Couch - It would probably just complain how much he is in painToilet - It would probably say kill meFreezer- Cause he would be cool to talk to and we'll just chillBed- It would talk dirty to me to sleep.
" it would talk dirty to me to sleep" lmfaaaaaaaoooo
A mirror, i have four mirrors besides the ones in the bathrooms.
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toilet plunger... I imagine if it could talk it would be extremely depressed. it is rarely used at all and when it is used it's only for the purpose of cleaning up gross toilet messes
That tissue box... is going to have a lot of questions for me xD
toilet paper.. wiping asses..tooth brush... brushing teethmy chair.. too many fartsmy computer.. from all the p*rn I look at
I have to go with the toilet. It has nothing to talk about besides how your shit tastes.
The toilet paper roll...That, and your bedsheets...
my battery powered lover.oh, the things it's... ;)
The toilet seat brah
my chair since i spend tons of hours sitting on it
My bra? And my pillow
Mirror or phone
My pillow because I cuddle with it at night
probably my lamp
Your lamp? Why lol
yeah and lol I don't know
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