I'm American and I want to change my nationality to break free from the Canadians. What country should I choose?

Anonymous
For starters, I hate being American because Canadians give me grief because of my existence. I even sometimes have nightmares like a Canadian person is going to come out in the still of the night and kill me!

So I'm looking for a country where Canadians don't go. How about South Africa? Maybe Ireland? Chile perhaps?

Or should I go to Mars or Jupiter. I hear no Canadians have been to orbit...
I'm American and I want to change my nationality to break free from the Canadians. What country should I choose?
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