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Most embarrassing sex story?

My boyfriend and I decided to take a visit to his parents abandoned house to get a little alone time with one another. Although the house was locked, we decided to make the best out of the situation by having a steamy make out session on the side of the house. We both were getting pretty turned on, but because we were outside we decided that our best option was to try doggy style sex. As I bent over to let him enter me, the side-gate next to us startle to rattle as somebody was trying to come through it. We both pulled our pants up fast only to come face to face with the realtor who obviously knew what we were doing. All I can say is we got out of there fast...worst part was the realtor called my boyfriends mom to tell her what had happened. Awkward! Lol anyone else have an embarrassing story?
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Most Helpful Girls

  • I'm not really all that sexually experienced. So I don't have that many embarrassing sex stories.

    But once, when me and my boyfriend first started dating, we were looking for a good, private place to make out. I didn't live by myself at the time, and neither did he. So it was sort of a pain. Well, we went down this old dirt road, and found a spot we thought was really private, with no houses around. But little did we know, there was a house just on the other side of the bushes that we were making out in front of.

    This little old couple lived there, and they were super freaked out about a random car parking in front of their house and just sitting there with the lights off, lol. So they called the cops. Not one, but TWO police cars showed up. The cop just told us were weren't allowed to do that in public, and sent us on our way...

    We weren't having sex, but it was still pretty embarassing.

  • We were hiking and were in a secluded area of the national park. It was a Tuesday and we had not seen anyone all morning. We stopped for a break at an old picnic table. Things got hot and frisky. I ended up laid back on the picnic table naked except for my hiking boots. My Boyfriend was the same with his shorts down around his ankles. We were going at it nicely. He was holding my legs apart and thrusting into me, just about to orgasm when I turned my head over and saw a young couple walking by.. They hesitated for a moment, smiled real big and continued on. It all happened so fast I could not react and stop my BF. About that time he finished. I told him and we were both so embarrassed. We cleaned me up, dressed real quick and hiked on. Thankfully, we did not run into the couple on the trail. That would have been terrible.

  • Probably the worst was when my boyfriend and I decided to go for a 69 in the back of his van. Bad part was, we were simply in the center of a very, very large parkinglot.

    We don't normally "rock the boat" much, but in that position, it apparently moved the van more than usual. Two young men walk up next to the van to get into their car parked next to ours, and the van actually bumped him in the shoulder! Haha. They then proceeded to try and look through the smoked windows to see if anyone was inside. Try explaining that one.

    • lol that's a good one

Most Helpful Guys

  • A girl that I dated at the time and myself were having sex the night her mother was staying with us for the weekend. I was naked and on top riding her and she was wearing a lingerie top with no panties. When I hit my peak I pulled out of her and I wound up cumming all over her lingerie top that she was wearing. When I was done my girlfriend took it off and threw it in the laundry basket next to the basement door and we went to sleep and she said she would do all the laundry in the morning. The next morning after we had got up my girlfriend at the time went to do the laundry and noticed the basket was gone. She told me about it and we just stood there embarrassed. Her mother saw us and without missing a beat said to us that she got up early and decided to do the laundry for us and that we should be more careful with spills but not to worry she got all the stains out.

  • Mines pretty disgusting. my ex girlfriend used to love anal (you know where this is going) and one night we went out drinking. When we got home she was drunk and horny but I was just tired so I turned the lights out and she got me hard and went at it.

    After a while I smelt a bit of s**t so I turned the lights on and me, her, the blanket and the sheets were covered in s**t. To make matters worse my parents were asleep in the other room and it was 3am. I had to strip the bed and blag to my mom that I was sick and she shouldn't check the sheets, just put them straight in the wash

    • Diarrhea sex. 😎

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I was giving my boyfriend head when his grandparents decided it was a good time for an unannounced visit. They didn't see anything thank god, but we definitely were rushed into pulling up pants.

  • Me, my Welsh lady and a tube of Bonjela gum ointment... She has since moved to Geneva :/

  • Was the realtor a woman, by chance? For some reason I find it hard to believe a guy would sell you out like that! Great story.

  • It was a warm, humid rainy day last year. I decided to take the train to my flat in another city where I go to uni. Like I said, it was warm and rainy so I decided to wear my grey shorts (and no panties) and opted for my bright yellow hunter boots... got on the train and after about 20 minutes my feet got really hot even without wearing any socks so I tried pulling my boots of, but the rubber couldn't move... after wrestling for about 10 minutes I managed to get them off and suddenly I could feel a breeze "down there" :( what happened is when I was wrestling with my boots, the pant leg somehow got loose exposing half of my vagina ( thank god the train was almost empty)... covered it up, and decided to pull the hunters back on, better to have hot feet than risking on exposing my private parts again when pulling them on...

  • I was having sex with my then girlfriend at her apartment. It was night and we decided to leave the lights on. She rode on top for a while, then we switched to missionary. Nothing out of the ordinary. Then I pulled out and finished on her stomach like I always did. We heard laughing and footsteps outside the window right away. We had left the shade up and because we couldn't see out, we assumed no one could see in! We had an audience and to this day I don't know who it was.

  • gin

  • no clu

  • i was drunk when I lost the V. vigorous rocking movement made the drinks come back up...

    she was cool about it so I think I still did a good job before the abrupt ending :]

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