Funny drunk stories! Anyone? :) :)?

Anyone on here a funny drunk story to share to give everyone a good laugh? :) When you all are done, I will write mine in ´´details´´ :) !!
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One night I was with my girlfriend of back then! By the end of the night we were all pretty much out of money and I wanted another drink! I went to this guy and pointed at my girlfriend. I said: ´´you can easily score her, if you buy her a beer´´ . He bought her a beer. I said: ´´thank you´´ and took it from her! The guy walked off and my girlfriend LUCKILY laughed about it! lol
Funny drunk stories! Anyone? :) :)?
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