Guys, what's your most awkward boner story?

[Anonymous]

Guys, what's your most awkward boner story? What were you doing? What happened? How'd it end? Etc. I'm just filling up the space here so...

[front2back]

I was hanging out with my female friend, while surfing the web. I had heard from a friend to watch the "Blurred Lines" music video, since I hadn't seen it yet but heard the song. He didn't tell me what treasures it contained. So I went to YouTube on my iPhone, and searched for the video. My volume was muted (she was talking to a friend on Skype) but the video played. Within the first 5 seconds of the video, my face went from: :\ to :D . I kept watching with a hunter's glare at the video, absorbing all of Emily Ratajkowski's 32D boobies. I got hard, REAL hard. Luckily I was under a blanket on a bed so she couldn't notice. As I finished watching Robin Thicke boost his ego with lettered balloons, she was done with the call and decided to playfully attack me.

This is when shit starts to get real.

I immediately exited the video, and tried to get her way from me. Taking it as me fighting back playfully, she fought even harder and managed to break through. She fell on my chest laterally and was laughing. Disaster averted! Except now she tried to get up. She stuck out her hand and managed to get a nice hard grip on my dick instead of my thigh. I have never seen a look of pure shock and terror on a girls face before with that much intensity. She instantly let go, threw herself off the me and nervously went back to the computer with a ghostly pale look on her face. I was about as red as a Crimson Tide fan's wardrobe and decided to just leave right then and there. She didn't talk to me for several days following that. However, she eventually hardened up (lol) and got over it. We just pretend it never happened.

[buttnick]

The day my godson got christend while stading in the church up at the front where everyone could see me and the minister was giving a speach I put my head down because I felt awkward and I noctied the godmothers toes in her high heels (foot fetish lol) and instantly I got hard and it wpuldn't go away the whole time some people even started laughing out loud I was so embarest I put my head down but that made it even worse because she wiggled her toes a little bit, it even stayed while I was having to repeat the ministers speach

[Distant]

It's always awkward when you get a random erection during a class and you have to somehow stand up and leave without anyone noticing.

[Moobacca]

Back in high school a girl sat right in my lap. Not on my leg, but right on my junk. She has a great ass, so naturally I popped a boner. She of course noticed and just had to say something about it.

We ended up dating a few years after high school. First time she took off my pants she looked at my penis and said "ah, we meet face to face at last." More than made up for embarrassing me especially with what came after.

[OpenToSuggestion]

At school I had a boner that wouldn't go away. I had to scive the first lesson but it was still there so I tucked it to one side of my boxers and sneaked off to the toilets where I had to get rid of it with some manual work.

[Cromartie]

We were sitting watching a BBC special on Nature and some weird slug segment was up. Random erection. I have yet to live it down.

[lucky24]

i was at the beach with a few friends just relaxing and enjoying the view, 2 of them laid down on my legs because they wanted a pillow and one of them was on my family jewels so I was busy trying to think of old ladies so it does grow eventually I had to ask them to let me turn around so they can lay their head on the other side. I felt so embarrassed luckily I asked before it was visible.

[ToBeMeistoBeFree]

I was late for a college class.

Just hopped in clothes, and raced for a bus.

It was full -i had to stand.

Hardest morning wood Ever, and it didn't go away till I got off the bus. I was practically bending over trying to hide it

[Anonymous]

i had a really sexy neighbor in the same grade as me, she was blonde with nice boobs. and we would use the same bus stop in the morning to get to school but she uses it sooner because of her extra class in the morning, the only times we see each other were on "late start" days. so that morning i woke up with morning wood that wouldn't go away so while in the shower i tried to rub one off but i couldn't. so i got dressed and kept my textbook covering it. today she decided to wear yoga pants, of all the days she wore them today. and this girl is a hugger so when she saw me she playfully ran over and went for a hug, as soon as she hugged me she felt my boner and bounced back, she said "omg why do you have a boner" as she placed her book bag between me and her boobs, she must of thought she turned me on or something, she then said "damn pervert don't ever come close to me again". from there on she never spoken to me ever again

[Anonymous]

I got one getting a prostate exam from a 35-ish redhead female doctor. I did my best to conceal it and she did her best not to notice. Had she given me a 3 minute prostate exam, she would have given her a sperm sample as a bonus. After that, I have wanted anal play from my lovers.

[Anonymous]

in class right before I had to give a speech and I just came out and said to the teacher that couldn't do my speech right at this instant.

[sovetskii13]

Did she ask why?

[Opinion Owner]

she knew what was going on as I walked up clutching myself and hinted what was going on

[Anonymous]

After my engagement rituals me and some of my classmates were talking about social traditions. One of my classmate girl asked me about my queens name and why I select her - I got instant boner and she was able to notice it, she just smiled and said OK - I understood it and that was most embracing moment. Erection was so strong and lasted for quite a long time.