoy giving blowjobs my question is between how many guys a blowjob is very relaxing and it's a nice way to say thanks for taking me out. Or it's also a good way to make extra money if u have guy friends that u know.