Do you mean bring back ot to take there?
Bring backI just figured out the ambiguity in the question :p
Yes i thought that straight away haha if you were taking , i would have shouted " meee" but saying your bringing , i will have some photos of yourself to prove you actually went haha
hahahahawell now that I am on my way couldnt think about it... had I been still there on Earth I would have considered bringing you alongwith as i had some extra space in my space car :lmao If my camera would work then defnitely :p
Aw i would love to go with you, can't you turn around and pick me up,? Bring me a lump of rock back i will sell it on e bay And dont think you can trick me by pretending your camera not working, mind cos i will know if you are really there, i have my telescope facing mars, haha
ohhhI just got stuck at this damn signalThe satellite traffic is damn too high :/I wish I couldwhat about sending the car for you once I reach moon gas station?then you can take as many rocks as you wish ;) Ohhh that was you sneaking... i saw you with my this telescope indicator which showed me that who had been telescoping me xD
Send the car, im coming, not missing out on a chance to go to mars, Yes that would have been my telescope if you wave i will see you, jump up and down too
ohhh yeahhhhjust 2 hrs drive to moon in the space car and it will take 10 more to ring you here ( 5 hrs distance x 2)so just pick up your stuff and be ready : D Did you see me... I was singing a song for this alien girl who passed by my car :')))OMG she waved back <3
Im already packed, Im waiting at the door, hurry up with that car. what do you think i should take? I have 3 suitcases i full is that enough? I saw you waving and flirting with that alien girl ,
ohhh wowwwyou are so quick unlike most of the ladies :D I am impressed... I have this button in my car which makes it appear anywhere in secs but it can be used only once. want me to use it? :/ ummmm 3 cases would be fine given that we will have space issues on our return :preally... was i doing it right (the flirting)? will she give me her number ;_;
Yes send now, please, im only going to take two cases, be bit more room,Yes you will def get her number, her cheeks were glowing and she was giggling , two signs that she likes you lol i hope if you get a date with her, you dont decide to stay with her, cos i won't be able to get back home,
okayyyyy I am gonna text the driver to use that button now by the way do you mind if the driver stays at earth and you drive by yourself ( the navigator is set)ohhhhhahhh self interest I see It won't take long i promise :P and we will be back to earth soon ummm can you please brink a can of cold coffee for me? Please !
Got coffee, got you a choco bar tfor you too , just to say thanks for letting me come yipeee im on my way see you shortly , you can give me a tour of. Mars when i land
Aww thats soo nice of youuu :' DUnlike most of the girls like I said :Dahhh yesss can't wait to see you.. i will show you every thing on Mars which is worth seeing :P
Helloooo, im here, thanks for bringing me, here's your coffe and choco bar, so where are you showing me first on mars, i hope you introduce me to your alien gf lol
HeyyyyyWould this chocolate bar 🍫 is my favorite one :D and coffee yayyySo first of all I am gonna show you the dunes of marsShe left me :( (lifes damn fast here xD) Its two of us now all on our own :\
Aw well you and me can still have a good time on mars, im amazed at the dunes they look tiny through my telescope, yeyy look at me rolling down these dunes, its like being on the beach, where next, its great this
well in fact its better that we have got no one else here on mars and we can enjoy and exclaim without any hesitation :Dahhhh yesss you look soo excited... wanna stay here for some more timeafter this we will go to the secret observatory of Yoda ;)
I love yoda i hope we meet him, its gonna be soo cool here, i might not want to go home again haha i wonder if yoda will show me how the force works, lol whats for lunch, wonder if any shops here !
Ummm yeah he will tell you everything cuz he's been my acquaintance for a while:DI will ask him to tell what my buddy wanna knowUmm for lunch.. I thought that you would bring some..I have that chocolate bar still in my pocket though (half of it) wanna taste? :p
I did bring some food, but though maybe id try the food om mars lol can't wait to meet yoda, think im going to enjoy being on mars, do you?
Ohhhh... The food here is tasteless... I would like to grab something from the stuff you brought... What things you brought?Yeahhh Yoda is sometimes cool in his private life :DHell yeah.. I am gonna enjoy that too.I feel like staying here forever :(
I bought everything you can think off, and im just staying on mars nothing to go back to earth for!
Ohhh. WowwwSo now we don't have to worry about anything... You know how to cook? If yes then teach me as well... Imagine we get succeeded in planting new vegetables on Mars ground :D
Yes im a good cook, dont worry i will teach you, we could start our own business up, doing package holidays for the earth people to visit mars , what do u think of that idea? Pmsl
Ohhh thank you sooooo much :DOhh yeahh that's great idea actuallyLmao I will earn us great revenue Heyy you saw downtown mars?
Pmsl no not sqw it, will u take me there next, yoda as so friendly, didn't realise mars was so big, you will have to build some sort of vehicle for us to get around quicker haha
Ohhhh yeahh I will take you there now :DUmmm will u help me building it xD (as if we are super humans and know everything) So when will you be ready for the visit?
Im ready now, i can help you, i could hand you the tools haha cqn i ask you a question, are u the mosquito guy? Sure u are lol
Hahaha... Yeah that would be so nice of :DLolol well given that I can do everything, so yes I can be the mosquito guy as well :pSo now start handing me the tools
here's the tools... After your hard work i will , make u a coffee and a meal of your choice lol
Ohh thanksAhaaaa :pI will love itt... for the record please make some spaghettis for me once done with the construction xD
Okey dokey, making it now, after the construction is finished, you can show me the other side of mars , hope its different from this side of it
Ohh yeahhh... I am done with construction... Lets have lunch now and then I will show you the other side.. And yes's its totally different from this side.. You won't recognise it if you were alone:p
oh great can't wait, lets go and have a look now,!
PerfectWill you drive the vehicle pleaseCuz I am not feeling well :(
course i will, i love driving , hold on , here we go, hope you built in seat belts, you will need it with my driving hahah
HahahaYesss I added the seat belts..Your driving is not that bad I must say ;D
Have an opinion?
Chocolate Planet.. Bring me Marscached.imagescaler.hbpl.co.uk/.../...105931911.gif
Alrightyyyyits like everywhere on mars... we call it chocolate.. its mud and dust for themEVERYWHERE it is... I will store some for you :)
Tasty mud lol.. Mars' center unlike that of Earth, it's Caramel.
lolohhh wowwexactlyyy.. how do you know that :Ohave you been there? or you have read the secret book of Voldemort?
hurtyelbow.typepad.com/.../...an-bottled-water.jpgI want some bottled water1
Looking for it already
Yeah you got it right
Ofc I'm about drink it! Get the paddles on standby!
Some Peanut M&Ms... Like a semi truck load full. See how much the factory has on hand. If you're buying, then money is no expense.
get to workc1.staticflickr.com/.../4113828078_94b6632d81.jpg
LOLwould have to rob someone for that xD
hahahahayou got me :P
Just jump the fence and punch a truck driver in his shit and take his rig filled with Peanut M&Ms.
Consider it done bro ;D
You are not coming back! At anytime soon at least. The level of gravity on Mars makes it impossible with current resources to leave. Sorry! The amount of fuel it woul take to get off the ground and leave its atmosphere, is like 20 times that required to leave earth. So I guess problem number one. Also don't stay too long either as you will develop what is known as moon face ( and I am not talking about pimples), as the lack of gravity will slowly declay your bones. ( look it up- many astronauts experienced).
I am the exception ma'am :D
How about a small Mars rock so I can make a necklace!
I'd like you to locate, verify and bring back only 1 sample of Prometheus X, no questions asked. It's not the rock itself but the black oozed is secertes that I am after. Do that, & I would be eternally grateful.
You must be insane for wanting that stuff!! XD
@Stuff_and_stuff - "There was never a genius without a tincture of madness." - Aristotle OnassisThat black ooze is in fact a parasite looking for a host to bond with once complete I will have powers beyond comprehension. The black suit will be MINE! Just. Like. SpiderMan! bwaaahahahahahaha
HahahahaWhat if it chose me :0
@Asker then I guess we'll need more than 1 Prometheus X rock don't we? An army of black suits is better than one!
An alien dog. I already know what it's like to have earth dogs as pets so I want to see if there's a difference between the two planets' dogs.
UmmmmAlien dogs are scaryy :( I am scared that they may bite off my both hands with both their heads D: (yes they are dual headed)
Just wear metal gloves when you try and catch them. If they're still aggressive, give them treats and maybe that'll settle them down enough for you to take one back to Earth.
Umm but their treat is my hand :(I will try sedating em but if I don't succeed then dont mind please ):I will try my best though
That's okay. Just buy me a nice present from the souvenir shop on Mars if you can't get the dog.
Ohhh done... Thank you soo much for understanding:DYou just prepare something to eat for me :pAnd specify what kinda souvenir you want
Sure. I'll make you lunch once you come back. Get me a pretty snow globe of the landscape of Mars that's full of glitter and a little figurine of an alien inside of it.
Yummy:DI will bring it.. Infact I have pre ordered them You just keep the menu ready for the lunch xD
I will. I'll be looking forward to my present too.
Consider that the globe is already yours :DWill give it to yu as soon as I am home
Great. Thank you. :)
Right :DYou're welcome buddy
Alien poop!Because I want to throw it at someone's face and see what happens because I tried everything but all in vein.
HahahahaThat someone seems like to have pissed you off like hell :p
Can I have you... I want to hear about your experience there:)
Ohhhh yeahYou have got me and my time... If you can keep listening to all of the adventures over there with patience :D
Most definitely, thats what I have is time:)
Aww at your disposal...When do you wanna listen to the adventures?
How about now:)
We'll have to meet... but now I'm off to watch Twilight Forever Saga. Follow me so we can stay connected:)
Ohhhh alright buddyyYeah sure :)))
Mars sand and any artifacts you find and water samples if you come across any.
AmnesiaJobNew lifenew heart new Toke
owwwhSo you wanna forget something? What kinda job amuses you?there's no life on Mars so can't bring it, but you can try living here in a different or your own wayWhat would be the use of heart If you will keep on toking :p
@Asker you can't understand me
Well somehow I got what were you saying but wasn't wanting to judge thats why i chose to be hilariousI felt like you are depressed or sad or something.
Sorry if I got judgmental!!!
@Asker it's okay
wanna talk in pm? just some light talk !
@Asker sorry I don't have mood to talk :( next time okay :)
ohhh no worriesJust wanted to make you feel good by letting you share stuff anytime buddy :)
@Asker I know that and Thank you for trying promise when I get mood changed I'll tell u everything ^^
I willl waitand dont thank methat would be the least I can do
@Asker an Alien kkkkk guy or garl lmao :P
hahahahayou found that funny xDWhat do you say.. one should clarify their demands right? :p
@Asker Oh yeah xD just bring both to him and he can choose :P
hahahahayeahhh.. thats suitable one :pand what would I do of the other alien D: ?
@Asker send him back to Mars :3
ohhh yeahh If its him then i am definitely gna send him backbut if its her.. ummm can't say much at the moment xD
@Asker kkk in the end he had a half human half alien child LoooL
hahahahahayesss :pimagine the alien be greenthen the child would be with green head green fingers, green feet and green tongue :p
@Asker o_O kkkk
okay that was quite exaggeration lol :p
@Asker Oh yeah xD what I know aliens get human look and aliens inside :P not like u did descript
hahahahawell the aliens have evolved you seee :P
Like their genes have mutated or something :/
@Asker xD gosh an alien look like you would be great xD
HahahahaThat's so cruel :pI want to be alien though :(
o_O why? @Asker
Cuz I wanna get Marss passport :( and nationality
@Asker o_O :O are u serious O_O
lol yessssI am obsessed with Mars and its localstheyre soo cool you know :(
I know right :(can you help me getting the passport?
@Asker are we talking about another planet here o_o
LOL yesssIn a more detailed way though :p
@Asker o_O scary :/
lolokay lets be less scary then :Dby the way is Hajar your name... Its arabic right? meaning Stone?
Hajar is my name and yes arabic but I don't know what means :3
It means stoneI know.. as hajr e Aswad ( the (holy) black stone ) Aswad means black tho
@Asker Hajar is a feminine noun, it is a hieroglyphic name means lotus flower
ohhh sorry I misnderstood Hajar with hajrArabic is not my first language thats why :/
@Asker I know :3 it's Okay ^^
thanks :Dhow are you feeling now?
On your way back stop off at the moon and grab me some mature cheddar
okiee dokie how much? can you please tell as I would be facing storage issues ;/
Enough for about 500 crackers
Jacobs cream that is
Alrightyyyy :D500 crackers or 500 packets?
Good question.. 500 packets
hahaha being an auditor my mind is prone to make up questions in a moment :pand yes 500 packets it isohh yeah keep in mind that the freight charges would be applicable D:
I can afford it
Lol I noted that500 packets :D just keep the payment ready
Nah nah nah, I've got the crackers. Get me the cheese
Ohhhhhhh :OI got 500, packets of crackers and cheeseWhat to do of the crackers:/
Come. We'll have a feast
Ohhhh yeahhhI love feasts :D
Nothing. If or assuming it could sustain human life, I'd go into exile there.
A martian - so that I can have a date with it
I see Earth is having shortage of "humans" ;p
More like earth is having a shortage of boyfriends
Hahahaha or goof boyfriends maybe :p the gentlemen ones xD
Nothing! Lol because I'm not going with you.
LoL exactly thats why I am asking that what to bring so that you won't miss it even though you are not goingwell I wanted you to go but its your life , what could I do :$
You should bring water! So I can stay alive lol. Food, clothing, house, cell phone, job.
LoooLI am thinking of bringing red bull instead :Owe should make a plan to invade the provision of all the basic needs over there ( food, shelter, phone, clothing etc) and form a monopoly ;)50/50 partnership, savvy?
Lol redbull? For you, water for me! How about that. And how about 70/30? I'll get the 70
Ohhh alrightbut you will have to use water wisely xD plus make it 60/4060 for you... !0% is the max loss I can suffer :(
Lol okay! But you can't have any water, since you are going to be drinking redbull all the time XD buahhh
Thats so cruel of you :'(please lemme have a few drops of water at leastI will die and then how would you be able to forgive yourself </3can't let this happen to you... so just lemme have some of the water :D
Haha. You said 60/30. If you die ill be 100. But don't worry, ill always remember how nice you were lol..
ohhh no 60/40 ladyyyou gave 10 from my 40 to yoda :P thats so witty of you but I won't let that happen... I am gonna get extra water from moon super mart :/
Lol you do that. Get extra water so you can stay alive...
hahahaha you're the boss :Pbut still most of the time I will rely on red bull and will keep water stored (unless you steal it : )
Bring me some twinkle twinkle little star :0
How I wonder what you are D:
I'm a sexy chick and you know it.*Le me followed you bz I like your question*
HahahaYeahhh I know that cuz only sexy chicks follow me :DThe twinkle twinkle little star 🌟 is running short of a little bit twinkle , is that okay?
Idc, just bring it home :0 I'm gonna decorate my bootyfull face with that.
HahahahaOkay I will:D ahaaa da stars are all for your bootyful face... Just tell me that do you want white or a little reddish stars?
I want multi coloured?
Alrightyyy buddThe multi coloured would be difficult but I shall try :DYou wanna have some glittery dust from moon as well?
What the? You want me to apply dust on my bootyfull smexy face? Are you stuuupit >=\ *le me angry*
Owwhhh *scared face* sowwy.. I thought that you would look more hawt like thatBut you don't wanna apply it on your smexy face so I will apply it on my own :$How will you decorate your face with the stars?
that's better -___- yeah, one on my forehead one on my nose and the other one on my teeth for further attraction :0 do you like that?
Yeahhh you would look better than Jack sparrow xDWhat about once star each for the ears?And one for chin? Then I will not like it.. But love it D:
You think so? :O ok then bring it , all I want is to look smexy.
Yesss...In fact I did this beauty course thingy... So I can help you in applying the stars on the face :DCuz I want you to look supar smexy :@
Really? I mean seriously? Truly?
Any doubt?Why do you wanna look smexy btw?I mean , you are already so bootyful then why.. WHY...
Yeah I know that but I really want to attract the whole world , you know what that means?
Ohhh yeah I exactly know ;DYou have got a naughty girl inside But isn't that enough that you attracted me with that smexy smiel ;(
You bet :#You use insta btw?
Yeah , I do :0 why >___o
Cuz I was wanting to know that whether your mobile has got camera or not :|
But im gonna make a hole on the ph
Phone and take pictures :0
Ohhh you're an innovative chick as well;DSteve jobs would have made use of your innovative mind :(
O____O Ohhhhhhhhh wow really? I didn't know I was that brilliant.*le me gave a job application for NASA* >____>
Ohh maey Gawd :0What did they say? they should have already hired you :/
They told me I'm too intelligent for working in NASA and rejected me T_____T
AhhhhEpic :( tragic :(Poor girl... This is unfair. I mean with such a brilliant mind they still rejected:/ ohh wait I guess they also saw the hawtness of your pic xD
Damn yeah, the crawled to be with me but I rejected them instead :0
Ohhhh what an attitude you have got D:I am impressed... So what would you do of your life now :(
I'll give you a chance of dating me :0
Wowwwwww :00I would die for itThank you so much fir considering mee :')
It's fine -____- just dun cry, I'll surely come with you -___- ok ok I understand, but It's fine.
Hahaha see I am laughing with happinessTell me its not a dreamOmgomgomg :'D
0_____0 maybe 80 years later?
Why soo long :(Is there some waiting list? Cuz there would be many guys in line :/
Yeah , many of em.. some on my house roof and others are digging underground :0
Ohhhhhh :0You're so much in demand... Move from asap. From that secret door on the back :/
Lol, I can't take it anymore :p
LololFinally :pI will have to kill them all alone now xD
You just made me think too much fluffy.>____> I've seen a fluffy bear but how does a fluffy devil look like *____*
HeheheThat's what fluffy devil 😈 doesUmmm just like the one standing in my dp Not as hawwt and charismatic as yours xD
Yeah I can see dat >____> I already know I'm hot so stop mentioning dat.. you're making my eyes blush @____@
Ohhh hahahaSo the hawtt girls eyes are blushing now:0I didn't know you were shy too :p
Some real men ;)
Hahaha Okay I shall come ;)Lol
A little alien I can keep..!
ohhhh okayso its the 3rd alienI feel like me and @citroen would stay there on mars and will send aliens back in the space car xD
Can you bring me back a moon rock
If Obama will let me then for sure xD
just keep that stuffed turkey ready for me upon my arrival :p
Awww will do
an alien if you find one
Guy or Gal? xD
A star <3 they're so pretty
OwwwhhhYes they are... Only one?
Yup only one.
Consider it done:D
yay.. I can't wait now :)
How about a few Martian mellows. hahaha
HahahaRight.. But you know Martian mellows are spicy :O
Oh then no thanks I don't do spicy.
Ohhh.. Spicy ones are also yummy tho
Yes but they don't like me. hahaha
Spicy comes back to haunt me hours later. lol hahaha honest you wouldn't want to be around.
Ohhhhhh now I got you.. Van think of bringing spicy now xD lmao
A big mac and a large coke thanks (:
AlrightyyBut they don't offer home delivery here :(
Don't be sad...I will try:/
Whatever you want.
a martian... lol
Ohhhh wowWhy do u need em?
A cute alien buddy :P
get a seat ready for him in your car :p
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