It would be a miracle to find a girl willing to "eat my ass". I can only hope somebody is plotting to "eat my dick".
I was at a MLB baseball game many years ago and this little girl sitting in front of me kept turning around the whole time she kept paying attention to me looking at me a lot and making faces trying to get my attention and kept showing me her toys and I can tell that she had like a little crush on me then she said that I was ugly which means the opposite
How old were you at the time? That's not natural lol
I didn't do anything I was in my twenties the kid did all that stuff I was just being nice to the girl she had her pants right there holding her
Enough said. I've been called ugly by 12 year olds as well.
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Damn near 100 years ago?