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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629." Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"Man: "Yes!"Reporter: "Name?"Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."Reporter: "Sex?"Man: "Three to five times a week."Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."Reporter: "Holy cow!"Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."Reporter: "Oh dear!"Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "Africa. There's millions of them." How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata. What's a Mexican favorite book store? Borders.Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? Yeah.. me neither.How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it's probably yours!Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.What do you call a Mexican in a two-story house? Adopted.Why do Mexican kids walk around school like they own the place? Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.2 Mexicans are in a car, who is driving? A cop.
Oh, I should mention that my dad's kind of racist.