Should I hire an escort for my company’s Christmas party?

[Anonymous]

I started work at a new company three months ago. Well, the other day, my boss mentioned that he had already had to start thinking about the office Christmas party, because the company always hires some fancy nightclub or other, etc. Obviously, I pretty much have to go. Of course, he said that we could all bring our significant others. The problem is, I don’t have a significant other. Even though I confidently approach all kinds of women frequently, even though I am successful with an extremely high-paying SALES job, I apparently am unable to ‘SELL’ myself as boyfriend material, date material or sex material. I’ve never had a date or sex or a kiss or a girlfriend or any kind of sexual contact. No girl has ever liked me, as far as I know. Anyway, I’m going to be the odd one out without a significant other, and it’s a small office, so everyone knows everyone else. Let’s face it: people do respect attached people more, and if there’s only one single person, it’s going to be awkward for him. So, IF despite continuing to approach girls, I DON’T have a girlfriend by mid-December, should I hire an escort? By the way, prostitution is legal in my country, though I don’t necessarily plan on having sex with the escort, if I do hire one. She’ll just be there to look pretty for a few hours and to boost my prestige. Money’s not a problem either. Also, in my country, ‘escort’ is a euphemism for ‘prostitute’ (that’s the way I’m using the word ‘escort’ in this question): most will be happy to do sex, or non-sex things (such as escorting to events), or a mixture of sex and non-sex.

[GDBonline]

I think it might be good for your career to bring a female partner to the party because it's easier to be social with a girl on your side. Your colleagues and boss will not remember you as the loser who came alone and sat in the corner, but the friendly guy who brought a nice date.

But the girls has gotta be super nice and you should meet her well before the party to get to know each other and get comfortabel. I'ld go for an high class escort because they are usually smarter, more the girl next door type and more discrete in the way they look. What country are you from? If you're from The Netherlands, where I am right now, there's an high class escortservice called Society Service, which has been in the news a lot. I saw them on television not so long ago and they look reputable.

[Amiratahir]

Well, I think you can do that, but secretly as I believe there not all members in your company will love it. Though most people love it infects one of my friend is like to have fun with escort girl. So most times he goes to escort service provider as japanesecompanions in Dubai.

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

well sometimes buisness men are single because their relationship failed. Hiring an escort seem excessive and its not like it's anyone's buisness that you have never gotten laid

[Asker]

Yeah, I know it's no one else's business, but I have my image to think about.

[Hyped_up_on_coffee]

they would simply assume that you either like the bachelor life or just broke up with someone , seriously their thoughts will not go in depth

[Zapjap]

Idk about you but even if I wasn't saving myself till marriage I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to lose my virginity to a prostitute. I'd rather it be someone I loved.

As far as the status of it I see no problem.

[hannibal214]

why wouldn't you have sex with her later, since you've already paid her it's basically some free puissy

[yaddayaddayadda02]

Uh, no. Don outage. My female friends?

[1inmillion]

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[Joseph69]

If you get an escort for your Christmas party, the question is why? To impress some other girl? If it's obvious that she is an escort to others, than perhaps you should hire two beautiful ones.

[SaltandVinegar]

I say do it. She will be great arm candy for the night and maybe you two can have some fun after!

[Anonymous]

dont bring that stuff around work.