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Wow that’s saying something
If I would've placed Son or Daughter it would've looked cumbersome and just too long. I want to keep it as short as possible.
I think kids would've also suggested diminutive and immatured offspring.Offspring just sounds weird too.
I get it. The confusion was intentional for comedic effect
There's a lot of people here who'd probably mistaken it that way, leading to unsatisfactory replies.It's happened before unfortunately.
You're probably right. Those are the people I'm making fun of