What's the worst sex you've ever had?

[Anonymous]

or the worst sexual experience? question needs to be longer so ignore this

[Anonymous]

WHen I was 17 I hooked up with this guy. He was a good friend and we'd had a bit too much to drink. Well when I was on top, we both must have moved in the wrong way and he bust an artery or something. He bled heaps, but didn't want me to take him to the hospital. The next morning he was laying in a pool of his own blood and I took him to the emergency room despite his complaints.

Turned out he'd lost 1/3 of his blood, and had to have the artery burnt shut. It scared me off sex, and I didn't sleep with anyone for over 2 years.

[Asker]

holy sh*t

[cavmanier]

That happens, fractured penis.

[Opinion Owner]

Yup, f*cking traumatising

[katiesmuff]

Hooked up with a guy I didn't know all that well and he turned out to be one of those "all about me" type guys! Wanted sucked off, but didn't want to go down on my pussie, then wanted to f*ck me, but when he refused to eat me I got up dressed and left.

[Anonymous]

Lol! Okay this guy was military and almost like he hadn't had any before or it had been a long time. His kissing was sloppy and he CAME IN HIS PANTS when I was grinding on him even before foreplay.

[Asker]

lol he probably hadn't gotten any in a while

[Opinion Owner]

It was awkward and short and we were stuck out there then he wanted to cuddle

[Asker]

where were you? I feel like I've been through the same exact thing but he didn't come that fast lol

[Opinion Owner]

Southern California hahah

[ladsin]

this girl tried to out drink me in a shot competition (and she's a little ol thing and I'm a heavy weight) so she had way to much to drink but I was drunk too so I didn't really notice it, but when we were f***ing I realized that she was just sitting there and I was getting pissed because I was doing ALL THE WORK! and then next thing I know she throws up everywhere, so I run throughout my friends house with condom still on my d*** butt neked, and then went back to roll her over

[Asker]

lmao that's hialarious

[ladsin]

it sucked I was all turned up and all I could do was put my pants back on and go out and smoke some cigs and drink some more whiskey, I didn't even get my nut off.

[xHoneyxBeex]

Lol you just got up and ran away? That's hilarious! haha

[ladsin]

yeah I freaked out! I didn't know what to do so I ran, and I ran right by the party that was still going on, 10 guys and girls saw me running but naked through the house lol they were just like "the f***?"

[Anonymous]

I was having sex with this girl I had been casually hanging out with and, we were doing doggy and we ate at taco bell previously to that and she sh*t all over my stomach and d*** and it was that spraying kind of human centipede kind of thing.. it was so nasty I almost throw up, it smelled like rotten apples.

[Asker]

oh my god..poor girl lol what happened after?

[Opinion Owner]

Poor girl?!?!?! I got sh*t all over me.. I took a shower after I kicked her out

[DandelionGirl]

lol wow... sorry dude that's just hilarious.

[Opinion Owner]

I honestly think she purposely did it.

[Asker]

poor girl b.c maybe she couldn't control it...I would have been so embarassed

[Opinion Owner]

She was laughing at me

[Asker]

oh then I would have slapped the bitch or rubbed my poop covered self all over her

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah I would have forgave her if she wasn't laughing meanly and pointing at my stomach and all that, she's lucky I'm not the type to ever put my hands on a woman like that, because I'm sure a lot of men would have.

[Asker]

You should have said something, called her a bitch b.c that's what it sounds like she was being.

[Opinion Owner]

I just couldn't believe that it happened, I mean she isn't a nasty looking girl she's actually very attractive well was before she used the restroom all over me I just would have never expected her to have done anything like that. I just yelled at her to leave right now. She is a bitch, and has taken advantage of me before previously to this.

[swiftsaver602]

damn is this for real?

[Opinion Owner]

Unfortunately, she has some problems.

[Anonymous]

A girl who's like a starfish just staring at the ceiling.

[Anonymous]

it was with this girl who was passed out. it was like f*cking a corpse.

[Asker]

ew why'd you keep doing it?

[Opinion Owner]

cuz I'm a necrophiliac. or at least I thought I was.

[Asker]

that's disgusting

[Anonymous]

This guy that would finish really fast and then couodnt continue we waited and it still happened, I never had a good time

[Anonymous]

I liked the sex with my ex but I bet he's saying I'm the worst sex he has ever had because I was a virgin and had no idea what I was doing. I just think I'm bad at sex in general.

[Anonymous]

It was when I was drunk in cancun this guy tried to kiss him but I wouldn't let him but then he kissed me and tried to get control but he sucked st it and he was sloppy even thiug I was the one who was drunk

[Anonymous]

She was on top and literally just sat on me and didn't move! OMGG I pushed her off and and did her quick from behind and left

[Asker]

lol she just sat and stared? Maybe she wanted you to f*** her like that and would have rode you after?

[Opinion Owner]

LOL! I was..well after like 5mins of her just f*cking sitting I was and she still was just sitting! I don't know what the f*** was up with her. Super hot but sh*t at sex

[Asker]

most hot girls think they don't have to do anything

[Opinion Owner]

I knoo lol I bet you would have been Great! ;D

[Asker]

lol of course

[Opinion Owner]

We should be friends! We can talk more ;)

[Anonymous]

with my best friend... she is marriead... and we both little drunk... we didn't kiss or suck... I still don't know how we did..