what if we offer to make you all sandwich if you come inside our huts but the sandwich is poisoned
irrelevant, the huts have already been bombed and flushed out with flamethrowers. But then we get hungry so we keep a few female survivors from your burned-down village to serve as our sandwich-making wenches. The sandwiches give our troops renewed motivation to continue our glorious crusade. But the sandwiches had shellfish in them, and one of our soldiers was allergic, so he did from the shellfish. So on average, for every village full of women we burn down, you take out one of our guys as a result of food allergies. :P
what if we didn't live in huts but lived in the sky
*laughs in aerial combat*
what if we round up all the best-looking gals and offer to have sex with your nerdy scientists who make all the complex weapons like atom bombs if they join our side
Then we're fucked xD but I'd probably be one of the nerdy scientists if anything, so at least I might get some action out of it haha
maybe we can win all the scientists who invent wmds because they are usually virgins
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yeah but the good guys won't want to hurt us while us girls are happy to shoot you
what if they build a new weapon that looks like a sexy woman but its a trap that cut off a guys dick if he puts it inside her
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. That's as stupid as saying women would fall for a box of poisoned chocolate
of course we would fall for it. but would you be smart enough to think of that if you didn't steal my idea just now
Obviously, it's not a hard concept, and I'm pretty sure most women aren't dumb enough to fall for poisoned chocolate anyway
is it godiva or just the cheap generic kind
Godiva for the divas. Dove for the 40+ women that stopped caring about their looks
i want some godiva rite now soooooooooooooo bad
I make this really amazing spiked hot chocolate using godiva. I let some milk simmer on the stove, melt like 3/4 of a bar of godiva in there per cup of milk, add some Bailey's and vanilla extract, pour it in a mug and top it with whipped creams and shavings from the rest of the chocolate. It's fucking amazing. Pairs well with some pepperidge farm cookies
stfu ur literally killing me rite now. well obv you guys are gonna win now with poisoned godivas. but that is only because I gave you all that idea. what if you didn't steal my idea first and we put our nudes next to landmines
You didn't really give me the idea, it's just bait, pretty simple concept that has been used before in war. Also, how is anyone gonna know it's a nude without being close enough to grab it, and by the time they picked it up to see what it is, they'd already be dead
what if it gives off telepathic signals
That's physically impossible. They'd sooner find a chemical weapon that can just kill either sex before making something like that
what if we steal one of you inventors and tell him we will all sleep with him if he invents it
Or you could just invent it yourself. There are female chemists but something like that probably isn't possible
Why do you keep making everything about sex tho? 😂
why you make everything about war?
Because your question is about war?
ok you got me there
so your vote is for girls?
If that's what you believe
so what you are saying is that us girls are worthless?
Girls are not worthless
so what you are saying is that our worth just comes down to having babies and making sandwiches?
girls can party too
also not so many guys wear makeup
You're a trip 🙃🤪😘