I keep jizzing in my pants (serious)

[Anonymous]

I am sure you are all aware of that hilarious Lonely Island song 'Jizzed in my pants', however for me this is a reality and a serious issue. I am a guy in his early twenties who is also a virgin, having gotten rid of my 'supervirgin' status not too long ago. However I have had very limited contact with girls and if anything does happen, the fire hose will start having valve issues. For example: 1) Went to a club (a very rare occurrence for me, I almost never do this) and a hot girl did some grinding on me for about 20 seconds. Jizzed in my pants. 2) End of final exam at uni, hugged a female friend and when I lifted her up slightly, I kind of felt how her legs started wrapping around me but then pulled back. Mind thought of sex and yes, jizzed in my pants. 3) Was hanging with some friends outside a bar with tons of drunk people around. This one really drunk girl came and hung out with us, she hugged me and put her legs around me, totally jizzed in my pants. 4) Started dating recently, have been on several dates and have jizzed in my pants every time, despite giving the trouser snake a fair beating earlier in the day, in fact two beatings on most occasions but there's still enough left in the tank for subsequent eruptions. Its not a serious problem in terms of the quantity of fluids released (those are usually quite small) but it is persistent i.e happens every time that I am even remotely close with a girl. Does anyone know how one can combat this issue?

[Anonymous]

Wow. So you're a SERIOUSLY pre-mature ejaculator. Two ways this could be a problem: Firstly if people notice or it's really obvious that you just jizzed. In the instances above did anyone notice? It sounds like no. Though presumably the girls at least noticed you were hard, no? That actually brings me to another question: are you ejaculating through a hard d!ck, and if so, are you always hard or do you go from soft to hard to ejaculating in 20 seconds? For instance when a girl randomly hugs you, are you going from soft to hard and then blowing all within 20 secs?

Second problem, of course, is if you're firing off now, imagine how much worse this will get when you're with a girl and the two of you actually WANT to play with each other. So how quickly do you re-load? And how fast do you shoot the second, third, fourth and fifth times?

[Asker]

No, people haven't noticed that I do this as it is quite subtle and the quantities are small. Haven't really paid attention to whether I was hard or soft during the burst or the time it took for things to go that far (if I'm on a date with a girl, I'm with her for hours and I don't really notice at what point it happened). I am afraid that my first sex (or even first few times) won't be spectacular, at least not from the girl's point of view.

[Opinion Owner]

Given that you say the quantities are small, are you sure you're acutally cumming? It could just be that you have some precum going. You should pay attention to whether you're hard or not. My guess is you're not going from soft to hard to cumming iin 20 seconds, though you could go from hard to cumming that fast. How's the dating? Have you done any serious making out? Do you have this problem then?

[Asker]

Yeah, its just precum, not the motherload. I will try and see how and when it happens the next time, though usually its rather subtle and somewhat sneaks up on me. Haven't done any serious making out, so far its been more casual but things are starting to heat up with each consecutive date.

[Opinion Owner]

Don't worry about it then. You're not jizzing in your pants. You're just popping wood and oozing precum. Keep things heating up with the girl. And don't worry about sex right away. First focus on seriously turning her on with the making out. The focus on getting some clothes off and turning up the heat some more. You should be speding a fair bit of time on hand jobs and oral long before you do full sex, so you'll have time to get used to it, and she'll get used to your d!ck.

[TheGoodTheBadTheHOT]

Im not sure but try 'edging' when you masturbate. In practice this increases stamina so I suppose it may help your issue

(Edging is going to the brink of climax and then stopping, waiting a few minutes and going again. Rinse and repeat. Don't overdo it and finish after 5 times maximum, to start off at least)

[renogaza]

you must either have a very very dirty mind, or your have some kind of condition, you should check it with a doctor when you can..

i have heard of guys that because of either hormones or pervertedness end up having drops of precum in their shorts usually between ages 13-27 (guys who don't believe this should stare at their brief stains for a few minutes) this is even if weird and gross fairly normal as far as I can see, but if you have a full blown cream from that then theirs something really wrong with you honestly

(you should try tying a ribbon at the base of your dck tightly so it doesn't shoot, lol jk :P)

sidetopic: wtf is "super virgin" status O_o ?

[renogaza]

im actually trying my best to be serious so yeah..

[Asker]

Thanks for the answer. Super virgin is never kissed and dated, now have done that and am doing it on a regular basis. There is no full blown cream but just small amounts of fluid.

[renogaza]

oh then your perfectly normal :) try doing kegels, that might help you control it, other than that maybe see a doctor.. but I don't think its necessary now

[renogaza]

where I'm from "supervirgin" status doesn't exist lol, good luck with that :>

[Bethany94]

As a girl, I would just take it as a compliment and look at this as a good thing. If you can get hard again it shouldn't be a problem because the second time you can last longer.

[deannarose]

i think is pretty rare for most guys, but I think once you start getting more sexual experience, it'll stop happening so much.

[drjohno]

Sounds like a severe level of anxiety. Does it normally take you that short when watching p*rn?

[Asker]

Nope, takes a normal amount when 'working' on it on my own.

[drjohno]

PE most likely with an anxiety disorder origin. Desensitizing yourself to the trigger (anticipation of sex) is how you overcome anxiety. How to achieve this? Well, you've got doctors, drugs, psychotherapy, and sex itself.

[skinandbones]

you will always be a master jizzer. there is no cure!

[abundantlyrich]

lol

[skinandbones]

:)

[Anonymous]

I'm a 24 year old virgin and I've never once jizzed my pants.

[Anonymous]

I don't see anything bad to be concerned about. You're just horny.

[Asker]

Damn right I'm horny! But in all seriousness, this is getting kind of annoying that it happens on every date. I'm just thinking that what if one date ends up in someone's bedroom and when she starts to go south, she finds a nasty surprise waiting for her.

[Opinion Owner]

I'm sure she wouldn't find that surprise nasty. Why don't you get laid or masturbate more often?

[Asker]

I have a regular masturbation schedule to which I keep. And getting laid, well what do you think I have been trying to do all this time?

[Anonymous]

This can't be serious.